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What is the smallest thing that makes you lose your temper instantly

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me bumping my bald head never fails to annoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toe.. like why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your pocket gets hooked on a cupboard handle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"When your pocket gets hooked on a cupboard handle "

Oooo, the belt loop on a dressing gown. Daily occurance due to my height

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'll speak for Hannah and say it is anything that doesn't work, especially technology. A web page that doesn't respond to a buttonclick or an app that doesn't load drives her crazy. Luke

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dropping something like keys or cutlery.

0-to-apoplectic in 0.25 seconds.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I don't tend to unless I'm time stressed then anything can set me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropping something like keys or cutlery.

0-to-apoplectic in 0.25 seconds."

I tend to just stare at it for like 10 seconds wondering why my life led to this moment

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Drosophila

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

When you really want something specific to eat only to go to the shop and they don’t have it..hanger is real and makes me cranky as hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripping the bag when emptying the bin!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Anybody hurting my kids or my partner. The last time was when a cyclist (well known in these parts for deliberately obstructing car drivers them chasing them down to berate them) insulted Mr N. I was out of that car in a nanosecond. I heard Mr say "I'd back off now she's involved if I was you"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

When you're already a little grumpy or rushing and you catch a belt loop on the door handle

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting stuck behind a tractor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teabag breaking before fishing it out.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

People who insist a jaffa cake isnt a biscuit….

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People who insist a jaffa cake isnt a biscuit…. "

Because it isn’t. It even tells you it’s a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping a Booja truffle in my freshly made tea like I did just now

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"People who insist a jaffa cake isnt a biscuit…. "

the clue is in the name,,,,, runs and hides

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dropping something like keys or cutlery.

0-to-apoplectic in 0.25 seconds.

I tend to just stare at it for like 10 seconds wondering why my life led to this moment "

Hahaha!

Where did it all go wrong?!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"People who insist a jaffa cake isnt a biscuit….

the clue is in the name,,,,, runs and hides "

Oooh im seething again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing a t shirt and you end up creating another crease you then have to iron out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in the virus forum, that say want another lock down. I'm on medication for depression because of lockdowns. Be careful what you wish for, as its a slippery slope to the start of a dictator. Oh hang on, we already have a blonde wife beating dictator in downing Street already. He's the son of Mussolini/Stalin/Pol Pot/Ataturk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When something keeps falling over. Its infuriating.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

rudness. the other day i held the door open for someone, not even an acknowlagement, let alone a thank you, felt like slamming the door in her face.

Obviously i didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody hurting my kids or my partner. The last time was when a cyclist (well known in these parts for deliberately obstructing car drivers them chasing them down to berate them) insulted Mr N. I was out of that car in a nanosecond. I heard Mr say "I'd back off now she's involved if I was you" "

This would very much bring out the protective lioness in me too.

NBVN x

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

When my kids come at me all het up and emotional. I'm quite empathic and before I know it I'm all het up and emotional right back at them!

With Pixi it is someone heavy breathing while they're eating, or just eating noises in general. Makes murder appear in her eyes.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"rudness. the other day i held the door open for someone, not even an acknowlagement, let alone a thank you, felt like slamming the door in her face.

Obviously i didnt"

Did you spank her arse on the way through and say - you’re welcome treacle!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to find something the second I look for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your pocket gets hooked on a cupboard handle

Oooo, the belt loop on a dressing gown. Daily occurance due to my height "

Always seems to happen when I’m in a rush or just not in the mood for shit

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"rudness. the other day i held the door open for someone, not even an acknowlagement, let alone a thank you, felt like slamming the door in her face.

Obviously i didnt

Did you spank her arse on the way through and say - you’re welcome treacle!!? "

Ha good idea, probably get done for abuse then tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The message that pops up on every Web page in the the world now, that insists that you have to consent to cookies before you can proceed to read the page.

-All evolving from Zuckerberg's activities on facebook, selling people's browsing habits to other companies a few years ago.

Amazing how the bottomless greed of a billionaire has ruined the browsing experience for everyone..

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By *arrah Corset Jane FondleCouple
over a year ago

worcester

Change falling out of your back pockets onto a tiled floor when you pull your trousers down in the bathroom

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When you buy something online and they insist on using Hermes to deliver it. Just no!!!! I actually want it to arrive at my house not a random house 3 streets away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids telling me someone has said or done something horrible to them, go from the most laid back person to fire breathing cunt mode.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut. "

I rarely properly lose my temper. Think it's happened twice in my life.

