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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire

Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy; I have medical professional and some builders / chippies on the team among other useful trades.

We nab painkillers, antiseptics and antibiotics as a priority.

We leave the city via the railway lines, they're well protected and the power will be off anyway, and head for the hills where we make a defensive camp and go about building our new town...

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

I’m confident that I would die within the first 24 hours like most of the population.

Lily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, bodies decay in a few days so I figure zombie hordes are only a problem for a week or so.

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"Also, bodies decay in a few days so I figure zombie hordes are only a problem for a week or so. "

You’ve obviously never seen the walking dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive thought this through many times, it reslly deoends on the type of zombie, shufflers yes very easily.. runners are a whole other matter. And dont get me started on the nightmare of world war Z zombie thatll make a fucking chain to climb over

I have a number of wilderness survival skills and knowledge, so thats an option, im very resourceful, quick thinking, ingenuitive, a very good problem solver, so long term survival can be easy to achieve.

I know some locations near me that ive already scoped out as the best places to fortify, especially with some reinforcement. The type of building, surrounding area, natural barriers, location etc.

As for the dealing with others, zombie or human, always go for the head and use the correct tool for the job, its not hard to go for the head every time. Plus when i was a kid i used play out the in the garden and my armed melee skills are far better than most. As for humans, kill everyone. I do not trust ppl and for damn good reason. Kill them and take their shit for myself. You have to be ruthless during such a time, compassion and misplaced trust gets you killed.

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"Easy; I have medical professional and some builders / chippies on the team among other useful trades.

We nab painkillers, antiseptics and antibiotics as a priority.

We leave the city via the railway lines, they're well protected and the power will be off anyway, and head for the hills where we make a defensive camp and go about building our new town..."

Until you elect a leader that is only out for himself and then you all have to rebel!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Easy; I have medical professional and some builders / chippies on the team among other useful trades.

We nab painkillers, antiseptics and antibiotics as a priority.

We leave the city via the railway lines, they're well protected and the power will be off anyway, and head for the hills where we make a defensive camp and go about building our new town..."

I'm sticking with Cat. I've got skills that might come in useful.and he seems like a sensible leader.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head to the nearest food shop, chemist and army & navy store stock up then head for the pennines

I've already got foldable water carriers, wind up touches, radios, USB chargers,

Small camp fire that also charges electrical items and other goods ( not for zombies but purely incase utilities went down )

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I guess it depends if they are walking dead zombies or z nation zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess it depends if they are walking dead zombies or z nation zombies

"

As long as they aren't the fast devils from 28 days later or world war Z

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I'm adaptable person I feel if I did not get the infection and live through the initial 24-hours I would adapt quite quickly also living out in the country the hoard would be while getting to us and would not sit and wait for impending doom.

I could never understand in The Walking Dead why the hell they always run around in T-shirts why would you not get a GORE-TEX jacket that cannot be bitten through whenever you were going out on adventures just stupid.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I guess it depends if they are walking dead zombies or z nation zombies

As long as they aren't the fast devils from 28 days later or world war Z"

Or the T-800’s in Zombieland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess it depends if they are walking dead zombies or z nation zombies

As long as they aren't the fast devils from 28 days later or world war Z

Or the T-800’s in Zombieland "

The lady knows her stuff. Better if they are Homers.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’ve been to Portsmouth and survived..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skip my morning coffee so I'll blend in to the zombie horde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the fridge and as much food as possible upstairs, throw all the furniture to the bottom of the stairs creating a barricade, wait it out.

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I'd just go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be more reason to be on here more I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local Tesco is on stilts with a car park underneath, Always had it down as the place to go, just need to take out the escalators, camp on the roof and hoard the canned goods...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over.. "

It took way too long for this to get posted. Kudos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From reading all the above posts i think I survive this every day of my working life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over.. "

Don’t forget Barbara

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Take the fridge and as much food as possible upstairs, throw all the furniture to the bottom of the stairs creating a barricade, wait it out."

Presumably your fridge is like my camping one and will run off butane?

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By *entleman_spyMan
over a year ago

nearby

100% I have access to all the tools I would need to survive the zombies. I have first on scene medical training and off road vehicles while the fuel lasts. I live in a house that would be easy to defend and with great approach visibility. I fancy my chances and a decent length survival ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the fridge and as much food as possible upstairs, throw all the furniture to the bottom of the stairs creating a barricade, wait it out.

Presumably your fridge is like my camping one and will run off butane?"

I think the electricity will last a for a little bit after news broke of zombies. After that we’d live on custard creams and beef jerky

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Head straight to our local barracks and hole up In there with all the soldiers

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I think the idea of dead people walking so absured as to not even thought of it.

More likely a virus that sends people mad and can be transmitted on contact.

Wait till itbdies down

Get transport

Get weapons

Food/ medicine antibiotics

Drive to a remote an area as possible.

Lie low

Take stock

See if I can find survivors and form.a community.

I think after a while your biggest problem would be other survivors trying to take your supplies so you really would need to be prepared to kill people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living fairly rural is already an advantage for me, also being a proper country bumpkin so have fair bit of knowledge about survival. There's a couple places not a great distance from here I'd bunker down in. Hopefully find others looking to survive long term and work together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have survived a holiday in Eastbourne, is like a zombie movie when the shufflers here the dinner bell or want to cross the road to grab a deck chair!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?"

Yes I have a plan but can’t say the details

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"I think the idea of dead people walking so absured as to not even thought of it.

