FabSwingers.com forum: Introduce yourself , please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear friends Fabbers and Forumites.

Golly its been yonks since i last posted a jolly thread , apart from the occasional Bore da ones.

There are simply heaps of new splendid people who have taken the plunge to join in the giggles , chuckles and mayhem that is our little corner of fab.

So i thought it would be a spiffing opertuinty to say hello to you all and introduce myself.

Then maybe you could join in chums .

Whether your new to the lounge or like me been here for ,gosh far too long ha ha

Tell us about yourself .

Ok this is jolly old me

Hello I am Taff

A senior Welsh chap, i can be annoyingly positive. I love the great outdoors . Out walking in the hills ans mountains or whizzing about on my bicycles.

Yes i am an older chap in lycra ha ha .

I adore nature ,books , music ans old films .

My turn ons are , positive people , kindness , chuckles oh and bicyles ha ha

Now its your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im TastesLikeSin.

Im an enigma.

That is all.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Hello I’m Dancer,

A Scottish pocket rocket with an abundance of energy and positive vibes, here for the banter and shameless exhibitionism!

Love to dance, sing badly and cook averagely! Enjoy travelling, writing, fashion, anything 80s and oral!

Welcome new folks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick.

I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick.

I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted

Can I come sit in your lap and see what happens ? Xx

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

hello

we are Liz and Cj

and we like boats and motorbikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick.

I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted

Can I come sit in your lap and see what happens ? Xx"

Yes gorgeous, but hang on tight,we’re in for a wild time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I’m Paul. A lover not a fighter. A lover of boobs, bums, and willys.

You’ll generally find me acting the idiot round these parts, with the occasional wise tidbit of advice thrown in for those in need.

I’m a crap flirt, so if I fancy ya, I’ll tell ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick.

I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted

Can I come sit in your lap and see what happens ? Xx"

Oh get a room you two sauce pots lol and invite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there.

Zoe and Andy here from Tredegar.

Not much to say really, I'm a dog groomer and he's a lazy shit hahahahaha just teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinkyinkedbi originally, a loopy bird with a lot of love to give

Ive got big knockers, done them up all special for Christmas

Here for naughtiness and friends!

No idea what I want in the grand scheme of things, regular cuddle and fuck partner would be good right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I’m Palm14.

Soon to be made redundant, but in the meantime I’m in the pub and buying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. Appletree here. I come with sarcasm, dry humour and wit. I'm usually trying to get someone to talk dirty to me whilst I drift off to sleep. I occasionally ask for the odd dick pic so I can compare it with all the others I have in my gallery and rank it from 1-10. I'm mostly here for quantity over quality.

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By *alkerio01Man
over a year ago

lichfield

Well hello fellow adventurers, I’m mr B.

Midlands based professional, charismatic, polite charming and always looking for excitement… 6,3 dark features and well built, sadly not as well endowed as the rest of my stature… what I lack in inches and girth I make up in efforts and skill…

I’m single, I do not have a partner, I’m here to meet like minded ladies between 25 and 45 ideally by for fun filth and friendship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Bella, usually found in the daft posts, usually have boobs out,always forget I've commented on threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I’m beardedman

I have a big beard

I love big bums

Here for naughtiness and genuine connections

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hey up my Welsh hunk. How's it hanging.

Scarlett here. I found at in and out. A mad red head. Love to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright."

Well? Who the fuck are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you’re ok lovely

your smile certainly brightens up the forums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fungent, a Welshman in Scotland. Tall, slim dad bod, broad shoulders, Tattoo's and beard. 1

Like to dance and sing both badly, started playing rugby again at 41.

Feel free to ask anything you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello lovely people. A big fan of positivity, kindness and warmth. Massively curious (or nosey!) about life and people. Love being active, good food, and have a v cheeky sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Sorry to hear that Rachel

. Sending hugs your way

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm

Yasmeen

Love humour xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m Tarquin. I love nothing more than playing tennis and drinking Pimms

Spiffing good show wot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m Scott.

I’m starting to come out my shell here. I’m quite shy by nature. I’m late 20s, and generally lead a good mans life. I was hoping this could be my Vice.

