FabSwingers.com forum: The Can’t Be Arsed Film Synopses Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What you have to do good folks: Simply write the plot and outcome of any given movie in as deliberately half arsed, lazy and brief description as is humanly possible.

I’ll start you off by way of example with…..

The Shawshank Redemption:

Dude goes to prison. Twenty seven years later he escapes.

The End.

Over to you good people

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Aliens invade . They lose .

Independence Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch goes on a ship, meets the love of her life. Leaves love of life to die in sea.

The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aliens invade . They lose .

Independence Day

or mars attacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad loses son. Dad finds son. The end.

Finding Nemo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random guy fights boxing heavyweight champion. Loses

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Saving Private Ryan.

They do.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight club

Dude make a imagery friend up and starts fighting with him self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shark attacks. gets blown up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

America saves the world

Pretty much every film they make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glasses wearing wizzard finally kills baddy ater 7 films

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Film about an Irishman

The Irishman.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"Aliens invade . They lose .

Independence Day

or mars attacks"

love mars attacks, so funny, used to know a guy that when he talked sounded just like the aliens

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"America saves the world

Pretty much every film they make"

and dont forget the fuck yer we are going to take on the world speach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scifi film where the baddy turns out to be his father

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

A guy takes his family to look after a hotel for the winter. He goes batshit crazy and freezes to death.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Taken: Liam Neeson’s daughter is abducted.

He kills them.

The End.

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Man hates Christmas. Ghosts scare him into loving Christmas.

Every adaptation of A Christmas Carol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter

Harry your a wizard

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Transformers: Some big robot dudes travel across time and space in search of a pair of spectacles(!!!) (I shit you not!)

Shit blows up and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitch goes on a ship, meets the love of her life. Leaves love of life to die in sea.

The end."

Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shark attacks. gets blown up."

Jaws

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Girl gets knocked out by a tornado and has a weird, freaky dream.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Man is given an impossible mission, competes it anyway. Is probably betrayed along the way.

Every Mission Impossible film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter

Harry your a wizard

Harry Potter and loads of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl gets knocked out by a tornado and has a weird, freaky dream."

Wizard of Oz

Am I the only fucker that gets this?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Human Centipede: A demented geezer surgically attaches together a group of people and…..no, that really is all it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or that doesn't. I thought it was a quiz?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Inception: Some assembled dudes have vivid dreams.

The End.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

"or that doesn't. I thought it was a quiz?

Don't think it's meant to be a quiz, just for shits and giggles.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Total Recall: A geezer dreams he lives on Mars. Turns out he wasn’t dreaming.

The End.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy likes cars and robbing people . Also into family

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No Time To Die: James Bond dies.

(Belated spoiler alert!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy likes cars and robbing people . Also into family "

That’s a easy one fast and the furious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two animated characters save a princess while talking about onions

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By *ookingfun82Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"glasses wearing wizzard finally kills baddy ater 7 films"

Well that just spoiled 7 books and films for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy likes cars and robbing people . Also into family

That’s a easy one fast and the furious "

Well done

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm in.. sort late to the party. Let me just parked myself in the corner of the room lol

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Girl gets knocked out by a tornado and has a weird, freaky dream.

Wizard of Oz "

Correct. What’s the other one we did?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Last Jedi: Director Rian Johnson and the cronies at Disney take MASSIVE shit on the Star Wars franchise.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Murder On The Orient Express: ……It happens.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Young geek gets bit finds out he's able to climb walls and fire out stringy stuff

Spider Man

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

All films should be able to be summed up in one line anyway. Not lazy, it's how you plan a film.

Yes I'm fun at parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shutter Island

Guy goes to an island to find a crazy guy. Ends up being the crazy guy

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Les Miserables: A group of decidedly miserable people break out into song for no apparent reason during the French Revolution.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s Christmas and the guy realises he has a wonderful life after all

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Lord Of The Rings trilogy: There’s this magic ring see, which these little geezers with big fuck off hairy feet drop into a volcano.

The end

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

He takes a pill wakes up elsewhere, sees code and has fights that defy physics.