More likely a virus that sends people mad and can be transmitted on contact.

Wait till itbdies down

Get transport

Get weapons

Food/ medicine antibiotics

Drive to a remote an area as possible.

Lie low

Take stock

See if I can find survivors and form.a community.

I think after a while your biggest problem would be other survivors trying to take your supplies so you really would need to be prepared to kill people"

I bet you’re fun at parties

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By *exandthesuburbans83Couple
over a year ago

EASTBOURNE

Just have to be faster than the other person if they are chasing a group lol.

It's probably not the zombies that are the issue, it's the people who are left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plan involves barricading the ground floor. Downloading as much porn as possible.

By the time I'm finished with that, things should have settled down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone has been to Tredegar will know, it's easy to avoid them, we see them here most morning lol

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Definitely not. Firstly I’m so clumsy I would trip and fall in front of one, I can’t run so they could catch me anyway and I just feel my survival skill level is rubbish

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My plan, if we have a horde swarming us, is to cut myself so the zombies focus on me, and my family can escape.

I can't run, so I'm dead man walking anyway.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?"

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

i would be fine, i would fit right in

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve. "

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetherespoons first thing in the morning is just like a zombie apocalypse

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As Sin said earlier; are we talking shuffling zombies or else those Olympic sprinter/climbing bastards as featured in films such as Train To Busan and World War Z?

The former - I’m confident against.

The later…..

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

If zombies turn out to be the running kind, I'm proper fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems"

Neither party is currently up to scratch but could things possibly be any worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems"

Should have voted McDonnell and Corbyn in while we had the chance. Cost us our NHS just as predicted, but nobody listened.

Anyway, back to Zombies...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

From the state of Saff’s downstairs loo, she’s already prepared for this.

I’m fairly conversant in the use of swords so I think I’ll be ok

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I'll be fine you've seen Shaun of the dead where they kill the zombies with vinyl records...

I have over 2000 in my collection I should be able to fend them off before getting to the Winchester , have a nice cold pint and wait for it to all blow over

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Handy in the garden for growing food and also diy so I am sure our shelter would be secure.

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems

Neither party is currently up to scratch but could things possibly be any worse?"

Yes, we could have a socialist in power

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems

Should have voted McDonnell and Corbyn in while we had the chance. Cost us our NHS just as predicted, but nobody listened.

Anyway, back to Zombies..."

The NHS is still here old chap. Don’t listen to the media, they’ll brainwash you

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By *ake and ScribbleCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Don't you just cut their jaw off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems

Neither party is currently up to scratch but could things possibly be any worse?

Yes, we could have a socialist in power "

We currently have a lying criminal, who’s laughing at every single one of us whilst keeping a large portion of the country in poverty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd survive. Even desperate zombies wouldn't eat me.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I think I'd probably find a way to survive. I wouldn't want to die and become a zombie myself, seems an awful lot of walking involved.

If avoiding walking means figuring a survival plan then so be it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?

I've been voting Labour for years but things just don't seem to improve.

Voting Labour would only deepen this countries problems

Neither party is currently up to scratch but could things possibly be any worse?

Yes, we could have a socialist in power

We currently have a lying criminal, who’s laughing at every single one of us whilst keeping a large portion of the country in poverty. "

Didn't know Blair was back again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I’d survive a fair amount of time keeping my kids safe, I’d die because one of them would do something stupid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never understand why in films America gets over run as they have more guns than people and they are very easy to get of you don't have one .

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Think breaking in to a shopping centre is a good idea

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By *hirdTimesACharm OP   Couple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"I never understand why in films America gets over run as they have more guns than people and they are very easy to get of you don't have one . "

Zombies like noise. Guns = LOTS of noise. Lots of guns = LOTS AND LOTS of zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barricade myself in the house upstairs and keep checking my phone for news of Boris imposing lockdown and sending the army in.

PW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've watched enough walking dead to know what to do. I'd survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barricade myself in the house upstairs and keep checking my phone for news of Boris imposing lockdown and sending the army in.

PW "

Because we know we can rely on Boris in a crisis. It'll all be over by the summer...

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’d be heading to an army shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be heading to an army shelter "

Did you say Army? Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Realistically, could you survive a zombie apocalypse? I’m not talking JUST surviving in the woods or a secure compound. Could you survive when a horde strikes and it’s absolutley mayhem?

What’s your apocalypse survival plan?"

I think I’d be good. I’m a medic by profession and I’m a pretty leathal shot. And I’m not talking video games I mean actually 8mm and .22 rounds.

Also, I don’t need to out run a horde, I just need to out run other people. Now not to brag but I am a coward, so I can workout how to out run a fight to survive if I have to

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I think most of the females on here who regularly attend clubs will be very skilled in giving the zombie hoards the slip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most of the females on here who regularly attend clubs will be very skilled in giving the zombie hoards the slip. "

Never been to one, but I've heard about the wanking dead from threads on here...

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'll be fine, as long as I have Cal with me, who is incredibly good at dealing with all sorts of problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one sure way to repel most things…

Show them my fab account.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Thought we was getting a team together for cod for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we was getting a team together for cod for a minute "

Cod? Only if it comes with chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My survival plan is to hook up with Rick and Darryl

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But ..

She's not there

Sorry ... thought this was a 1960s band thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most of the females on here who regularly attend clubs will be very skilled in giving the zombie hoards the slip. "

I'll forever be thinking of those blokes as zombies from now on

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