I’m looking for exciting conversations first and foremost. I’m not here to send dick picks. I generally find it difficult to stay attracted to people, and part of me was hoping that I could find that unorthodox attraction in this unorthodox place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am natalie and I am heavenly just a good bubbly person that dosent take life seriously

I can be romantic

I can be sweet

Very poillite person

I can also be a big ( 4 letter word ) at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beardedman

I have a big beard

I love big bums"

And he cannot lie

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hi! I’m me,a charming hilarious not sexy Welshman who likes to laugh and make people smile.I’m also a good listener if anyone needs an ear to bend. Oh and I’m hung like a horse (a rocking one but still)

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds (close to GAP)

Lav

Tits n Arse

W*nk fodder ..... apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Highlander! Big lad From up north of Scotland now outside Glasgow! Used to be a rugby player! Good fun to be around as well as a horny gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you are ok lovely

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Hello we are K and C.

We got together (officially) just over a year ago and we are having the time of our lives.

We are full of fun, no drama and just enjoy this hedonistic lifestyle.

If it involves socialising and dancing, we’ll be there

BP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Taff “waves”.

I’m Cheeky

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

We're _weet and spice, depending on which day you catch us those descriptions can be interchangeable between us

Love meeting new people and having a laugh, especially in the friendly world of swinging. You'll usually find us in a club chatting away, losing track of time and forgetting to do anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Taff_man125….but the title of taff has been taken by OP…it’s only fair he is older

So just call me Sam!

I’m 31, boring, miserable and just an unpleasant bloke to be around!!

I don’t own my own home and don’t have a career….I still live and bum off my parents for money and yes…she still does all my washing!

Happy being alone and sitting in the corner demolishing chocolate ice cream, singing “un break my heart” and crying!!

Oh….and I tell LIES!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

If you ever need a chat, always happy to lend an ear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x"

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm Sarah, I chat a lot of shit and tell insanely rambling stories. I live a very funny life and I have a keen sense of the ridiculous.

I would love to be a demimondaine but I have neither the looks nor class for it, so instead I'm just a sarky bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Taff “waves”.

I’m Cheeky

Everyone likes cheeky

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I’m beardedman

I have a big beard

I love big bums

And he cannot lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you are ok lovely

xx"

Rachael hope your ok, I can offer some really bad dad jokes.

Dancer you seem very kind too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all.

I am a guy with beard. Currently searching for votes in the best beard on fab competition.

I am one half of Tinder and the Beard with the amazingly beautiful TG

I have my own thoughts and views though they are always checked first to make sure I’m not a complete idiot.

I have a passion for life, being better versions of ourselves, speak as I see it and I’m prepared to be wrong, and my interest in photography is coming along nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all I'm tallmuscularmale (Mike)

I'm 6ft 5 in my socks and built like a powerful lifter/rugby player. I'm w/e with a thick shaft and heavy cummer.

I'm sensual and powerful as well as being very descriptive.

I'm also a compulsive mastrubater **Joking**

Feel free to message anytime

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m Saff

I’m not as grumpy as I look or sound and I like to feed people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Taff “waves”.

I’m Cheeky

Hello there

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m Saff

I’m not as grumpy as I look or sound and I like to feed people(Except easilyled!) . "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm Red the female of the couple, what you see is what you get. Short, fat and nowt to look at.

I love walking our hound and baking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey! I’m Angel, Welsh lady living in Yorkshire…

Living my best life over the last 6mths on Fab after 2 long term relationships since I was 15!!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’m Jaeger,

Like my food a bit too much but still manages to squeeze into leather.

Also enjoy movies/games etc. So can say I’m a bit of a nerd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tbis is going rather splendidly

Hello to you all who ive not chatted to before

And a massive massive cwtch to all my chums who know me

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

*twirls in and sprinkles glitter for Taff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

I’m sam and I like blinking.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm a cunt. Not a proper evil cunt, just a cunt with a cunt.

Short n fat. Put on a ton of weight since splitting with my ex a year n half ago. I may sound like sad sack from the raggy dolls a fair bit but I'd say I'm more just, well, realistic. Don't miss him in the slightest, that ain't my issue, but happened though was my faith in love and humanity got levelled as far as in a relationship capacity. As yet I still see sex as something dangerous, coz plenty of fuckers don't respect it or the person they're doing it with. They'll do what they can to get it which includes lying, cheating or stealing. I call things as I see them and not ashamed to speak my truth even if it's painful or a touchy subject. It's how we learn and grow innit.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hello

I’m sam and I like blinking."

