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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever weighed your cock when it's flaccid and then weighed it again when it's hard to see what the weight difference is?

I know what you're thinking, how on earth do I weigh it when it's hard? Well I'm sure you can come up with some weird and wonderful ways to achieve it!

And ladies. Have you ever weighed a breast? Or two?

Anyone care to whack theirs out and give us the result? Pics, of course, get bonus points.

What about balls' weight?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can't say I have but I must admit I'm curious now A hard measurement would be difficult as it's actively fighting gravity though

Maybe ball weighing pre and post cum, then we can work out who the real "heavy cummers" are

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How disappointing. I thought this was going to be about chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't say I have but I must admit I'm curious now A hard measurement would be difficult as it's actively fighting gravity though

Maybe ball weighing pre and post cum, then we can work out who the real "heavy cummers" are

LvM"

It's quite the challenge with the gravity Defiance. Would be so amusing to watch someone try though. I've had one suggestion so far off the thread. I think it's possible with the right scales.

Question is with balls though.... Shaved or not? The hairy ones could have an advantage.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can't say I have but I must admit I'm curious now A hard measurement would be difficult as it's actively fighting gravity though

Maybe ball weighing pre and post cum, then we can work out who the real "heavy cummers" are

LvM

It's quite the challenge with the gravity Defiance. Would be so amusing to watch someone try though. I've had one suggestion so far off the thread. I think it's possible with the right scales.

Question is with balls though.... Shaved or not? The hairy ones could have an advantage. "

I'm sure there's an inventive work around

Well as long as the amount of hair is the same pre and post jazzing then the reading should be accurate Unless you're just after some heavy balls and then the fluffy ones might have an advantage

LvM

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mine are nowhere near big enough to get on a scale.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I weighed myself with flaccid cock...then hard ...no difference at all

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I weighed myself with flaccid cock...then hard ...no difference at all "
the scales wobbled a bit during the hard weigh in ..I'm putting it down to the wanking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Always happy to help with boobie weighing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Frank Sinatra used to

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By *reengirl911Couple
over a year ago

inverness

Only way to do it is by displacement

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Only way to do it is by displacement "

Check out the big brains on Brad

LvM

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did."

I reckon that jelly weighs the same as the stuff that breasts are made of (whatever that is?) so... Make some jelly, poor it into your bra cups *warning* remove bra first, let it set and tip out onto your weighing scales easy, peasy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did."

There was a sketch in the series Green Wing where she just took one out of her blouse and popped it on the scales on a desk in front of her. Flat scales mind. But was funny to watch.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

There are some very odd threads on this forum

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"There are some very odd threads on this forum "

Welcome to the Lounge

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually if you Google how to weigh breasts there's a few methods.

Wonder if the same would work on cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can people think like this too..lol.. Weighing his cock..ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are some very odd threads on this forum "

I'm a very odd person... You'll get used to it.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Just done it:-

Flaccid - 300g

Hard - 15KG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just done it:-

Flaccid - 300g

Hard - 15KG

"

That's almost a third of my bodyweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did.

I reckon that jelly weighs the same as the stuff that breasts are made of (whatever that is?) so... Make some jelly, poor it into your bra cups *warning* remove bra first, let it set and tip out onto your weighing scales easy, peasy!"

You're a genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some very odd threads on this forum

Welcome to the Lounge

LvM"

There are some very odd people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could use displacement, fill a container and measure how much water you displace soft and hard, the difference in volume will be blood which is close enough in density to water to be considered the same.

Mr

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did.

I reckon that jelly weighs the same as the stuff that breasts are made of (whatever that is?) so... Make some jelly, poor it into your bra cups *warning* remove bra first, let it set and tip out onto your weighing scales easy, peasy!

You're a genius! "

Thanks and, don't forget, you can eat the jelly boobs afterwards... With cream poured over them

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Just done it:-

Flaccid - 300g

Hard - 15KG

That's almost a third of my bodyweight "

mmm yes you are Petite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could use displacement, fill a container and measure how much water you displace soft and hard, the difference in volume will be blood which is close enough in density to water to be considered the same.

