FabSwingers.com forum: Creating the perfect female swinger

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I d put forward Games' boobs, Kinky's sense of adventure, Frock's body, Laine's legs, Iconic's subtle and ladylike femininity, Minxie's sense of humour, Caz's (omg I better not say), Petillante's exquisite taste... and I know I am missing out many lovely ladies and their special assets but you got to start sonewhere...

What would you put together for the perfect lady swinger?

(lighthearted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question, I'll give it some thought. I would suggest though that if she was perfect in every way then maybe nsa is a long shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean I am not the perfect lady swinger?! How vewy woooode!

*huff*

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"You mean I am not the perfect lady swinger?! How vewy woooode!

*huff*"

Hey, you got a mention in there Kinky! No whingeing now please! Lol!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

How about Julie the Wonderslut's bum...?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"How about Julie the Wonderslut's bum...?

Oh, and CutenSassy's eyes...! Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean I am not the perfect lady swinger?! How vewy woooode!

*huff*

Hey, you got a mention in there Kinky! No whingeing now please! Lol!

*Part* of me's perfect which means part is imperfect.

Dive style hissy fit already in progress!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"You mean I am not the perfect lady swinger?! How vewy woooode!

*huff*

Hey, you got a mention in there Kinky! No whingeing now please! Lol!

*Part* of me's perfect which means part is imperfect.

Dive style hissy fit already in progress!

Yes, Kinky, the spellcheck part! Lol!

'Dive' style?? Oops

Ne'er mind lassie! No-one is truly perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spellcheck is fine. My 'phone, however, has the most ridiculously inept autocorrect function and, it seems, a dictionary consisting of perhaps 50 words (plus the new, rude ones I've taught it).

In fact, so often has this been a problem that whenever I type "bloody" now, the next word suggestion the 'phone will give is "autocorrect".

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"My spellcheck is fine. My 'phone, however, has the most ridiculously inept autocorrect function and, it seems, a dictionary consisting of perhaps 50 words (plus the new, rude ones I've taught it).

In fact, so often has this been a problem that whenever I type "bloody" now, the next word suggestion the 'phone will give is "autocorrect".

Ah, I stand corrected (or is that 'autocorrected'!)

My apologies Kinky for suggesting you are anything other than perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least my eyes get a mention... wooo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rohypnol

No need for the shock... Mr has used a green smiley face demonstrating humour rather than offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Julie the Wonderslut's bum...?

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect swingle female... No 1...

Pulse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perfect swingle female... No 1...

Pulse...

well i have one of those! Oh hang on i will double check lol

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