I thought you were Jeffy and you liked to eat apples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*twirls in and sprinkles glitter for Taff*"
this has made my day x

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We are kind caring and love to have fun (in the forums)! No idea what we are looking for but enjoy being in the fabiverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

I’m sam and I like blinking.

I thought you were Jeffy and you liked to eat apples."

Well you thought wrong

Glad I’ve cleared that up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x"

I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here

I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.

This is why I’m constantly online.

Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm a cunt. Not a proper evil cunt, just a cunt with a cunt.

*hugs princess and sprinkles glitter whilst she is distract by my boobs*

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x

I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here

I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.

This is why I’m constantly online.

Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"

*hugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Wanda I have foot in mouth syndrome and my middle is trouble! I’m the queen of typo’s and can’t spell for toffee

I love the moon and the night sky in general, spring is my favourite season and being by the sea is absolute heaven I just love it

I’m star sign cancer and yes I’m a typical one! I’m all hard on the outside and all soft in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x

I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here

I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.

This is why I’m constantly online.

Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"

Big hugs x

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm 2good.

Live in leeds, I was adopted by a pussy (sylvester)that likes to be stroked.

I like boobs (+Y+) (official founding member of the boob appreciation club(see my thread https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/906042)

Laughs giggles chats fun are high on my list of prorities,.. top of the list is obviously boobs.

more about me on the bio.

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x

I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here

I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.

This is why I’m constantly online.

Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx

Big hugs x "

What this amazing guy said…big hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm falco, that's not my real name though.

I was born here & am English as fish and chips, but my parents both came from other countries and decided to give me a name that sounds like a sexually transmitted disease .. I have to spell it for people a lot. (falco's cooler..)

I like the arts, film, music etc. & play lots of instruments and write music. (I sold an instrument the other month to a guy on ebay & we've been chatting on whatsapp, he has over 100 ukeleles. One of the few people I've met with a larger collection of instruments than me!)

The videos I've put up are all music related.

-I like getting out in nature & seek solitude often. Love mountains, trees & lakes.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm falco, that's not my real name though.

The videos I've put up are all music related.

-I like getting out in nature & seek solitude often. Love mountains, trees & lakes."

Who need 100 Ukeleles? I mean it's awesome bit where does he store them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x

I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here

I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.

This is why I’m constantly online.

Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"

Doesn’t matter how dark the night gets Rach. If you persevere, eventually the sun always rises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alder. More outdoorsey than lacy despite what my pictures may allude to. I appear to be mostly retired from sex but I like having somewhere to be rude and say cock. Perfect place to find a husband/man of your dreams, and in the words of Alanis, and his beautiful wife. I write a 1000 words when 10 would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back2thefuture4 and I'm not funny

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Hi I'm _indergirl or TG, very redheaded curvy lass from the Midlands, the other half of Tinder_and_the_Beard with him up there

You'll find me frequenting the forums on a regular basis having a giggle and generally not taking ife too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm falco, that's not my real name though.

The videos I've put up are all music related.

-I like getting out in nature & seek solitude often. Love mountains, trees & lakes.

Who need 100 Ukeleles? I mean it's awesome bit where does he store them all"

He said it's connected with his job-doing music workshops, at schools and stuff. He's got about the same amount of percussion instruments, drums & congas etc.

-I told him he should open a museum.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Taff

I’m Lorraine. No, I don’t live in the UK but I visit quite often.

Chatty, flirty and a good listener if you need to vent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, we’re NEcouple29

We like cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Neil but you can call me Neil.

I have known many previous incarnations. And then some.

I walked the Earth as Nostradamus, Uther Pendragon, Count Cagliostro and Rodrigo Borgia. Although probably not in that order.

I speak seventeen languages, played darts with the Dalai Lama and shared my sleeping bag with Rasputin, Albert Einstein, Lawrence of Arabia and George Formby.

I was worshipped as a god by an East Acton cargo cult and once scaled Everest in a smoking jacket and plus-fours to win a bet with Oscar Wilde.

I travelled to Venus in the company of George Adamsky, reinvented the ocarina and was burned in effigy by the Chiswick Townswoman’s Guild.