Once was when I jumped out of a moving car coz a bloke was beating up a puppy and another time I'd been punched in the back of the head by a bloke who mistook me for his girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dropping something like keys or cutlery.

0-to-apoplectic in 0.25 seconds.

I tend to just stare at it for like 10 seconds wondering why my life led to this moment "

Hahaha! Aw dude

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut.

I rarely properly lose my temper. Think it's happened twice in my life.

Once was when I jumped out of a moving car coz a bloke was beating up a puppy and another time I'd been punched in the back of the head by a bloke who mistook me for his girlfriend "

Nor I. I think I've lost it three times in my life.

Your last sentence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut. "

It is irritation and frustration for me, I also rarely lose it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut.

I rarely properly lose my temper. Think it's happened twice in my life.

Once was when I jumped out of a moving car coz a bloke was beating up a puppy and another time I'd been punched in the back of the head by a bloke who mistook me for his girlfriend

Nor I. I think I've lost it three times in my life.

Your last sentence! "

Yeah, came as a bit of a shock that one. He got the shock of his life too when he was being chased down by a women's ice hockey team coz we were out celebrating one of the girls birthdays. I'd worked that night too so had only just met up with them and perched my arse down with a drink. Next thing I know I'm falling forward onto my knees holding the back of my head. Rage kicks in, I'm up, turn round and he realises what he's done and runs. We catch him and he apologised and "explained" his reasoning and that sent me into an even bigger rage.

The real girlfriend who was also wearing a denim jacket and had her hair tied up found us and tried to calm the situation down. They'd had a row apparently a d she seemed rather blasé about it all. We put her in a taxi.

Wouldn't surprise me if she got out round the corner and went looking for him.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Treading in dog shit. Frickin mutts.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I think I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times I’ve properly lost my temper - since starting to type this post!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

A cunt usually in a white van that undertakes and cuts in front on a motorway.

It’s pretty much the only thing that gets my goat to boil my piss these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you’re walking past something, such as a door handle, and the wire of your earphones gets caught and yanks them out of your ears?

No joke, that makes me absolutely murderous

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You know when you’re walking past something, such as a door handle, and the wire of your earphones gets caught and yanks them out of your ears?

No joke, that makes me absolutely murderous "

Bluetooth. Game changers I swear.

I'm only about 90% concerned one or both will fall out and either get trodden on, land in poo or fall down a drain.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"You know when you’re walking past something, such as a door handle, and the wire of your earphones gets caught and yanks them out of your ears?

No joke, that makes me absolutely murderous

Bluetooth. Game changers I swear.

I'm only about 90% concerned one or both will fall out and either get trodden on, land in poo or fall down a drain."

Land in poo? Is it really that bad in Shits Creek?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"My kids telling me someone has said or done something horrible to them, go from the most laid back person to fire breathing cunt mode. "

That's one way to keep the nether region warm.... I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself

LvM

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Getting my eyeliner wrong

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bashing my head on the hanging basket outside my front foot even though its been there for ages.

Also one of my nails lifting and me catching it everytime I fucking touch something! Can't get to the bastard salon until Saturday!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You know when you’re walking past something, such as a door handle, and the wire of your earphones gets caught and yanks them out of your ears?

No joke, that makes me absolutely murderous

Bluetooth. Game changers I swear.

I'm only about 90% concerned one or both will fall out and either get trodden on, land in poo or fall down a drain.

Land in poo? Is it really that bad in Shits Creek?"

there's dogs and horses round my way. The dogs ain't the problem mind you, the owners are. I'm still not sure I'll ever get used to seeing horse shit on the pavements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutlery upside down in the dishwasher basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not closing doors after them, or closing doors but not using to handle. Pushing the glass or the door frame instead.

Completely unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bang your arm on the door handle.. FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue jumping

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

The shower gel bottle falling off its hook scares the absolute crap out of m and makes me so cross. I hate being made to Jump.

Why is it so loud ,like it's made out of rock.

Though I do have an old iron bath which probably doesn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on Lego with bare feet

Thankfully that’s all behind me until I have grandchildren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not flushing the toilet after use!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunking biscuit failure...drives me crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double trolley parking in the supermarket aisles. I go from zero to the Hulk in .002sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kids telling me someone has said or done something horrible to them, go from the most laid back person to fire breathing cunt mode.

That's one way to keep the nether region warm.... I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself

LvM"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When you bang your arm on the door handle.. FFS! "

Omg this I do regularly x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut.

