FabSwingers.com forum: I want to lick a cunt so badly!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

Find a local MP and belt away mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got a poet’s soul, I can tell

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd rather lick a cunt very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The urge is the best thing?

Nah, I’d rather be doing it.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Find a local MP and belt away mate.

Dominic Raab tastes of cinnamon.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got a poet’s soul, I can tell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got a poet’s soul, I can tell"

This comment wins today's Internet.

Winston

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

If that phrase landed in my inbox, it would be an instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to the OPs statement, he doesnt beat around the bush

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"If that phrase landed in my inbox, it would be an instant delete."

Likewise

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Smooth line, that will make em so wet their knickers will instantly drop...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Had an image of Deadpool and him wearing vampire teeth for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that phrase landed in my inbox, it would be an instant delete.

Likewise"

Same hate the term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Find a local MP and belt away mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully it works out op but I can’t see it working out op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not sure the OP can decide on whether to lick or suck...or both

NBVN x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm sure the lady would prefer you to do it well.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sweet talker … not

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Blimey, they’re coming out thick & fast tonight.

I thought the correct term was to lick a lady’s sword wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

You would call it a cunt in a heartbeat if you thought it would get you into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some manner's man, if that's how you come across I'm not surprised you don't have one right now to lick or suck!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ugh... All the ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe your wife will oblige OP.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Been trying to think of a new opening message for ages, thanks OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

Language Timothy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick me like one of your french girls.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Smooth line, that will make em so wet their knickers will instantly drop...

I’m dripping!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Lick me like one of your french girls."

Like an ice cream on a hot day

haha

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

You would call it a cunt in a heartbeat if you thought it would get you into one.

Beg to differ but thats just me

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Lick me like one of your french girls.

Like an ice cream on a hot day

haha"

Years ago, Charlotte and I were eating ice lollies on a hot day. She said that she always started at the bottom, because they helped downward. I thought that was brilliant and started eating mine from the bottom upward.

Then the top of my lolly fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

You would call it a cunt in a heartbeat if you thought it would get you into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting, romance and seduction so clearly missing in here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, they’re coming out thick & fast tonight.

I thought the correct term was to lick a lady’s sword wallet. "

Fact

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By *ired_upMan
over a year ago

ashton

Who gave Shakespeare a log in?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

?? ??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

You would call it a cunt in a heartbeat if you thought it would get you into one.

In the throws of passion. She goes, " call it your cunt, tell me what you're going to do to my cunt".

Err no thank you ma'am. I am not going to use that vile word. I'm now putting my coat on and going home. I bid you good day fair maiden.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Say how it is OP

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I think boris johnson might be able to fit you in around his christmas schedule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

You would call it a cunt in a heartbeat if you thought it would get you into one.

In the throws of passion. She goes, " call it your cunt, tell me what you're going to do to my cunt".

Err no thank you ma'am. I am not going to use that vile word. I'm now putting my coat on and going home. I bid you good day fair maiden. "

I will withdraw my manhood and bid you a goodnight. I'll return tomorrow to fuck the fanny off you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

I know many of them, wouldn't want to kick them though....

However, If you're trying to infer you have a large urge to perform movements of ones tongue on a ladies bearded oyster, then I can confirm that desire does come across daily.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

Now I understand where I’ve been going wrong all these years. I’ll use that line in Wetherspoons later, I feel lucky tonight.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yes, I do, but it's a fleeting urge and leaves me rather quickly.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"It is still a horrible word to use, especially on here, sorry

You would call it a cunt in a heartbeat if you thought it would get you into one.

Beg to differ but thats just me

I remember there was this lady who wanted me to talk dirty to her during sex.

After a while I said something like “God, I love your pussy … your vagina … your … cunt” and she said “say … cunt … more”

So I got quite into it, but stopped concentrating as time went by and eventually I said “Your cock feels so good in my cunt,” whereupon she started laughing and wouldn’t stop.

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By *lirty DevilMan
over a year ago

potton

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By *lirty DevilMan
over a year ago

potton

I'd rather go like winnie the pooh facefucks a honeypot!

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

What a way with words.. I bet that silver tongue has charmed you into loads of cunt filled knickers over the years..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to suck choc ice wrappers myself, each to their own!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I wouldn’t mind a cup of tea myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is very quiet, probably eating something

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Yes I’m with ya on this

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Ahh, I see. The old as long as "she doesn't know about it" trick. That'll work buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phhhwooooooorrrr

reading that has made me wetter than an otters pocket....

said no woman....ever!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"I think boris johnson might be able to fit you in around his christmas schedule

Dam it.. you beat me to it..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If that phrase landed in my inbox, it would be an instant delete.