Mr"

Apparently you multiply the displaced water by 0.9 for the density.

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By *xelciscoMan
over a year ago

Reading/bracknell


"Have you ever weighed your cock when it's flaccid and then weighed it again when it's hard to see what the weight difference is?

I know what you're thinking, how on earth do I weigh it when it's hard? Well I'm sure you can come up with some weird and wonderful ways to achieve it!

And ladies. Have you ever weighed a breast? Or two?

Anyone care to whack theirs out and give us the result? Pics, of course, get bonus points.

What about balls' weight? "

I have! with a flaccid cock the weight of the scale was too much and it fell off.

With a hard cock; i could keep the scale up easily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently asking the female PT to hold your cock in one hand and dumbbells in the other is not the way to go.

(You should ask a man as they can lift more. )

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Well I suppose I have something to try and achieve today now lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I reckon my boobs weigh about half a stone each, possibly more.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I reckon my boobs weigh about half a stone each, possibly more.

"

Drop test - drop them on my head and if i remain conscious theyre less than 2 kilos just let me know when you need me - * no science is involved in this method but I get to see boobs so ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could use displacement, fill a container and measure how much water you displace soft and hard, the difference in volume will be blood which is close enough in density to water to be considered the same.

Mr"

You must be a scientist..lol

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By *ingly_minx1Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I actually have weighed mine!!

They're just over a kilo each. I'm a G cup for reference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually have weighed mine!!

They're just over a kilo each. I'm a G cup for reference. "

Brilliant!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I’m gonna do mine in a min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m gonna do mine in a min "
and so you are naked now..lol

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Yup just gonna get a shower.

I weighed and left one is 45grams

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’m gonna do mine in a min "
I'd guess 1 kg each ...is there a prize for the closest guess?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Yup just gonna get a shower.

I weighed and left one is 45grams "

Nah .. that's about a bollockweight

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Was bit hard to weigh them so don’t know if it’s right

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yup just gonna get a shower.

I weighed and left one is 45grams

Nah .. that's about a bollockweight "

Bollock weight

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Just googled and GG cup is 2300 grams, or the weight of one chihuahua! Haha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Just googled and GG cup is 2300 grams, or the weight of one chihuahua! Haha "

Yay ..get your chihuahuas out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just googled and GG cup is 2300 grams, or the weight of one chihuahua! Haha "
that's why boobs are called puppies !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I attempted to weigh my G cups. The scale fluctuated between around 1.5kg and 2-point-something kg. I decided this was not scientifically accurate/valid

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"I attempted to weigh my G cups. The scale fluctuated between around 1.5kg and 2-point-something kg. I decided this was not scientifically accurate/valid "

I’ll do my own measurement on yours on Saturday

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Just googled and GG cup is 2300 grams, or the weight of one chihuahua! Haha that's why boobs are called puppies !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm ok so when I was a lot younger and worked for a parcel company - I used their conveyer belt scale ha … one worked out to be about 7lbs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I attempted to weigh my G cups. The scale fluctuated between around 1.5kg and 2-point-something kg. I decided this was not scientifically accurate/valid

I’ll do my own measurement on yours on Saturday "

This would be MUCH more scientific

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hmm ok so when I was a lot younger and worked for a parcel company - I used their conveyer belt scale ha … one worked out to be about 7lbs "
oooft your poor back

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Happy to help out with any weighing that needs doing

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I see no way to weigh my cock when it's hard as it still stands to full attention.

If there's some kind of thud on the stomach to weight conversion then yes, but no

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *ungBrickyMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Hmm ok so when I was a lot younger and worked for a parcel company - I used their conveyer belt scale ha … one worked out to be about 7lbs "

I'm sure those big girls weigh more now, they're gorgeous

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Is this is one of those examples where it is better to measure in bulk and then divide?

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