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Unscrupulous attorney General appoints black Sheriff to piss off racist small towners in the old west, and make them leave their homes for the sake of a new railroad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unscrupulous attorney General appoints black Sheriff to piss off racist small towners in the old west, and make them leave their homes for the sake of a new railroad. "

Blazing Saddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only live twice:

James bond dies then is unexplainably alive again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy from the 60s shags his mates daughter. Austin Powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun with Dick and Jane

Not as good as I expected

The end

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

ET:

Alien lands on earth.

Alien befriends a kid.

Alien buggers off back home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ship sinks

Titanic

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Short hairy guy throws away a ring while others argue who he should give it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two animated characters save a princess while talking about onions"

Shrek

See , Wonko and me are on the same page. Should I be worried?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Two animated characters save a princess while talking about onions

Shrek

See , Wonko and me are on the same page. Should I be worried?

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Space farmer and the cowboy. He’s got a tin foil pal and pedal bin. His Dads a robot and he wants to fuck his sister.

Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home Alone: take a wild guess

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Highlander: A French man playing a Scotsman is instructed by a Scotsman playing a Spanish man in the art of sword fighting.

Oh…and they’re both immortal to…

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Emo bird chooses necrophilia over bestiality: the Twilight movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Last Samurai: Westerner tries to enforce his beliefs on a tribe, infiltrates them from the inside and leads them all to their deaths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dad loses son. Dad finds son. The end.

Finding Nemo"

And Empire Strikes Back?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

If Fab wrote reviews...

Winter is coming. Lot of talking and some titties. There is this one bird who is really fucking hot and she can control dragons n shit and has this gorgeous fucking body till she goes batshit crazy and wants to take over the world - you've got to watch it. Seriously. Yeah and some other stuff happens and loads die. Nice tits though.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Lots of whiny brats get killed, none of them show any grief over the death of their friends.

Every American slasher movie.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Street gang goes to a park and then goes home - The Warriors

Guy dies and gets in the way of his friend chatting up his widow - Ghost

Guy shags another woman, she’s not happy- Fatal Attraction

Motel has a crossdressing mother fixated owner, who doesn’t like people taking showers - Psycho

Bridge was too far - A bridge too far

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Blob:

Greta Thunberg makes her directorial debut with this eco-horror regarding the improbable outcome of carelessly discarded bubble gum….

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Couple go in a car to a field and have sex

Rita sue and Bob to

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest:

Ornithological aficionados are left highly disappointed and a dude gets lobotomised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoner wants his rug back..

The Big Lebowski.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman

A billionaire is hard done by and takes it out on bad people.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

To Kill a Mockingbird: No mockingbirds killed, just Tom.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Non Stop: Liam Neeson gets on a plane. Liam Neeson is asked to do something he doesn’t want to do.

Not to be confused with,

The Commuter:

Liam Neeson gets on a train. Liam Neeson is asked to do something he doesn’t want to do….

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

One man wages war against 500/5000/50000 people and wins

Rambo/Die Hard/Taken/John Wick etc

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Evil wizard tries to destroy the universe. Gets killed by a diabetic.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dracula: A randy old Transylvanian vampire decides to sample the lascivious joys of English ladies so decides to emigrate to the UK (sans a valid Health Passport so instead opts to stowaway on a ship)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 dogs eat spaghetti. Fall in love. The end.

Green trumpet eared guy saves sleeping princess. Princess turns green. They fall in love. The end.

7 magnificent guys save town. The end.

Lots of snakes hitchhike a plane. Whoopdy do. The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S I love you

Husband die, she grieves, she meets someone else

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For A Few Dollars More:

Clint Eastwood’s pay-check is bigger than the one he received in the previous film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ship sinks

Titanic"

Now you've ruined the ending for those that haven't seen it!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Disney’s, Inside Out:

They kill off Bing Bong! Mutherfuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sixth sense

He’s dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitch goes on a ship, meets the love of her life. Leaves love of life to die in sea.

The end."

Bitch looked reeeeal good tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kid goes to school before he was born, kisses mum, plays guitar, reunites family.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Lady has clitoris in her throat.

The end.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A general ignores signs of a heavily armed SS panzer division and lets his men drop into the middle of it. They get mauled.