I was an expert swordsman, a gourmet chef, a world traveller, poet, painter, stigmatist, guru to gurus and hater of Bud Abbott.

I could open a tin of sardines with my teeth, strike a Swan Vestas on my chin, rope steers, drive a steam locomotive and hum all the works of Gilbert and Sullivan without becoming confused or breaking down into tears.

I won a first at Oxford, squandered three fortunes, made love to a thousand women, imbibed strange drugs, sold my soul for Rock'n'Roll, almost pipped Einstein for the Nobel Prize, was barred from every Chinese noodle parlour in West London and died penniless, at a Hastings boarding-house in my ninetieth year.

My real name was Hugo Artenis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune. And I was never bored.

I penned more than eight million words. My autohagiography, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, chronicles the life of an individual who shunned the everyday, scorned the laws of ordinary man, laughed in the face of convention, reinvented the ocarina and hated Bud Abbott.

I was a character in an age of characters. An exaggerated shadow cast in the fashionable places of my day. The confidante of kings and criminals, popes and prize- fighters, lighthouse keepers and lingerie salesmen, boffins and bikers.

Strangely enough, hardly anyone remembers me today.

My greatest work, The Book Of Ultimate Truths, has long ago vanish

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hope you're ok Rachael?

I’m ok. Just lonely x

The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x

I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here

I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.

This is why I’m constantly online.

Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"

If you want to chat, feel free to message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, we’re NEcouple29

We like cheese"

Which type of cheese….please don’t say knob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’m Neil but you can call me Neil.

I have known many previous incarnations. And then some.

I walked the Earth as Nostradamus, Uther Pendragon, Count Cagliostro and Rodrigo Borgia. Although probably not in that order.

I speak seventeen languages, played darts with the Dalai Lama and shared my sleeping bag with Rasputin, Albert Einstein, Lawrence of Arabia and George Formby.

I was worshipped as a god by an East Acton cargo cult and once scaled Everest in a smoking jacket and plus-fours to win a bet with Oscar Wilde.

I travelled to Venus in the company of George Adamsky, reinvented the ocarina and was burned in effigy by the Chiswick Townswoman’s Guild.

I was an expert swordsman, a gourmet chef, a world traveller, poet, painter, stigmatist, guru to gurus and hater of Bud Abbott.

My real name was Hugo Artenis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune. And I was never bored.

Strangely enough, hardly anyone remembers me today.

My greatest work, The Book Of Ultimate Truths, has long ago vanish"

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By *ipmannMan
over a year ago

Cahir

Hi I'm Joe, 52. Irish. First off I must say that there are some stunners on this post. Second anyone in need of an ear to bend or just say hi feel free to message. Third I have a face. I love the outdoors combined with some food and drink. Have a good evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eamon here from Dublin.

Love love love music, astrophysics, science and rugby.

Like taking the piss , lots of banter. I'm definitely a bit of a bollocks. Not fond of millennials, skinny jeans and Coldplay.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Rich here, (in name only). I like taking piccies (underwater), riding motorcycles, walking and fixing shot (mostly gas boilers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, we’re NEcouple29

We like cheese

Which type of cheese….please don’t say knob!!

Gouda, Brie, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Red Leicester, Halloumi. Basically we love cheese

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Hi I’m Russel and I can be a pain in the arse.

Aries if that means anything to anyone.

Kthanksbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, we’re NEcouple29

We like cheese

Which type of cheese….please don’t say knob!!

Gouda, Brie, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Red Leicester, Halloumi. Basically we love cheese "

Only the best do

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Hi my name’s Sandy and I’m a Scorpio

Fat, fifty-five and feckin’ funny (ok the I made up the last bit

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I like to lurk and look at the pretty men

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm _ealitybites and I'm from Norn Iron.

I'm older than I look and plan on staying that way as long as possible with lots of outdoor activities.

I've been on and off this site for 5 years and this is my 4th profile in that time but the one that has lasted the longest, coming up on 3 years.

I don't live in here and dip in and out when it suits me. It's escapism and nothing more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

I'm Sinderella.

I'm from Edinburgh. Very single, hopeless romantic, ocsssional voice of reason and usually friendly. I've been here far too long but no one has kicked me out yet.

