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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Watched Guy Rithcie's movie Snatch the other day...

So disappointed. Not a single snatch in the whole movie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes x And no sign of Oscar Pistorius in Blade Runner either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hatton garden job.......no Monty and not a garden in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe ‘The accountant’ with Ben Affleck ?

I was mortified not to see a single reference to double entry book keeping in the whole movie. Don’t even get me started on not a single tax return being filed. Also lack of clarity whether he was certified or chartered left a bitter taste once the final credits were rolling.

I don’t care how many bad guys he can kill in Gotham. His ledger management was shockingly poor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws.

I thought it was a Bond movie but turns out it was about a bloody shark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And A Few Dollars More was a rubbish documentary about ebay.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Turns out goodfellas was full of badfellas.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The Naked Lunch involved no dining au naturel

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The closest Oceans 11 got to the sea was a fountain at the Bellagio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turns out goodfellas was full of badfellas. "

Yeah, I noticed that. Now you come to mention it. All the fellas were pretty nasty.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You will be very disappointed with The Never Ending Story.......it ends

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You will be very disappointed with The Never Ending Story.......it ends"

Nooooo! I'd ask for my money back for that. Trade Descriptions Act!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black widow

No spiders in at all just lots of women beaten the crap out of each other

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The Hatton garden job.......no Monty and not a garden in sight

May be it was meant to be a private home video of Derek Hatten MP getting a handjob in his garden...?

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Black widow

No spiders in at all just lots of women beaten the crap out of each other "

A couple of hot women fighting each other? Sounds like a result to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss the girls? Not the rom com I was expecting

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

The first rule of....

Well I hope you get the picture

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Turns out the film Big was a kid's movie rather than a biopic of John Holmes.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

To Kill a Mockingbird. Gives zero information on mockingbirds or methods of killing.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

My fair lady was about a brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Clockwork Orange. No windup oranges in sight!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The Greatest Story Ever Told. More like the okay-est story ever told. It's no Back to the Future, that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candy man there was no candy in that film at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pacific rim

Never seen any riming in the pacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate House Wives.

Proper trades descriptions act, right there!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The wizard of oz, pft, they never set foot in Australia it was based in bloody Kansas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Layer cake can't remember any cake in that one.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"pacific rim

Never seen any riming in the pacific "

Lmao - that is one of the best ones

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

The Ring. Sat through the whole thing and never saw a single bum hole being exposed. Call that a porno?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This new documentary “Get Back”. Turns out it’s about some blokes wanting to be Volkswagens or insects or something. Not a booty in sight.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Free Willy……need I say anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t breathe.

They all failed at that one.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Titànic

Very little boobage. Nothing of Nic's knockers either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lover of drawings done using only pencils and utilising the different degrees of hardness to add shade and light I was very disappointed with 50 Shades of Grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two mules for Sister Sara.

Im saying nothing!

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As a lover of drawings done using only pencils and utilising the different degrees of hardness to add shade and light I was very disappointed with 50 Shades of Grey. "

Haha

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Shaft - nope not a single one in sight and nobody got shafted.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Les miserables - no one called les in it and no girl on girl action - totally misleading!

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Never ending story has a running time of 1hr42mins very misleading

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Never ending story has a running time of 1hr42mins very misleading "

What a con eh

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Trainspotting. Not enough trains.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Backdraft was not a documentary about flatulence....thankfully....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe..... Ah its a pig ??

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The Great Escape. About three of them make it out alive.

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

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By *nglo-Indian-DelightCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Saving Private Ryan should have been

Saving Private Ranjit,

why else would he have so many brothers......

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Saving Private Ryan should have been

Saving Private Ranjit,

why else would he have so many brothers......"

You know there was a porn version called Saving Ryan's Privates. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Babe..... Ah its a pig ??"

Yup. Not a babe to be seen. Thought it was a film about a glamour model

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By *lansman01Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Moseley/Glasgow

Creampie Black Holes was not the space based baking movie I was anticipating.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Creampie Black Holes was not the space based baking movie I was anticipating."

Lmao

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Desperate Housewives wasn't a directory of nymphomaniacs in my neighbourhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd found my uncle Herbert's porn stash once. But sadly Herbie rides again turned out to be a comical jaunt about a VW Beetle

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"A few good men", had the tissue and lube ready, it was a challenging wank x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Trainspotting - Nuff said.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The Great Escape. About three of them make it out alive."

The piss poor escape doesn't have the same ring to it

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The Great Escape. About three of them make it out alive."

You should have seen ‘ The shit escape!!’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The breakfast club - not a bacon butty in sight.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"The Great Escape. About three of them make it out alive."

Yes! Someone who shares my position on this. It's a real bone of contention every time it comes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t breathe.

They all failed at that one."

I thought this would be a film about venturing into our lavvie after Mr had been in for his 10am shite.

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I was disappointed to see the remake of the Karate Kid with Jackie Chan was actually training Kung Fu! Shocking!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Watched Guy Rithcie's movie Snatch the other day...

So disappointed. Not a single snatch in the whole movie!"

Milk wasn’t quite what I was expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reservoir Dogs - not a single body of water or dog in sight

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Free Willy

1 they made Me pay to get in

2 no willies in it

3 and not set in Wales

Very annoyed!

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was disappointed to see the remake of the Karate Kid with Jackie Chan was actually training Kung Fu! Shocking!"

Oooh good spot!

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Magic Mike.

Very shit at pulling rabbits out of anywhere let alone a hat. Could at least have had a cameo by Paul Daniels or David Copperfield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Godfather… just a bunch of old Italian Mafia dudes with horse heads and shouting a lot in the 40’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

purple rain, not a drop in site yet alone purple.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Train spotting. Obviously should have been about train spotting, the lads from last of the summer wine wanking themselves off on a train platform watching trains going past. Not a single flicking train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade runner.

No one ran with scissors in that film. Disappointed.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don’t breathe.

They all failed at that one.

I thought this would be a film about venturing into our lavvie after Mr had been in for his 10am shite."

I thought it was about sexual asphyxiation or deep throating with the nose pinched.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I thought that, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly was about internet dating sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Daddy - no sign of Shirley Crabtree at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out I had already seen "Back to the future" but forgotten. Or was it Déjà vu? Either way, I think I enjoyed watching it, haven't watched it yet or am looking forward to watching it at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought the Expanse was going to be about my ex wife's knickers. Was pleasantly surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't enjoy Marley and me. Turns out I am not in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Girl With The Pearl Earing was ok, but am very much looking forward to the sequel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought avatar was going to be about Yorkshire women offering each other thanks but I'm dislexic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The postman always rings twice....not once did i see a doorbell.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

“Fantastic beasts and where to find them” was a massive disappointment. To be fair, I had misread the word “beasts”

I also thought that “6 minutes to midnight” might have been about having a kebab / fight / shag on the way hole from the pub.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lmao you guys are hilarious

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought Girl With The Pearl Earing was ok, but am very much looking forward to the sequel.... "

Indeed. Many an assortment of pearl jewellery to be covered.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The postman always rings twice....not once did i see a doorbell."

Yes but William Hurt certainly rang Jessica Lang's bell

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Some of these are very funny

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Some of these are very funny

I know. Some of them are quite clever aren't they.

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By *aughtiness69Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

No country for old men, thought this was about the last US presidential election.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lmao

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