FabSwingers.com forum: Make a sexual assumption about the person above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love it doggy style

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think…."

I assume you love being rimmed and your bum tongued

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You love it doggy style"

An accurate assumption

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think…."

You both like to go to Bingo

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays "

That she loves to suck on things

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays "

You like men with big calfs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

Unafraid of receiving a paintball to the testicles during sex.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oungukbull97Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays "

You love it when a guy takes the lead

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You love it when a guy takes the lead"

He’s got a very open mind and likes a lot of filth

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You love it when a guy takes the lead"

You're into wearing Mexican wrestling masks whilst Fucking and screaming underlay underlay...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

That she loves to suck on things

You want to have sex with a policeman or at a crime scene

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays "

Oh i do like a bit of roleplay

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

That she loves to suck on things

You want to have sex with a policeman or at a crime scene

You like to have your nipples tweaked and a finger in the bum

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oungukbull97Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You love it when a guy takes the lead

You're into wearing Mexican wrestling masks whilst Fucking and screaming underlay underlay... "

Damn... Exposing me in public just like that huh?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My spidey sense tells me that whoever is above me (these threads move real quick!) likes to incorporate gravy into their sexual sessions.

Possibly Tabasco sauce to….

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

DEFINITELY likes it up the bum

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"DEFINITELY likes it up the bum

Definitely likes to give it up the bum

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"DEFINITELY likes it up the bum

Deffinately not into bumming

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DEFINITELY likes it up the bum

Likes to dip it in marmite and wipe it on the curtains

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats hobnobs after sex

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"DEFINITELY likes it up the bum

Deffinately not into bumming"

loves chocolate play

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes getting spit roasted

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Definitely wipes it on the curtains.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Definitely wipes it on the curtains."

Packing an absolute pipe with stamina for days

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You love it when a guy takes the lead

You're into wearing Mexican wrestling masks whilst Fucking and screaming underlay underlay...

Damn... Exposing me in public just like that huh?

I thought we agreed you were gonna embrace your inner nacho libre???

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think…."

She likes to finger her bum while playing with her clit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

She likes to finger her bum while playing with her clit

And so do you, your man likes his bum fingered as you suck on him.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

She likes to finger her bum while playing with her clit

And so do you, your man likes his bum fingered as you suck on him."

Uses ice pops as sex toys

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Definitely wipes it on the curtains.

Packing an absolute pipe with stamina for days

Haha, I’ll take that assumption and just hope I don’t disappoint…

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

She likes to finger her bum while playing with her clit

And so do you, your man likes his bum fingered as you suck on him."

Very true ....lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

She likes to finger her bum while playing with her clit

And so do you, your man likes his bum fingered as you suck on him."

If that’s a belt buckle I’ve no words or enough time to give my opinion !

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not available. Easy.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts jam jars down his pants

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

He had an enormous penis.

LvM

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a weapon

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He had an enormous penis.

LvM"

Had? What happened to it?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would please my wife !

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a weapon "

Loves the mystery of the gloryhole

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"He had an enormous penis.

LvM

Had? What happened to it?"

Forgot where he left it

LvM

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Likes the second toe on their left foot being suckled but definitely not the one on the right foot.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember how shirt buttons work !!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't remember how shirt buttons work !!!"

Licks armpits

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

She likes to finger her bum while playing with her clit

And so do you, your man likes his bum fingered as you suck on him.

If that’s a belt buckle I’ve no words or enough time to give my opinion !"

Because of his name and the fact I can't see the profile.....I'm guessing he has a st Andrews style crucifix in his bat cave.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You like men with big calfs "

YES!!! And big quads

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The poster above will only have sex when dressed as a cat. And loves a good saucer of cream

Miaow

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You like men with big calfs

YES!!! And big quads

Rims 59 men a day even the stinky ones

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't remember how shirt buttons work !!!"

Fuck it when you rock Nike 24/7 who needs buttons !

I do on occasion

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Judging by the pics you like to be spanked and prefer doggy style

You are into roleplays

You like men with big calfs

YES!!! And big quads

Rims 59 men a day even the stinky ones

Makes a great cup of tea and then let's it go cold

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:10:02]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy. "

Or a cock

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Enjoy introducing trifle to love-making.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:10:13]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Enjoy introducing trifle to love-making. "

With you

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate cats ???

Love swooning tho

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock "

You been trying god love ye !!!!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shouts “and… boom goes the dynamite” when he comes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock

You been trying god love ye !!!!!"

Drinks to oblivion then wanks

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock

You been trying god love ye !!!!!

Drinks to oblivion then wanks

Leaves the ugg boots on in bed

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock

You been trying god love ye !!!!!

Drinks to oblivion then wanks

You ain’t right often

But yeah your on the button here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock

You been trying god love ye !!!!!