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I’m Lou, not my real name because Fabbers are thin on the ground where I live and I don’t want recognising! My husband’s on here too (Mr Fussy). We did have a couples profile but I tend to come and go so in the end he just made his own profile.

I’m not meeting atm due to lack of time as I’ve just gone back to uni (after many years!) to study for an MA, but I enjoy the forums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Angie, I can usually be found in the forums perving over the guys in one thread or another x

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Hi, I'm Wildman. Doncaster native who makes occasional visits to Leeds and Bradford. Also regularly venture out of Yorkshire to visit our holiday home on the Isle of Wight. Occasional singer, lapsed guitarist/keyboard player.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not on a public forums for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Boris..

and I definitely wasn’t at a Downing Street Christmas party last year..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m powerhouse,

Don’t take myself to serious, love to laugh and give and take banter. Along with having a naughty flirty dirty chat and meets. Could do with a naughty regular FB ! Welcome to chats. Won’t disappoint with banter

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sir olov at your service... always pleased to join in the lounge vibes .. and perv the exquisite ladies here...

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Hello I'm Richard Richard and I'm looking for a companion or a lover or a quick wriggle will do.

I can see you obviously but i bet you've all got smashing blouses on.

Ooh I'm also the duke of kidderminster and extremely hung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victor. I've been around for a while and can't remember why I came in, but I can't find the exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey im Sarah

I wondered down a rabbit hole and had a dust up with curiosity which knocked me for 6, woke up running from myself for a few years till i had a word with oneself and now occasionally pop my head out the hole as sarah

Hope your all well

Loved reading through this thread

Xxx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Hi all,

Leggy here.

Can be found in the forums and perving very often.

Haven't got a clue how to flirt or hold a conversation and I'm boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

I’m dave

6’1 from Kent young stud (not being big headed

)

Turn on passion kissing can’t be a good kisser!!

Turn offs hygiene lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pond James Pond

After the video game character not the film fella

Average mostly, funny now and then, musical when I've had beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm Richard Richard and I'm looking for a companion or a lover or a quick wriggle will do.

I can see you obviously but i bet you've all got smashing blouses on.

Ooh I'm also the duke of kidderminster and extremely hung. "

Sarah Ferguson?

I'll have you know I'm a respectable man!

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Hello. I’m Infin8y and I dip in and out of the forums. I’m into walking, photography, music and sensual bdsm. Looking to make friends and hopefully find a regular fwb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hovis.

Argumentative dick who thinks he's funny. I bounce between trying to flirt in the lounge to pisting references in the virus lounge.

I secretly believe half the forum fancy me. And the other half are women.

(I also want to argue with myself that the above doesn't realy hold up given the m to F ratio. That's how much of a mathmo dick I am)

Favourite emoji is

Or the ninja. When I remember how to do it.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Im Agent Coulson, my friends call me AC.

I am one of the senior members here.

I love to cook and bake and sing.

I am particularly drawn to women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea for a thread OP.

Nice to get to know people a bit more.

I'm Pierce.d (no prizes for guessing how many, and where they (yes, they) are).

I've been on and off here for about 10 years. Love the forums. Genuinely enjoy silly tangential conversations. Don't take myself, or this site too seriously. Try to be nice, although sometimes this is a struggle. (it's not me it's everybody else

)

Happy to chat, so don't be shy.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Hi all,

Leggy here.

Can be found in the forums and perving very often.

Haven't got a clue how to flirt or hold a conversation and I'm boring.

Send me a message we can be boring and flirt awkwardly together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are Craig and ange, complete newbs. We love taking photos and videos and sharing them with you lot. Nervous and excited to see where this road takes us. You can usually find me on here, flirting badly, and failing at humour.

Also, I like penguins.

Rachel, I know the feeling of loneliness and mental health issues, feel free to drop us a message anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue in cheek ancient newbie. A total contradiction in many ways. Enjoy knitting, baking and riding motorbikes while lurking in the forums and generally perving x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment.

I over share and really care

Hello Rachael x

Its been so lovely to see all the messages of support

I find great comfort and strength in mindfulness. Its all about showing yourself some compassion ans kindness x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positive, (not Covid), adventurer, eyes wide open, big smoke kind of guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Positive, (not Covid), adventurer, eyes wide open, big smoke kind of guy. "

I meant smile. Although I do love the big smoke

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hey all I'm Em ... I tend to weave cake

into every and any thread on the Forum, as I tend not to have a serious side when it comes to Fab.

