FabSwingers.com forum: I really want

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bacon sandwich followed by a morning of rampant sex

My reality is a cold cuppa tea while feeding the baby and a morning of chores.

What do you really want Vs what you will get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also want a bacon sarnie, and some rampant sex.

My reality? Another 9 days of isolation with no thanks to the person that passed me that bug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to stay exactly where I am all day, on the sofa with coffee, alone. In reality I have about 40mins of that left.

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

I’d also love a bacon butty, and a morning of rampant sex.

My reality is an early alarm call, some toast and a brew before leaving for work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waking up getting drained and then having breakfast and back in bed being very rampant. once done..just chill with netflix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bacon sandwiches followed by rampant sex seem a popular choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also want a bacon sarnie, and some rampant sex.

My reality? Another 9 days of isolation with no thanks to the person that passed me that bug. "

Hope your keeping well despite the virus

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd love a full English and to go back to bed

Instead I have a full on day of work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwiches followed by rampant sex seem a popular choice

You put the idea into the heads

To be fair, what’s not to like about either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also want a bacon sarnie, and some rampant sex.

My reality? Another 9 days of isolation with no thanks to the person that passed me that bug.

Hope your keeping well despite the virus "

So far, I’m lucky, and symptomless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a full English and to go back to bed

Instead I have a full on day of work"

Back to bed to sleep? As a full English is a little heavy to be followed with rampant sex

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I really want a cuddle, you guys can have the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this cold weather (-11) to fuck off and a holiday in the sun!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Passing on the bacon, I'd really love a cheese toastie with all the cheese and cranberry sauce. And someone to do the wrapping.

Sadly I'm carb free and going to have to deal with my need for perfect bows alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

Same here !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In need of a woman to cuddle with and to get warm.. A nice romantic sex on bed with her.. Gives me a boot

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?

No, I just don't want the bacon sandwich myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?

Please say your real age.. You look like a 23 year old girl

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?

Please say your real age.. You look like a 23 year old girl "

I'm 53. I was born in 1968

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....

...can I have the rampant sex?

In reality I'm off to work for the day

Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?

Please say your real age.. You look like a 23 year old girl

I'm 53. I was born in 1968"

I have a 27 year old daughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For this cold weather (-11) to fuck off and a holiday in the sun!! "

I really miss the sun, feels like such a long time, I’m a proper sun baby but couldn’t enjoy it in the summer as was heavily pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Passing on the bacon, I'd really love a cheese toastie with all the cheese and cranberry sauce. And someone to do the wrapping.

Sadly I'm carb free and going to have to deal with my need for perfect bows alone!

Mmmm Brie and cranberry toastie would be lush! I had to go low carb in my pregnancy I feel the pain, shame I didn’t keep it up after having him to be honest as I lost weight in pregnancy… not now

I will do the wrapping if you baby sit, I love wrapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The age i asked is to Mrs.handful ..she looks very young to the age she has mentioned ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to run away, sip cocktails by the pool of a 5 star resort in the Caribbean then nap on a hammock by the sea around tea time.

Sadly I'm about to organise my tribe then go to work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The age i asked is to Mrs.handful ..she looks very young to the age she has mentioned ..

My age is correct. Can we get back to the tread topic? Bacon sandwich?

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bacon sandwich with crispy hash browns and a nice strong coffee and I too would love to spend the morning having rampant sex..

Unfortunately I have a large number of horses who get fed at 6 am need exercise and some have the vet coming and I'm short staffed !!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'd love a full English and to go back to bed

Instead I have a full on day of work

Back to bed to sleep? As a full English is a little heavy to be followed with rampant sex

Definitely to sleep, trying to reover from small people illnesses

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Not wanting a bacon sandwich.

Please can I have a cuppa in bed, followed by some gentle slow morning sex.

Reality, out of bed, sort out animals, make a cuppa, drink it, then work until 6ish.

Reality started 15 mins ago

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd just like to stay in bed and do absolutely nothing, reality is go to work again.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can I just opted to a morning in bed, with a coffee and the company of a stunning lady rather that having to get ready for work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwich with crispy hash browns and a nice strong coffee and I too would love to spend the morning having rampant sex..

Unfortunately I have a large number of horses who get fed at 6 am need exercise and some have the vet coming and I'm short staffed !!! "

Oh wow what a job though getting to attend to horses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not wanting a bacon sandwich.

Please can I have a cuppa in bed, followed by some gentle slow morning sex.

Reality, out of bed, sort out animals, make a cuppa, drink it, then work until 6ish.

Reality started 15 mins ago

The slow sex sounds good too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd just like to stay in bed and do absolutely nothing, reality is go to work again. "

That’s what night is for, day isn’t for doing nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just opted to a morning in bed, with a coffee and the company of a stunning lady rather that having to get ready for work?

Plenty of stunning ladies on here… maybe you need a annual leave day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’m wanting my husband to spread my legs, kiss up my legs to my thighs, then tease my pussy with his tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave 10 mins kid’s school run and working, love a day to not do anything or think and be treated massage coffees too

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Bacon sandwich with crispy hash browns and a nice strong coffee and I too would love to spend the morning having rampant sex..

Unfortunately I have a large number of horses who get fed at 6 am need exercise and some have the vet coming and I'm short staffed !!!

Oh wow what a job though getting to attend to horses. "

It's great most of the time. Especially when we foaling and its lovely weather but horses have to be done no matter how bad the weather is. I was up three times in the night just to go back out to treat a sick one but so far she seems better...

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Leave 10 mins kid’s school run and working, love a day to not do anything or think and be treated massage coffees too

Now would that be nice

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

A sausage sandwich followed by hot naked shower with someone vs going to work til 3pm and sorting paperwork xT

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I really want a nice long thick hard shag

23 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a coffee brought to me in bed, and then a snog and a nice fuck x

Reality is. My arms and legs ache after Pole yesterday

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

A private jet. Instead I get economy class.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave 10 mins kid’s school run and working, love a day to not do anything or think and be treated massage coffees too

I was promised a massage and a baby sitting session 2 weeks ago… it didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really want a nice long thick hard shag

23 months

And I thought I was out of action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really want a nice long thick hard shag

23 months

And I thought I was out of action

Wrong emoji should have been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really want a coffee brought to me in bed, and then a snog and a nice fuck x

Reality is. My arms and legs ache after Pole yesterday

I wish I had the strength to do pole fitness the best I could do is polish it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to woken up with a blow job from two attractive ladies, whilst another two are making bacon and coffee, which they'll then bring back to bed.

Sadly I'm already on the laptop. (this is not a euphemism)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A cuddle, a cuppa and a bacon sarny.

Empty space, a cup of coffee and some oats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to stay exactly where I am all day, on the sofa with coffee, alone. In reality I have about 40mins of that left. "

This.. instead im off to work

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I really want to spend a day doing nothing but I’ve got shit to move around the house help next door move some shit around his house lol and then I know I’ll have to look at some work bits at some stage even though I’ve git couple days off

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I want to go back to bed.

But I've actually got a cake to decorate and a doctors appointment to attend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a full nights sleep vs having a newborn

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I want to go back to bed.

But I've actually got a cake to decorate and a doctors appointment to attend. "

I’m in for cake

Hope it goes well at the doctors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast

on the downside we are visiting mums headstone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a full nights sleep vs having a newborn "

I know that feeling, mines just turned 4 months, always been a poor sleeper and now has the 4 month sleep regression too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast

on the downside we are visiting mums headstone "

Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast

on the downside we are visiting mums headstone

Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time

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this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I want a bacon sandwich then to spend the next 3 hours trying to sort of my electricity bill and speak to customer service of sse who are not based in India.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want exactly what I’ve got

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast

on the downside we are visiting mums headstone

Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time

this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol

I’m sorry you find my dead mum amusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a bacon sandwich then to spend the next 3 hours trying to sort of my electricity bill and speak to customer service of sse who are not based in India. "

Oh I have that issue too- company went bust was told not to pay anything and now they want £600 off of me eek

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast

on the downside we are visiting mums headstone

Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time

this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol

well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that

I’m sorry you find my dead mum amusing "
well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

An inflatable date but in reality I'm stuck on a bus to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go for a long walk in the hills I can see from my office window, broken only by a bacno sandwich and rampant sex on the way round. Instead I will spend ten hours at a computer....although I may sneak out for a cheeky short bike ride come trip to the post office. that's a work trip, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and I'd like ketchup on my bacno sandwich...

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"I really want a nice long thick hard shag

23 months

And I thought I was out of action

Wrong emoji should have been

Yeah it’s terrible

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I'd really like a certain lady on this thread to get in touch and maybe we can make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want a nice long thick hard shag

23 months

I bet your inbox is rammed now

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I really want to be working hard in a bland windowless office with unrealistic goals to achieve instead I’m led naked on a thick pile rug in front of a roaring fire with a beautiful lady.

Hang on, I really want to wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full home gym and a regular fab who doesn't mind being fucked for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to my lover for a full English one morning to be greeted by her in her apron, heels and little nix. Was very exciting, food was great, then off to bed a little too full. Next time it was bed then full English in that order.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

I want a bacon sandwich

Reality is that I haven't got any bacon in and I'm too lazy to walk to the nearest shop to get some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast

on the downside we are visiting mums headstone

Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time

this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol

well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that

I’m sorry you find my dead mum amusing well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that"

They replied to someone about visiting their mums headstone, it is very obvious what they were talking about, very upsetting comment to make

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and I'd like ketchup on my bacno sandwich..."

Ketchup is a no brainer on the bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went to my lover for a full English one morning to be greeted by her in her apron, heels and little nix. Was very exciting, food was great, then off to bed a little too full. Next time it was bed then full English in that order."

Sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun! "

It was very erotic, but having a full tummy not so much!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I really want a baguette filled with bacon and a blowjob.

I've ended up with some toast and a pile of work.

Pffffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want an afternoon in, Chams fuck until I drop, followed by a night in a hotel, crisp white sheets, and quiet, no responsibilities!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What I want and what I'll get are exactly the same....I can't wait x

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I'd really like a certain lady on this thread to get in touch and maybe we can make up

I've got more chance of winning the lottery though! Which brings me to the next one, so I could tell my boss to stick it!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"I really want a nice long thick hard shag

23 months

I bet your inbox is rammed now"

Nope not in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mines now turned into I really want a wee

My reality is baby cries every time I put him down

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

I’ve had one out of two, which I’ll take as a win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to receive a slow and sensuous massage which then turns into something very naughty!!

Reality, received a very harsh sports massage with acupuncture which made me scream ??

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

To be swept off my feet and taken somewhere hot, with a beautiful sea view, endless supply of good food, good wine and good sex.

Reality is, sat in my pjs on a teams call with my camera off eating sausages I cooked to make a sausage sandwich only to remember I don’t have bread.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

World peace

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.

What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.

What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head

Zig a zig ahhhh

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.

What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head

Oh thanks for that, now I've got an ear eormy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I really want are snuggles with my partner. What I had was a phone call with him instead in-between his meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For poeple to actually reply to my messages

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.

What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head

Zig a zig ahhhh

Noooo stop!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.

What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head

Oh thanks for that, now I've got an ear eormy

Only fair to pass on the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.

What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head

Zig a zig ahhhh

Noooo stop!

Fine! Only cos of your lovely avatar jacket

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