Drinks to oblivion then wanks

Leaves the ugg boots on in bed "

Heels xx just for you

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock

You been trying god love ye !!!!!

Drinks to oblivion then wanks

Leaves the ugg boots on in bed

Heels xx just for you "

There was me hoping for crocs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Batscrazy is a cat lover and will swoon at your feet if you've got a pussy.

Or a cock

You been trying god love ye !!!!!

Drinks to oblivion then wanks

Leaves the ugg boots on in bed

Heels xx just for you

There was me hoping for crocs

Nooooo

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

She loves peanut butter rim jobs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She loves peanut butter rim jobs

Gives every penis she sees a nickname

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Great with her hands

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Great with her hands"

Great with his dick

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Great with her hands"

You are a nudist.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Great with her hands"

Has wet dreams wearing kilts.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never skips foreplay

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has Turkey dinosaurs as a mid-romp snack

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

Loves having her thong pulled aside and her ass tongued

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tlwMan
over a year ago

Bermondsey

"Loves having her thong pulled aside and her ass tongued

Love giving long strokes - especially doing anal

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:21:07]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:21:07]"

Is a ghost

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yodels in pussies when he gives oral.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

Takes her teeth out to suck cock

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Takes her teeth out to suck cock"

I do

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipes on the curtain on the way out

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only cum if he imagines the saviour Christ himself

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *TcoupleforfunCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

By looks of ya cock picture you make Most women gag on that big thing

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loves a rusty trombone

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Loves a rusty trombone "

Shes gagging for My hob nobs!!! X

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loves a rusty trombone

Shes gagging for My hob nobs!!! X"

Dips more than biscuits in his brew

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Loves a rusty trombone

Shes gagging for My hob nobs!!! X

Dips more than biscuits in his brew

I’d like to be naked with them.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Likes his latex thong!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Likes his latex thong! "

Has a corn on the cob fetish

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish "

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips"

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests "

Enjoys messy play

Xxx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests "

Likes to lick nacho cheese off people's chests

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests

Likes to lick nacho cheese off people's chests"

Only with jalapeños

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests

Likes to lick nacho cheese off people's chests

Only with jalapeños "

Wears primary thongs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests

Enjoys messy play

Xxx"

Uses a pink tie for bondage.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests

Likes to lick nacho cheese off people's chests

Only with jalapeños

Wears primary thongs

Buys used knickers on the dark web

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Likes his latex thong!

Has a corn on the cob fetish

Likes to poke bumholes with her nipnips

Likes to drip hot nacho cheese on peoples chests

Likes to lick nacho cheese off people's chests

Only with jalapeños

Wears primary thongs

Doh primark thongs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think…."

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish "

Has to deep throat anything phallic shaped

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish

Has to deep throat anything phallic shaped "

Loves cock pics

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish

Has to deep throat anything phallic shaped "

Doesn’t mind the toast crumbs in the bed but finds them as a slight turn on

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish

Has to deep throat anything phallic shaped "

Prefers her men painted blue, hence the username.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish

Has to deep throat anything phallic shaped

Prefers her men painted blue, hence the username. "

Wants to be tied down to the bed in front of him

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"I hate when people assume something about us just because of our profile but just for fun let’s see what people think….

•

You like to have your breasts monogrammed!

Has a shoe fetish

Has to deep throat anything phallic shaped

Prefers her men painted blue, hence the username.

Wants to be tied down to the bed in front of him"

Likes wearing a mask

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sniffs furniture polish to get in the mood

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Like stealing their kids sweet treats

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffs furniture polish to get in the mood "

Obviously has a Fetish for ronsel

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]"

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

They actually hate christmas

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

Dresses up as a cheeky girl for sexy time

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

That’s freaky weird !!!!

And couldn’t grasp shapes !

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

Dresses up as a cheeky girl for sexy time "

Desperate for a spanking

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes spread eagle to a new level

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

Dresses up as a cheeky girl for sexy time "

Sings boom bang a bang at the point of ejaculation.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

Dresses up as a cheeky girl for sexy time

Sings boom bang a bang at the point of ejaculation."

Skips foreplay completely

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

Dresses up as a cheeky girl for sexy time

Sings boom bang a bang at the point of ejaculation.

Skips foreplay completely "

What’s foreplay?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 13:55:04]

He was rubbish at woodwork and measuring things.

Dresses up as a cheeky girl for sexy time

Sings boom bang a bang at the point of ejaculation.

Skips foreplay completely "

Wants a pegging gangbang!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stalks new shoes hashtags on Instagram for his feet photo collection

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Stalks new shoes hashtags on Instagram for his feet photo collection "

Has a new shoes insta page!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stalks new shoes hashtags on Instagram for his feet photo collection

Has a new shoes insta page! "
.

