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Worst Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from the Worst meet thread, what was your worst kiss like?

I’ve met a few guys who kiss like dogs (slobber all over your mouth) but the best (or maybe the worst) was when this guy stuck his tongue in my mouth and left it there….. you can’t even call it a kiss

And how do you get these other emojis?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I have to agree with you on the slobber kiss...ewww

If they kiss like, its not likely going any further

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

There have been so many. Big turnoff especially tongues straight away. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was my ex fiance from my younger years, very dull, literally almost no tongue, a lot of lip smushing but that was it. She didnt really do much on her part either it was like trying to french kiss a blow up doll

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A bath from the tip of my nose to the bottom of my chin.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"Following on from the Worst meet thread, what was your worst kiss like?

I’ve met a few guys who kiss like dogs (slobber all over your mouth) but the best (or maybe the worst) was when this guy stuck his tongue in my mouth and left it there….. you can’t even call it a kiss

And how do you get these other emojis? "

So this isn’t how you are supposed to kiss?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet with a guy who barely moved his lips, let alone give a bit of tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst ever was the first time I kissed a smoker after quitting… suddenly realised what I’d been doing to women all those years… gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet with a guy who barely moved his lips, let alone give a bit of tongue. "

I’ve had one of these too also felt like they were puckered so tight they might be ready to syphon off some diesel rather than kiss haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a meet with a guy who barely moved his lips, let alone give a bit of tongue.

I’ve had one of these too also felt like they were puckered so tight they might be ready to syphon off some diesel rather than kiss haha "

that made me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The actually kiss was ok, just afterwards he put his tongue in my ear. Full on in my ear. It was not pleasant.

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

The pointy tongue prober …. What is that about ! It’s like they’re on a mission to count teeth, just awful

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"The actually kiss was ok, just afterwards he put his tongue in my ear. Full on in my ear. It was not pleasant. "

OMG I love that, gets me wetter than an otters pocket!

I’m not a fan of people who suddenly bite your lips when kissing. I have a low pain threshold and it just makes me want to knee them in the nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The actually kiss was ok, just afterwards he put his tongue in my ear. Full on in my ear. It was not pleasant.

OMG I love that, gets me wetter than an otters pocket!

I’m not a fan of people who suddenly bite your lips when kissing. I have a low pain threshold and it just makes me want to knee them in the nuts."

I didn't know whether to slap him or laugh. I think I went with a combination of both.

I like the biting thing!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Never had a bad one. Worst Kiss album was Dynasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who kind of sucked my lips and chin He was stubbly too, so my poor face would be red raw after snogging him.

A hopeless kisser he was, but MAN was he attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be someone whose teeth stuck out, so my teeth banged on hers. We tried though, that's as far as it got..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed a smoker recently, kinda liked it.

Worst kiss? The meet before last, his mouth open super wide, tongue wagging about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a guy sucked my tongue. Very strange feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do t like slobber and don’t like a very wide mouth! Soft and sensual please. Love kissing x

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

There is such a thing as,a bad kiss...

Ok I am going to have to be self conscious the next time I snog someone.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

The "washing machine" tongue. No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once a guy sucked my tongue. Very strange feeling."

I've done that, for a split second & vice versa i've found as long as it's not the main part of the formula it's not so bad.

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By *lex199169Man
over a year ago

tamworth

When you get two leaders. Kissing is like dancing

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By *andSCouple
over a year ago

PDI for now

S had a chap kiss her where his tongue moved as quickly as a hummingbirds wings. Not sexy for her

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By *lex199169Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"S had a chap kiss her where his tongue moved as quickly as a hummingbirds wings. Not sexy for her "

It’s because it was in between her tulips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was with a smoker…the fucker blew the smoke into my mouth…coughed my lungs up…and she didn’t use tongue at all

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

Fucken men, smashing slobber-tongue in like a fat eel.

Im bi, but daymn, girls kiss sooo much better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who drool and cover you in slime

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This woman tried to be all seductive and bit my lip, but it really hurt!! I had to check there weren't any blood drawn.

Really put me off her, never saw her again.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"When you get two leaders. Kissing is like dancing"

Sword fighting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an aversion to kissing those with small mouths with thin lips, coupled with tiny teeth. It's a silly embarrassing one I know.

I passed up a chance with a lovely woman, brilliant personality. There were other reasons too, but in the main it was this.

She gave me an unexpected smack on the lips once as we were parting company, and my mind was screaming " Ewwwww, no!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got an aversion to kissing those with small mouths with thin lips, coupled with tiny teeth. It's a silly embarrassing one I know.

I passed up a chance with a lovely woman, brilliant personality. There were other reasons too, but in the main it was this.

She gave me an unexpected smack on the lips once as we were parting company, and my mind was screaming " Ewwwww, no!!" "

So that's a no to "fish lips" Sturgeon then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got an aversion to kissing those with small mouths with thin lips, coupled with tiny teeth. It's a silly embarrassing one I know.

I passed up a chance with a lovely woman, brilliant personality. There were other reasons too, but in the main it was this.

She gave me an unexpected smack on the lips once as we were parting company, and my mind was screaming " Ewwwww, no!!"

So that's a no to "fish lips" Sturgeon then?"

If you're talking Nicola Sturgeon, just looked her up, and yeah, kinda that ball park but thinner almost lipless looking.

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