I rarely properly lose my temper. Think it's happened twice in my life.

Once was when I jumped out of a moving car coz a bloke was beating up a puppy and another time I'd been punched in the back of the head by a bloke who mistook me for his girlfriend

Nor I. I think I've lost it three times in my life.

Your last sentence!

Yeah, came as a bit of a shock that one. He got the shock of his life too when he was being chased down by a women's ice hockey team coz we were out celebrating one of the girls birthdays. I'd worked that night too so had only just met up with them and perched my arse down with a drink. Next thing I know I'm falling forward onto my knees holding the back of my head. Rage kicks in, I'm up, turn round and he realises what he's done and runs. We catch him and he apologised and "explained" his reasoning and that sent me into an even bigger rage.

The real girlfriend who was also wearing a denim jacket and had her hair tied up found us and tried to calm the situation down. They'd had a row apparently a d she seemed rather blasé about it all. We put her in a taxi.

Wouldn't surprise me if she got out round the corner and went looking for him."

I think that's probably the saddest thing I've read today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut. "

On that basis, I've never lost my temper in my life. Maybe I'm saving it up?..

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

When your on the toilet and realise no one has replaced the toilet roll after using the last sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you’re walking past something, such as a door handle, and the wire of your earphones gets caught and yanks them out of your ears?

No joke, that makes me absolutely murderous

Bluetooth. Game changers I swear.

I'm only about 90% concerned one or both will fall out and either get trodden on, land in poo or fall down a drain."

Had ‘em. Lost ‘em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the kids put an empty food box, cereal or whatever, back in the cupboard.

It gives me the raaaaaaaage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you really want something specific to eat only to go to the shop and they don’t have it..hanger is real and makes me cranky as hell! "

I hear you! Hangry, grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you really want something specific to eat only to go to the shop and they don’t have it..hanger is real and makes me cranky as hell! "

Omg yes. Being hungry just makes me really angry generally and snappy as a small dog !! Literally either feed me or don’t talk to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People not closing doors after them, or closing doors but not using to handle. Pushing the glass or the door frame instead.

Completely unacceptable "

Also people leaving drawers open. For the love of god, WWWHHHHHYYYYY??

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Planning a day out to myself, then have someone say that they'll be over (early) in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud chewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the kids put an empty food box, cereal or whatever, back in the cupboard.

It gives me the raaaaaaaage!"

Ive noticed this to also affect grown ass men. Some of my exes were the worst and WHY, why would you put something back when it’s clearly empty and needs to go in the bin??!!!!????!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car drivers who dont thank you when you let them out. Instant rage. Gurrrrr

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I don't tend to unless I'm time stressed then anything can set me off "

This here! Pressure of time otherwise I'm pretty laid back...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

People who barge past like you’re invisible or don’t say thanks if you’ve stopped to let them pass.

Grinds my gears so bad. The sweary conversations I have in my head about them afterwards would make a sailor blush.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you all genuinely lose your temper at these things? Or is it just irritation. I think of losing my temper as being really angry, shouty and unable to keep my mouth shut.

On that basis, I've never lost my temper in my life. Maybe I'm saving it up?.. "

It'll be quite spectacular when you do

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Call centres.

My landlord has moved their housing association 70 miles away and can not communicate, with local sub contractors to send out engineers/tradesmen at all.

4 times on the trot, being stood up is pathetic.

111 option 2 is terrible, all they say is call your GP when they're open/not busy.

There is now joined up thinking when it comes to doing an online search of NHS dentists, WITH availability.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Right this second, I can whole heartedly say my neighbour!!! Miss pc

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

people who park over my driveway,muppetts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who pour water on coffee before putting milk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I have ocd and to top that anxiety and depression to go with it. Everything is in its place and clean and tidy. Slightest bit of a mess or something moved can set me off.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Bad drivers

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Packets of meat wrapped tighter than a duck’s arse meaning your pan is smoking before you can prise the bleedin stuff out of it.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Getting in car, starting it then realising I've forgotten something.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Me bumping my bald head never fails to annoy "

^^^

This

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Being rushed...

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By *edandLouCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

That Rylan saying "Moata" on them adverts!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

People dropping litter!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Seeing someone hurt an animal Grrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't pay attention.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"People who don't pay attention."

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise, especially people speaking over each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People doing 20 in a 30 zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MP's that knowingly lie.

It should be a criminal offence to intentionally mislead the nation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone tickling my feet. I switch from calm to rage in a nano second.

NBVN x

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