Does the Jackass Party Boy dance to all of his sexual partners

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Stalks new shoes hashtags on Instagram for his feet photo collection

Has a new shoes insta page! "

Shaves his balls with a spoon.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Stalks new shoes hashtags on Instagram for his feet photo collection

Has a new shoes insta page!

Shaves his balls with a spoon. "

Will only have sex with those 16 years younger than himself

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Stalks new shoes hashtags on Instagram for his feet photo collection

Has a new shoes insta page!

Shaves his balls with a spoon. "

Likes eating sugar puffs with a shaving spoon.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed. "

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs "

Is a secret Sunderland fan

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tefe-MartyCouple
over a year ago

Cambs

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs "

Has a thing for limp celery

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs "

Owns a Reliant Robin exclusively for dogging!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tefe-MartyCouple
over a year ago

Cambs

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

Has a thing for limp celery "

Should have checked your age way to young for that joke

Alo alo

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

Owns a Reliant Robin exclusively for dogging! "

Enjoys spanking. Receiving & giving.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Loves the gym

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

Owns a Reliant Robin exclusively for dogging! "

Let’s out a very loud growl when cumming

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

Owns a Reliant Robin exclusively for dogging!

Enjoys spanking. Receiving & giving.

Likes to tickle clits with his dreads

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

Has a thing for limp celery

Should have checked your age way to young for that joke

Alo alo "

It went straight over my head

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to lick peperami's whilst doing the deed.

Likes to listen to Roman Keating when giving blowjobs

Owns a Reliant Robin exclusively for dogging!

Enjoys spanking. Receiving & giving.

Likes to tickle clits with his dreads"

haha

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager "

Well paid with style

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style"

Makes cheese with breast milk

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style

Makes cheese with breast milk"

Mr is bored silly with receiving dick pics and no one reads that line on the profile

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style

Makes cheese with breast milk"

only with my own ofcourse

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style

Makes cheese with breast milk"

Does a version the dance from Napoleon dynamite - & turns it into striptease.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style

Makes cheese with breast milk

Does a version the dance from Napoleon dynamite - & turns it into striptease."

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style

Makes cheese with breast milk

Does a version the dance from Napoleon dynamite - & turns it into striptease."

Once made love to a inflatable water wing

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to draw his own porn when a teenager

Well paid with style

Makes cheese with breast milk

Does a version the dance from Napoleon dynamite - & turns it into striptease.

Once made love to a inflatable water wing "

Had sex dressed as drop dead Fred

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a thing for Right said Fred

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% fucked a pot noodle.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Profile pic portrays you as a dom.."

Has a delightful pussy.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

Has a delightful pussy. "

Hoped a woman would respond next on the thread

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

Has a delightful pussy. "

His cock is a gift of the premium tombola variety!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

Has a delightful pussy. "

Whispers sweet nothings to his pet cat.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

Has a delightful pussy.

Whispers sweet nothings to his pet cat. "

He was actually talking to his elderly neighbour whilst hanging out the window.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

Has a delightful pussy.

Whispers sweet nothings to his pet cat.

He was actually talking to his elderly neighbour whilst hanging out the window. "

Wears no underwear on the school run.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is named after her favourite dildo.

The Appletree1000mm kidney disturber.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is named after her favourite dildo.

The Appletree1000mm kidney disturber. "

This dude will seduce with silky words in your ear as he leads you to orgasm heaven.

It’s a rumour I heard.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic portrays you as a dom..

Has a delightful pussy.

Whispers sweet nothings to his pet cat.

He was actually talking to his elderly neighbour whilst hanging out the window. "

She’s more than just a neighbour now. Things have moved on. All those years sucking on Worther’s Originals and having false teeth come in handy.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:08:22]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:09:33]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:09:48]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume the poster above dislikes having his penis bound or covered. I assume he likes going commando

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:09:48]"

Never goes to climax?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *winging freyrMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Not letting me reply

In respond to fun play…

Collects farts in jars

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:09:48]

Never goes to climax?

Calls out his own name on completion

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:09:48]

Never goes to climax?

Calls out his own name on completion "

Practices oral on a muller fruit corner

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"[Removed by poster at 13/12/21 15:09:48]

Never goes to climax?

Calls out his own name on completion "

Keeps a wide selection of lubes and oils under the bed

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack by name jack by nature

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack by name jack by nature "

Likes the feel of lace on his skin

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without looking…..he has 17 verifications and all from satisfied ladies

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not letting me reply

In respond to fun play…

Collects farts in jars"

Only yours sweetie, only yours.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tlwMan
over a year ago

Bermondsey

"Jack by name jack by nature

Likes the feel of lace on his skin"

She loves to have a sexy guy on his knees in front of her

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can only climax while listening to ABBAs greatest hits

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately