FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your excuse?

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

You turn up with something unusual stuck somewhere intimate - what is it and how did it get there?

As usual all entries will be deemed a reflection of your depraved morals and we will all think less of you

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

A ‘wet floor’ sign. Trying to reach the top shelf in Tesco. #midgetProblems

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"A ‘wet floor’ sign. Trying to reach the top shelf in Tesco. #midgetProblems

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By *ravelling TogMan
over a year ago

sleaford

Christmas tree up the chuff. Was told this year I could put it up myself.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Christmas tree up the chuff. Was told this year I could put it up myself."
pmsl

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By *arnsleyfun99Man
over a year ago

Barnsley / Wakefield

My assistants resignation letter. When she told me to stick the job up my ass and whistle I took it too literally

I have a HR meeting next week

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"My assistants resignation letter. When she told me to stick the job up my ass and whistle I took it too literally

I have a HR meeting next week "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I was just admiring the shell and mortar exhibition in the imperial war museum when I stepped back and slipped ....

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I was just admiring the shell and mortar exhibition in the imperial war museum when I stepped back and slipped ....

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happens to the best of us!!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

A cast of his cock in 24 carat gold and balls made of diamonds...a promised gift he came through on after hitting the Euromillions jackpot - but then he told me to go shove it where the sun don't shine

(he wouldn't, would he?!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had an aggravating itch in my ileum

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I had an aggravating itch in my ileum

And only a curtain wire could reach.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Seeing as how I met her in a night club I assumed she was over 18.... Mi Lord.

Or... it Jeffry Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell who got us together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was landing by parachute and it must have been hidden in the long grass...

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"A cast of his cock in 24 carat gold and balls made of diamonds...a promised gift he came through on after hitting the Euromillions jackpot - but then he told me to go shove it where the sun don't shine

(he wouldn't, would he?!

we all know the sun shines out of yours xxx

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I had an aggravating itch in my ileum

And only a curtain wire could reach."

I think it was the fact you still had the curtains on it??

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Seeing as how I met her in a night club I assumed she was over 18.... Mi Lord.

Or... it Jeffry Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell who got us together "

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I was landing by parachute and it must have been hidden in the long grass...

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pmsl

perfectly reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor i 'fell onto' a chunk of polystyrene and it is now lodged deep inside my rectum"

"This chunk of polystyrene, which obviously does not look like it was carved into the shape of a penis, was just.. 'there', on the floor and i 'tripped' over myself"

"As i fell, my belt somehow became loose and so my trousers, along with my underwear by some bizarre reason, just.. fell down"

"I then found myself sitting on the floor with my bare arse, and this chunk of polystyrene was firmly wedged inside of me"

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

""Doctor i 'fell onto' a chunk of polystyrene and it is now lodged deep inside my rectum"

"This chunk of polystyrene, which obviously does not look like it was carved into the shape of a penis, was just.. 'there', on the floor and i 'tripped' over myself"

"As i fell, my belt somehow became loose and so my trousers, along with my underwear by some bizarre reason, just.. fell down"

"I then found myself sitting on the floor with my bare arse, and this chunk of polystyrene was firmly wedged inside of me"

Pmsl and your belt ended up round your neck and over the door handle??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have an action man up mine.

To be fair, I’d previously dressed him in combat overalls and I am sticking to my story that he is in fact a fully qualified pipe engineer….

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I have an action man up mine.

To be fair, I’d previously dressed him in combat overalls and I am sticking to my story that he is in fact a fully qualified pipe engineer…."
and the roleplay got very real!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I was just admiring the shell and mortar exhibition in the imperial war museum when I stepped back and slipped ....

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You should have gone to the metric war museum. Things are much smaller there and less painful.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My bf went to A and E with the tip of a red pipe cleaner sticking out of his japs eye.

Doctor thought it was really strange cos it's usually a blue one.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"My bf went to A and E with the tip of a red pipe cleaner sticking out of his japs eye.

Doctor thought it was really strange cos it's usually a blue one. "

Red??? What a freak!!

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