Sorry, not sorry everyone.

I'm also probably known for my perving... er, sorry fabbing efforts on Fabathons!?

My day job takes me all over for work, so I may well be looking out for cake

in an area near you soon (subject to lockdowns/ restrictions / numptiness - delete as applicable)

Until then

mistletoe and be happy, and join in below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all I'm Em ... I tend to weave cake

into every and any thread on the Forum, as I tend not to have a serious side when it comes to Fab.

Sorry, not sorry everyone.

I'm also probably known for my perving... er, sorry fabbing efforts on Fabathons!?

My day job takes me all over for work, so I may well be looking out for cake

in an area near you soon (subject to lockdowns/ restrictions / numptiness - delete as applicable)

Until then

mistletoe and be happy, and join in below

Nice introduction

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hi, I’m Babs

I’m a lover of Christmas

I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hey all I'm Em ..., so I may well be looking out for cake

Until then

mistletoe and be happy.

Nice introduction

...thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m Babs

I’m a lover of Christmas

I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family

"
and a thoroughly wonderful lady x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m Babs

I’m a lover of Christmas

I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family

and a thoroughly wonderful lady x

Thank you lovely

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi, I’m Babs

I’m a lover of Christmas

I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family

I love you babs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi we are Doughnut and Danish, we were here as singles for many years and, met for a date from an old thread and got together six years ago and have a joint one now .

We always love the forums as it's where we met, so will always be special to us.

D&D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all Gentleman by name, Gentleman by nature.

Realist who knows I'm just a small fish in a very large pond.

I swim adequately though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all I'm Em ..., so I may well be looking out for cake

Until then

mistletoe and be happy.

Nice introduction

...thank you

Your welcome

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m Babs

I’m a lover of Christmas

I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family

I love you babs xx "

You are the sweetest person

xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi, I’m Babs

I’m a lover of Christmas

I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family

I love you babs xx

You are the sweetest person

xxx"

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Hi I'm Sammi!

I vanished from here for like 4 years, and the crowd has changed so I dunno who most of you are anymore!

I'm not very interesting though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi I'm Sammi!

I vanished from here for like 4 years, and the crowd has changed so I dunno who most of you are anymore!

I'm not very interesting though

Hello darling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear friends Fabbers and Forumites.

Golly its been yonks since i last posted a jolly thread , apart from the occasional Bore da ones.

There are simply heaps of new splendid people who have taken the plunge to join in the giggles , chuckles and mayhem that is our little corner of fab.

So i thought it would be a spiffing opertuinty to say hello to you all and introduce myself.

Then maybe you could join in chums .

Whether your new to the lounge or like me been here for ,gosh far too long ha ha

Tell us about yourself .

Ok this is jolly old me

Hello I am Taff

A senior Welsh chap, i can be annoyingly positive. I love the great outdoors . Out walking in the hills ans mountains or whizzing about on my bicycles.

Yes i am an older chap in lycra ha ha .

I adore nature ,books , music ans old films .

My turn ons are , positive people , kindness , chuckles oh and bicyles ha ha

Now its your turn "

Hi Taff's

Profile says all anyone need to know about me I'm also a professional lurker and a lover of cookies

Any questions anyone can ask me just don't ask to marry me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Sammi!

I vanished from here for like 4 years, and the crowd has changed so I dunno who most of you are anymore!

I'm not very interesting though

"
welcome back its good to see you back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone. I am Daniel.

I am a young anime nerd from South London. I like to cook, read and go out to socials.

I am still kind of new to this site so still trying to figure it all out. I am very new to the forums so please bear with me.

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Hi all I'm Alice, the short, curvy and ginger half of this delightful duo. I love vintage aesthetic, dancing and most of the time in a world of my own. Madhatter is a tall prime piece of Welsh beef (well I think so), he spends most of his spare time driving me crazy and is a secret geek deep down.

We use to be regular visitors in the forums but 2021 has seen us being distracted and kept busy by our non fab life.

Here for the giggles oh and to perv

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm midnight.. An increasingly infrequent forummer... But i like to dip in and out

My aim in life is to make people laugh and i try to have a positive outlook on life... I'm a radiator!

