FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know those weeks where things keep going from bad to worse?

Yeah, I'm having one of those

If you could kindly please regale me with your best jokes, funny stories, etc etc. Could really do with a chuckle right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope things start looking up for you soon, hang in there xxxx

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Well living near Heathrow can’t help? Just plane daft…

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Ahh sweetie xxxx

One of the weekends highlights was grumpy stepping off a kerb straight into a deep puddle, the look on his face was priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bird is always out of breath?

Puffin.

Sorry

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"What bird is always out of breath?

Puffin.

Sorry"

Ha ha that tickled me

Op sending you love and hope things improve x

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I bet you have spanner eyes cos when I look at them my nuts tighten lol

Hope you feel better asap xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Come on amber ..chin up love

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Two nuns riding a tandem down a leafy french lane, 1st one says 'this is nice I've never come this way before' 2nd says 'no it must be the cobbles'

I'll get my coat

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Did you know that eating tinsel can make you ill? It gives you Tinsillitis.

Ho Ho Ho

I’m here all week! Hope things improve soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was telling my friends a tale of Orcs, Elves, a King and a Ring.

They said I should stop Tolkien!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x

Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x

Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza

I’m so hungover, I’m in bed with a KFC bucket and a lord of the rings marathon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending you love and positive vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x

Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza

Olives, anchivies and caper for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*anchovies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww hugs amber hopefully this put a little smile on your wonderful self

Your very beautiful love the red dress it’s absolutely to die for

You have very lushes lips they stunning

You figure is amazing your beautiful and wonderful in ever way shape possible xx

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Sorry to hear you are having a pants time of things at the moment but if you want a chuckle look for the recent news story about a gentleman that went to a&e to have an object removed from an intimate area that ended up with the bomb squad being called when said item turned out to be a ww2 anti tank round that he apparently "slipped and fell on"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x

Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza

Olives, anchivies and caper for me please

That's a very salty pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww hugs amber hopefully this put a little smile on your wonderful self

Your very beautiful love the red dress it’s absolutely to die for

You have very lushes lips they stunning

You figure is amazing your beautiful and wonderful in ever way shape possible xx"

Thank you Natalie, that's very sweet xx

Not a body confidence type issue I'm going through but just shitty situations popping up all over the place unfortunately. Thank you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear you are having a pants time of things at the moment but if you want a chuckle look for the recent news story about a gentleman that went to a&e to have an object removed from an intimate area that ended up with the bomb squad being called when said item turned out to be a ww2 anti tank round that he apparently "slipped and fell on"

HA I saw this!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

HA I saw this!

Who do you you call? The bombsquad or the bumsquad?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Why did Santa connect a pair of jump leads to Rudolph's antlers? Because the silly bugger fell asleep, with his lights on.

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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I had a work do on Friday, I went to the loo for a piss and as I stood up the next thing I hear is ‘clunk’ look in the toilet only to find all my credit cards had fallen in there.

Fished them and the small wallet they were in out and ran them under tap water and I then went to the bar and asked them for sanitiser lol

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Got a Christmas card the other day and rice fell out when I opened it. Must have been from uncle ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on the bright side, no matter how bad your week is.. at least your not Boris Johnson

Feel better soon

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Santa now has a brown beard. Is it because Rudolph has now got IBS?

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

HA I saw this!

I just have images of a guy butt naked bent over a gurny with a squadie in a full bomb disposal suit gently parting his cheeks and praying the patient doesn't fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww hugs amber hopefully this put a little smile on your wonderful self

Your very beautiful love the red dress it’s absolutely to die for

You have very lushes lips they stunning

You figure is amazing your beautiful and wonderful in ever way shape possible xx

Thank you Natalie, that's very sweet xx

Not a body confidence type issue I'm going through but just shitty situations popping up all over the place unfortunately. Thank you though

Your welcome anytime and awww hugs I hope it gets better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x

Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza

Olives, anchivies and caper for me please

That's a very salty pizza

Goes well with a beer

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