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Bum themed ( a cute poem )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope you’re sitting down now

Cos I think you’ll be quite shocked

For only just this morning

My whole world was rocked!

I was walking down the hallway

When suddenly I saw

My Mum was getting changed

And she hadn’t closed the door!

I didn’t know she had one

There it was as plain as day

A big and round and white one

And it was pointing right my way!

Could it mean that she’s got other things

That you and I have got?

Perhaps she has a belly button

Goodness, she might even have snot!

Maybe she is just like me

What secrets could be found?

Maybe she plays with our dolls and cars

When we are not around!

You must never tell a single soul

This is as far as it can go

Yes, my Mum may have a bum

But Dad never needs to know!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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