A Bridge too Far

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Citizen Kane.

It's his sled.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Shark kills people, gets killed.

The end

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers: Nature apparently wages a decisive eco-fight back in the form of prize winning marrows which replicate humans…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

War Of The Worlds: They invade, they catch colds, they die off.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A guy with attitude and a dimple drowns his boss in soup then goes on a rampage.

Spartacus

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Star Wars

Asthmatic being dressed in black tries to boss his way about a star system somewhere years back.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fast and Furious

Dudes and Dudesses get cars, crash them, then repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four women over complicate everything.

Sex and the city.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Men in monkey suits pretend they’re clever apes

Planet of the Apes etc etc

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Harry Potter. Boy's mum was someone's crush. Boy goes to school. finds out about it, then fights him and wins. No wonder he was scarred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man in make up angers a man dressed as a bat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man captures big monkey.

Big monkey escapes.

Man kills big monkey.

The end.

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Young Frankenstien - Bloke continues his grandfathers work and gets laid at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of dues in black suits commit a robbery.

Things get a little messed up.

They all die.

The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke gets a babies arm for his sister

They blow shit up

Medals big up the chest

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Beware undead Goths.

The Crow.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Hunt For Red October: ……they find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows

Tenet

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The Italian Job.

Big gangsters, big robbery In 3 little cars, big traffic jam, big panic, big trouble with Big William's driving, big drop. Little hope.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wonder Woman: There’s this stunning beauty see and she wears this incredibly sexy outfit and has an amazingly sexy accent and….. *faps!*

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bloke with stubble wearing old blanket shoots bad guys.

Any spagetti western starring Clint Eastwood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 Songs:

A couple has lots of sex and goes to lots of gigs.

The end.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A short arse actor, still working today, gets to pretend to fly awesome airplanes

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Bloke with stubble wearing old blanket shoots bad guys.

Any spagetti western starring Clint Eastwood."

Pale Rider!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Snakes on a plane.

Ronseal: it does what it says on the tin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly bastard with a mad looking head.

The Elephant Man.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hot mostly naked man abducts a girl; has sexy time with her a lot; they fall in love

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Pretty woman

Hooker steals old guys money

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder Woman: There’s this stunning beauty see and she wears this incredibly sexy outfit and has an amazingly sexy accent and….. *faps!*"

Also Catwoman!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The incredible hulk

Guy turns into a huge pink flump

The end .

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Lass meets a fella on holiday

She develops a sense of style and a love of funfairs

The End

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lass meets a fella on holiday

She develops a sense of style and a love of funfairs

The End"

Shirley valentine??

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lass meets a fella on holiday

She develops a sense of style and a love of funfairs

The End"

Grease?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Guy eats people the end

Dracula

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lass meets a fella on holiday

She develops a sense of style and a love of funfairs

The End

Grease?"

I knew that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lass meets a fella on holiday

She develops a sense of style and a love of funfairs

The End

Grease?

I knew that

. It might not be!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Lass meets a fella on holiday

She develops a sense of style and a love of funfairs

The End

Grease?"

Yep

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Aliens invade . They lose .

Independence Day

or mars attacks"

War of the worlds?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Guy goes to eypty only to see a corpse wrapped in bandages?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A flying man

Big bulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two brothers grow up unaware of one other . One becomes a policeman. The other becomes a crook only for their paths to cross in later life. They fight. They reconcile. They cry. The end.

That’s about 50% of all Bollywood films right there !!!!!!

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Deceased couple regret hiring ghost to scare family.

Beetlejuice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego movie:

Movie made using Lego figures proves everything is awesome.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A carpenter strays from his workshop and ends up nailed to woodwork Roman style.

Any film about Jesus

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Big shark kills people.

People kill big shark.

The end.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Arizona Dream. 5 disparate souls meet up in a used car showroom and head off to Arizona to try to live out their fantasy. Chaos ensues.

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over a year ago

Woman uses spunk to style her hair.

There's something about Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big guy loses a ring , wee guys and a grandad need to take it back .

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over a year ago

"The Human Centipede: A demented geezer surgically attaches together a group of people and…..no, that really is all it is."