Likewise

Same hate the term"

I don't think it would land in your inbox some how

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

Such a way with words OP

If anyone sucks mine, they'll get a swift thigh clamp and some direction

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Such a way with words OP

If anyone sucks mine, they'll get a swift thigh clamp and some direction

Seems a bit harsh no?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can’t say the thought has ever crossed my mind

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Such a way with words OP

If anyone sucks mine, they'll get a swift thigh clamp and some direction

Seems a bit harsh no?

I don't want my cunt sucked. Not pleasant.

I'm not talking about vice grip brain squish, don't worry. Just a no and then some communication.

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By *ynda1978Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

"If that phrase landed in my inbox, it would be an instant delete."

I'd second that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe try “may I please park my flickering tongue of silver between the rosy lips that cover your love tunnel”

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I would much prefer to lick one really well, it seems to get a better response

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I would much prefer to lick one really well, it seems to get a better response "

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have just gave me an idea for my next parody - any cunt will do

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

“Suck a cunt”

This place is the gift that keeps on giving

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday "

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"OP is very quiet, probably eating something

A gentleman doesn’t speak with his mouth full.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday "

Nobody seems to like BoJo on this site. It’s odd because somebody must have voted for the Tory tosser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

I suspect that "Rob Roberts" is eagerly awaiting your suction within the corridors of Westminster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday

Nobody seems to like BoJo on this site. It’s odd because somebody must have voted for the Tory tosser."

It's because he told a pack of lies, but the lemmings such as you and me kept faith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make this sh*t up

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By *racefulWoman
over a year ago

Southsea

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Find a local MP and belt away mate.

Hahaha spot on

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday

Nobody seems to like BoJo on this site. It’s odd because somebody must have voted for the Tory tosser."

They're all as bad as each other and I didn't vote for anyone for that reason

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday

Nobody seems to like BoJo on this site. It’s odd because somebody must have voted for the Tory tosser.

They're all as bad as each other and I didn't vote for anyone for that reason "

I’m not sure that that’s true, but do they say never discuss politics, religion or how much you want to suck a cunt.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Boris is available between the hours of 6 and 7 but only on a Sunday

Nobody seems to like BoJo on this site. It’s odd because somebody must have voted for the Tory tosser.

They're all as bad as each other and I didn't vote for anyone for that reason

I’m not sure that that’s true, but do they say never discuss politics, religion or how much you want to suck a cunt."

Maybe they should discuss it in the house of commons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

I laughed so hard at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

Hm he’s a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure the OP can decide on whether to lick or suck...or both

NBVN x"

Lick won at the end hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP is very quiet, probably eating something

Hehehehe, yes, I was in the best place. Exactly where I wanted to be

Very surprised about how dirty talk doesn't seems to be popular in here... also surprised of how no many people have tried the pleasure of cunt sucking... is spiritual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure the OP can decide on whether to lick or suck...or both

NBVN x

Lick won at the end hehehehe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the freakin time!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"OP is very quiet, probably eating something

Hehehehe, yes, I was in the best place. Exactly where I wanted to be

Very surprised about how dirty talk doesn't seems to be popular in here... also surprised of how no many people have tried the pleasure of cunt sucking... is spiritual

Clit sucking yes but my mouth isn't big enough to suck a whole cunt in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Suck a cunt”

This place is the gift that keeps on giving "

Genuinely laughing far too much at this....

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By *mpressive sex75Woman
over a year ago

walsall

How seductive

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By *mpressive sex75Woman
over a year ago

walsall

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Find a local MP and belt away mate.

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't lick it badly.... no woman will enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!"

Beg to differ OP. Getting licked on the nose by a little puppy... Now THAT really is the best feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Beg to differ OP. Getting licked on the nose by a little puppy... Now THAT really is the best feeling"
Me too. I love it

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

"I'm the only one who sometimes just have this urge of suck a cunt? Is the best feeling!

Find a local MP and belt away mate.

10/10, top forumimg

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

Least your honest and upfront lol

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Great Approach, How’s That Working Out For You?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"If that phrase landed in my inbox, it would be an instant delete."

Same here and I'd don't have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I know what you mean... I'm a lucky guy been face sitted last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And heres me trying to shake the urge to munch my way through multiple boxes of 'findus crispy pancakes'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got a poet’s soul, I can tell"

You took the words right out of my mouth

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