I'm sub, so my favourite thing is squirming and squealing at Daddy's feet

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Hiyaaa, bore da Taff, and everyone.

I’m not new to the forums but this is a fairly new profile. There are a lot of new faces around that I haven’t seen before. I try to stay on the positive side of the fence!

Looking for - rugged men, pretty ladies and kinky couples

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m David.

I like cake.

I like a strong cup of tea.

I support Arsenal, which I would ask you not to hold against me

Oh, I give great hugs and I’m a decent listener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiyaaa, bore da Taff, and everyone.

I’m not new to the forums but this is a fairly new profile. There are a lot of new faces around that I haven’t seen before. I try to stay on the positive side of the fence!

Looking for - rugged men, pretty ladies and kinky couples

Noswaith da actually….but I love the effort

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Hiyaaa, bore da Taff, and everyone.

I’m not new to the forums but this is a fairly new profile. There are a lot of new faces around that I haven’t seen before. I try to stay on the positive side of the fence!

Looking for - rugged men, pretty ladies and kinky couples

Noswaith da actually….but I love the effort

I’m ashamed! In my defence I’ve had a whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay here

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Hey all and long time no speak Taff.

Been around for years. Miss generally spends more time in the forums than me.

Met on here singles just over 6 years ago. Neither looking for more than fun but fell for each other.

I love cooking and football. She loves Rugby League and cheese.

Ideally looking for a straight couple for semi regular drinks out and fun. Love meeting up with old friends and making new ones.

I'd love a dog and we have 2 cats lol.

Jack

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hi all

I've been hanging out on the forums a few months now. I like flirting and laughing. Outside fab I love science fiction and fantasy books but will read most things and I love salsa dancing.

This is a couples account but you'll never find my husband on the forum, so I take full responsibility for all the bad taste jokes and naff comments I make

Nice to make your acquaintance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaz and Ruth.

We are an anglo/asian swinging couple . We don’t reside together. We play together and also as singles.

He is in the corporate world . She in teaching . Only been on the site for a few weeks. Most of our ‘encounters’ have been at clubs. Would love to expand our horizons to also meeting couples away from the club scene but so far that hasn’t materialised.

We reside in the SE.

He likes running and body weight training . She likes chocolate and walking her pooches.

We post on here every now and again and it’s nice to meet you all.

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Hey i'm Rich, currently in Chester.

Been here a few years on & off

Like a beer and a social

Love to chat, find out more about people

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m from London the land of electric scooters

I do you like a good sarcastic chat and a good few cheeky comment. But of course can do general knowledge

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm deano or Dean.. also respond to oi lol

Basically I'm just looking to make new friends and to explore this strange but wonderful side of life. You live once.. why not just go with the flow really

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm deano or Dean.. also respond to oi lol

Basically I'm just looking to make new friends and to explore this strange but wonderful side of life. You live once.. why not just go with the flow really "

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm an oldie in need of friends as I'm a bit of a loner. I'm not very good at keeping in touch with people. On the good side I'm a nice person most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So my ‘probation period’ is over and I can finally publish my first message on here.

I will start off with just a friendly ‘good morning’ to everyone on these forums.

Looking forward to getting to know you guys better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my ‘probation period’ is over and I can finally publish my first message on here.

I will start off with just a friendly ‘good morning’ to everyone on these forums.

Looking forward to getting to know you guys better. "

Good morning. Welcome to the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from up north, but originally Wales..

I'm a gobby cow with a heart of gold (if I do say so myself

)

Out here for filthy fun, laughs and not taking myself too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like penis and have an ass that won't quit. I'm also a sarcastic little knob but have a heart of gold that makes up for it

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By *itty Kat ABWoman
over a year ago

North Somerset

Hi I'm KittyKat, Katie to those who know me.

I can be found in the forums, at social events and clubs (sometimes found with a flogger or whip in hand... just a bit of flogging and teasing when all is said and done).

I like the more intimate side of swinging with select mature couples/singles and can't seem to resist a man who wears metalwork round his balls

Anyway, I have probably said far too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am BFGIH

Try to be a true gentleman, opening doors etc. Currently have a few bottles of single malt to keep me warm at night.

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