If you watch the human centipede backwards, it's a heartwarming tale of wonderful surgeon that cures 3 severely disfigured young people.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

They go into space

Spaceship breaks down

They get home safely.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They go into space

Spaceship breaks down

They get home safely.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Baby 1 is born and dies. 2nd babies replaces him and gets to kill others around him.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Woman meets a man whose loaded with money gets treated like a princess and fucked like a queen

Fifty shades of grey

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Gordon's alive apparently

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Radicalised nerf herder blows up moon in act of terrorism.

LvM

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Radicalised nerf herder blows up moon in act of terrorism.

LvM"

Pretty woman

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Radicalised nerf herder blows up moon in act of terrorism.

LvM"

Scruffy nerfherder & "who's scruffy lookin'" - some of my fave lines

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Lord of the rings

Two small dudes go for a long walk

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Radicalised nerf herder blows up moon in act of terrorism.

LvM

Scruffy nerfherder & "who's scruffy lookin'" - some of my fave lines

Not a fan of "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Radicalised nerf herder blows up moon in act of terrorism.

LvM

Scruffy nerfherder & "who's scruffy lookin'" - some of my fave lines

Not a fan of "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

LvM"

Okay, okay, I fucking

the original trilogy. I had the 25th anniversary gold box set on VHS and pretty much wore them out...

"Your powers are weak, old man

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Grown man has a best mate of a stuffed bear

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Grown man has a best mate of a stuffed bear"

Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the bad guy is actually good.

You know the good guy is actually bad.

But what you don’t know is the really bad guy is actually really good.

The departed

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Parents leave kid alone, kid beats burglars. Job done!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Parents leave kid alone, kid beats burglars. Job done!!"

Home Alone (the first one)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Two sisters go insane in huge house one dresses like a doll

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

"The Human Centipede: A demented geezer surgically attaches together a group of people and…..no, that really is all it is.

If you watch the human centipede backwards, it's a heartwarming tale of wonderful surgeon that cures 3 severely disfigured young people."

Arse to mouth on steroids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien meets some kids and has a bike ride

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Cut throat barber keeps cutting throats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kid tells Joe Pesci to go fuck himself

Joe Pesci shoots kid dead

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Parents leave kid alone, kid beats burglars. Job done!!

Home Alone (the first one) "
au, but is it, as they're all the same.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Kid tells Joe Pesci to go fuck himself

Joe Pesci shoots kid dead"

Silence of the lambs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It rubs the lotion on its skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It rubs the lotion on its skin

It puts the lotion in the basket

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It rubs the lotion on its skin

It puts the lotion in the basket "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sleep is fatal to these kids, thanks to a bloke with a helluva manicure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Cruise knocks around a few balls with a stick for money and manages to piss off Paul Newman at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy and his annoying mate use planes trains and cars to get home for a special dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lad sticks cock in a dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute as hell creature gets wet, hell ensues on small town.

-Gremlins.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lad sticks cock in a dessert"

Rex's holes rises again??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Parents leave kid alone, kid beats burglars. Job done!!

Home Alone (the first one) au, but is it, as they're all the same. "

In the second one, he isn't left home alone. He gets separated in the airport while fiddling with a Talkboy and gets on a different plane

Yes, I AM a saddo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Lad sticks cock in a dessert"

American Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy and his annoying mate use planes trains and cars to get home for a special dinner "

‘Where is your other hand’

‘Between 2 pillows’

‘Those aren’t pillows’

What a film !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 work colleagues take hallucinogens then terrorise New York with laser guns

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Man has a lump of wood put between his feet. Then gets a wheelchair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 American lads hitchhike in yorkshire. One becomes a zombie, the other a wolf & ends up dying down south.

-American werewolf in london

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Man has a lump of wood put between his feet. Then gets a wheelchair. "

Is it a biography of me?!?!

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over a year ago

"Guy and his annoying mate use planes trains and cars to get home for a special dinner

‘Where is your other hand’

‘Between 2 pillows’

‘Those aren’t pillows’

What a film !!!!"

it’s a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two hormonal women steal a car and drive off a cliff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyborg comes back from the future to save mankind. Succeeds. Dies.

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