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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is not going well!

A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath

Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over

My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier

M is asleep on the sofa!

I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins

Don't know what to wear

Is the night doomed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no, I've just seen your profile, mmmm drop them a line and put it back am hour, then you can relax as get ready , if they get grumpy , there will be a long long line of takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is not going well!

A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath

Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over

My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier

M is asleep on the sofa!

I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins

Don't know what to wear

Is the night doomed ?

Can you call the meet and ask them to maybe hold off for an hour or so?....give yourself some breathing room and a chance to have a couple more glasses of wine! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is not going well!

A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath

Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over

My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier

M is asleep on the sofa!

I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins

Don't know what to wear

Is the night doomed ?

Just meet in the dark

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Is not going well!

A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath

Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over

My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier

M is asleep on the sofa!

I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins

Don't know what to wear

Is the night doomed ?

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Not doomed, the best nights start off on mishaps; I d say call them and ask for a bit more time and follow the advice of having a glass of wine to chill. Then ... dive in

Have fun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great idea guys but taxi can only come at that time lol so best get my bet moving, plaster on, skinny dragged on, shrunk in wash

So hey no play later as these as never coming off haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Out your knickers on the right way and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun ........ it'll be fine and breathe ............... cept thats all in the wrong order but u know wot I mean ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop posting on here and get on with it!

To be quite honest, you'd still look hot if you turned up in a velour tracksuit with no makeup on so don't panic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a disaster too - stabbed my finger chopping the onions, stopped that bleeding then rubbed my eye aaaargghhh onion juice in eye - not a good move .................

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

if you're the wonder slut why bother with the thong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the taxi and only 3 mins late!

Now M will think I can get ready always that quickly

Split my wine before we left so hoping tonight goes ok!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breath......and enjoy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the taxi and only 3 mins late!

Now M will think I can get ready always that quickly

Split my wine before we left so hoping tonight goes ok!!!"

Well just think the night can only get better relax take a breath and enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the taxi and only 3 mins late!

Now M will think I can get ready always that quickly

Split my wine before we left so hoping tonight goes ok!!!"

Crazzzzzy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha!!

Your running late and still posting on here? Have loads of fun!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It didn't go according to plan...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"It didn't go according to plan..."
That is becuase you did not drink a glass of wine each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It didn't go according to plan..."

Sorry to hear that x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It didn't go according to plan..."

That was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It didn't go according to plan..."

Bummer. Hope next time is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It didn't go according to plan..."

oh no! never mind...........you can't win 'em all. Onward and upward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im curious too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well omg what a disaster haha

So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.

His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.

M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.

We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.

Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha

And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.

I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.

Oops!

So lesson learned, don't meet strange men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well omg what a disaster haha

So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.

His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.

M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.

We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.

Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha

And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.

I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.

Oops!

So lesson learned, don't meet strange men

cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well omg what a disaster haha

So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.

His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.

M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.

We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.

Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha

And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.

I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.

Oops!

So lesson learned, don't meet strange men

Bummer!

Atleast you've proved the importance of a social meet. Better luck next time I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x"

Thanks hun, much appreciated

Still we have had a laugh about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well omg what a disaster haha

So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.

His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.

M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.

We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.

Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha

And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.

I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.

Oops!

So lesson learned, don't meet strange men

Bummer!

Atleast you've proved the importance of a social meet. Better luck next time I guess."

Next time we will stick with our regular playmates, we fancied a change last night, but as I said we are laughing about it this morning!

Feel slightly sorry for the bloke, but well his profile needs a good overhaul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well omg what a disaster haha

So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.

His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.

M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.

We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.

Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha

And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.

I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.

Oops!

So lesson learned, don't meet strange men

Bummer!

Atleast you've proved the importance of a social meet. Better luck next time I guess.

Next time we will stick with our regular playmates, we fancied a change last night, but as I said we are laughing about it this morning!

Feel slightly sorry for the bloke, but well his profile needs a good overhaul

It's why I'm only interested in meeting people who are on my friends list who I've spoken to regularly and seen recent pics of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x"

Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x

Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...

Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready

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over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x

Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...

Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready

No no no...

You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...

Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x

Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...

Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready

No no no...

You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...

Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"

If you come charging in on a white horse and I can ride it bareback, then it's a deal

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x

Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...

Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready

No no no...

You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...

Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"

If you come charging in on a white horse and I can ride it bareback, then it's a deal

You may ride my "horse" bareback any time you wish...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x

Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...

Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready

No no no...

You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...

Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"

If you come charging in on a white horse and I can ride it bareback, then it's a deal

You may ride my "horse" bareback any time you wish...;-)

Ride em cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's un lucky to go out wearing your thong back to front.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's un lucky to go out wearing your thong back to front....."

I did actually put it the right way round

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