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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"

I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"

I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit..."

YOU CLEANED THE FLAVOUR OUT.

I used to work with an animal like this too. He borrowed my cup once and I had to bleach everything and move company, leaving the cup behind.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"

I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit...

YOU CLEANED THE FLAVOUR OUT.

I used to work with an animal like this too. He borrowed my cup once and I had to bleach everything and move company, leaving the cup behind. "

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

As kids our parents had a very old tea pot which had been handed down, my brother probably after being in the spotlight thought he would help out and Brillo pad the inside to clean it..

The reaction wasn't quite what he expected..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday. Parked at work and realised that I'd left my ID at home so couldn't get into the office. Had to go home and get it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

About an hour ago when I went for a spin on black ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"

I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit...

YOU CLEANED THE FLAVOUR OUT.

I used to work with an animal like this too. He borrowed my cup once and I had to bleach everything and move company, leaving the cup behind. "
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I think I used to work there. After a short period of time terrorising the other cups, your old cup moved into HR.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A while back had a blood test

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuesday. Parked at work and realised that I'd left my ID at home so couldn't get into the office. Had to go home and get it. "

I've done that too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"

I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit..."

That was not for you to do xxxx cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You NEVER and I mean NEVER clean someone else's stuff. Don't clean their bathroom when you go round or say "I'll just wipe your filthy kitchen worktop before one of us dies from salmonella", you don't wrestle their kids favourite soft toy from them and put it in the washing !machine because that brown teddy is really pink underneath all that filth or write "clean me" in the dirt on the tail gate of their car. I

I lost a lot of friends that way before I realised it's not the done thing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us "

Very true, but hopefully worth it when they get through that stage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About an hour ago when I went for a spin on black ice "

Eek. Hope you're okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moment I realised I’d have to change my lifestyle. That was an epic oh shit moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning clutch has just given up the ghost on my truck and ive got a load of logs to take to my parents. Grrrr

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The moment I realised I’d have to change my lifestyle. That was an epic oh shit moment."

But you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us

Very true, but hopefully worth it when they get through that stage.. "

It was like a slow mo scene where you're looking down on yourself, puppies jumping everywhere and your eyes widen when the realisation sets in. It will definitely be worth it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us

Very true, but hopefully worth it when they get through that stage..

It was like a slow mo scene where you're looking down on yourself, puppies jumping everywhere and your eyes widen when the realisation sets in. It will definitely be worth it "

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By *aintscoupleCouple
over a year ago

st helens

I phoned home to tell hubbie love you can pick me up omar has finished with me. The reply from home was mum its liam here (our oldest son)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

My Oh shit! moments are usually at work when I reply to the email from client and forget to delete the rest of the email thread containing GDPR details...I had to recall my emails quite a few times now as it's a big no no

K

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When I couldn't get out of bed last week because my back twinged

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When I couldn't get out of bed last week because my back twinged"

Nooo are you ok xx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Yesterday I had my living painted. When I was putting everything back in place I hung my big clock on the wall, turned my back and it fell to the ground and smashed. I loved that clock and can't afford to replace it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went back into the office for the first time since last March and I realised I forgot my glasses at home

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword

20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it

I'd only been working there a week

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Mine was on Tuesday needing to get to work, attempting to fire up the car and the battery was dead. Jump leads couldn’t even start it and then a £70 train was the only option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword

20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it

I'd only been working there a week "

Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yesterday I had my living painted. When I was putting everything back in place I hung my big clock on the wall, turned my back and it fell to the ground and smashed. I loved that clock and can't afford to replace it."

What colour??

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"I phoned home to tell hubbie love you can pick me up omar has finished with me. The reply from home was mum its liam here (our oldest son) "

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword

20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it

I'd only been working there a week

Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword "

I think it was his but I thought it was an old one

He absolutely bollocked me in front of everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going round the corner on the bike and a tractor being on my side the road "oh shit" and knowing it was gonna hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword

20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it

I'd only been working there a week

Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword

I think it was his but I thought it was an old one

He absolutely bollocked me in front of everyone "

Sorry that happened, that was well out of order from him. Who loses it over a crossword?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husbands will be when he was at work and answered the phone thinking it was me. He answered it like this.. "Hello treacle tits" who was on the other end? His boss.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword

20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it

I'd only been working there a week

Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword

I think it was his but I thought it was an old one

He absolutely bollocked me in front of everyone

Sorry that happened, that was well out of order from him. Who loses it over a crossword? "

Unfortunately I go bright red at the drop of a hat so it was pretty obvious it was me

We ended up getting on OK and used to do them together sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a very inappropriate joke in the workplace. Think Frankie Boyle levels of offensiveness in a room of about 30 people I got 2 people laughing hysterically and the rest not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week when I messaged the wrong person . Rather embarrassed as it was rather a naughty text lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a dodgy stomach since I had an infection in September…. I’ve had many ‘oh shit’ moments since then….. literally Oh Shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last week when I messaged the wrong person . Rather embarrassed as it was rather a naughty text lol "

I’ve done that years ago, I was having a banter with a pal through texting and my sister also sent me a test, didn’t realise I hadn’t changed the test window and replied “F*** Off” to my sister instead of my pal…. Luckily she realised mid made a mistake - doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last week when I messaged the wrong person . Rather embarrassed as it was rather a naughty text lol

I’ve done that years ago, I was having a banter with a pal through texting and my sister also sent me a test, didn’t realise I hadn’t changed the test window and replied “F*** Off” to my sister instead of my pal…. Luckily she realised mid made a mistake - doh! "

TEXT, not test stupid Autocorrect

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By *iJandJCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Last week when I messaged the wrong person . Rather embarrassed as it was rather a naughty text lol "

This - I sent a pic to my dad instead of to MrsJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Shit moments, hard to say which was worst:

Mid-air collision (minor damage, both survived)

1st car crunch) (my fault, no one else involved)

2nd car crunch (my fault, no one else involved)

Getting slashed/cut.

In-flight gearbox failure, emergency landing.

Getting shot, minor injury.

3rd car crunch (not my fault, improving)

4th car crunch (not my fault, cracked it now)

In-flight engine failure at night, emergency landing.

I've had some nail-biting moments over the years since but I seem to have shaken off the true 'Oh shit' ones..or I've just got complacent..

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Last weekend when I went ice skating for the first time in about 20 years, as soon as I stepped on the ice I thought "Oh shit!!"

I was crap at it 20 years ago and I'm no better now, though I did manage to do a few laps away from the barriers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning. Eldest turning 18 next week. Haven't bought for him yet as my middle son just had his birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday when I had my long hair cut into a shoulder length shaggy bob. It looks like it was done with a knife and fork! Definitely an 'Oh shit' moment...

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent


"My husbands will be when he was at work and answered the phone thinking it was me. He answered it like this.. "Hello treacle tits" who was on the other end? His boss. "

That really made me chuckle

Ms B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot. "

Tell her he's testing her resolve. seeing how long it will be before she gives in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot.

Tell her he's testing her resolve. seeing how long it will be before she gives in"

Could be a stelf elf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot. "

Haha exactly this, luckily my eldest had realised I hadn't moved them this morn so quickly sorted something out before the younger 2 came down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A week or so ago when I realised I'd totally missed my fodmaps diet course.

Before that was when I double booked myself. I had to fess up and ask for help from someone I'd had a go at pteviously for not having their shit together.

PW

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Today. Made some changes to a database about to put it live when realised I had missed one crucial technical thing. Put right in minutes luckily.

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