FabSwingers.com forum: what 4 items would you buy to make the cashier give you a funny look?

By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

your in the supermarket, and buy 4 items knowing the cashier will blush or give you one of those looks.

what are they..

how about

a large carrot,

bottle of lube

condoms

hemaroide cream

what would you buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bottle of wine

chocolates

flowers

condoms

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

we have sent a subbie out for

cucumber

lube

condoms

lads mag

wipes

tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

collar

lead

candles

pegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop"

i was thinking along the same lines, id enjoy that party...

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

nutella

marmite

rubber bands

tissues

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop"

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol"

alright then forget the eggs, icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large butternut squash

Turkey baster

Rubber gloves

Wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gloves

Rope

ski mask

shovel

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

alright then forget the eggs, icecream"

umm that sounds lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

Vaseline

Tissues

One directions new dvd

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

alright then forget the eggs, icecream

umm that sounds lush.

awesome, what flavour should i get?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop"

mmmmmmm bit of WAM play

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

alright then forget the eggs, icecream

umm that sounds lush.

awesome, what flavour should i get?"

umm strawberry please

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Condoms

Safety Pins

Pregnancy Test

Folic Acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rope, squirty cream, cucumber and ky jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laxatives, poo bags, lube and straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitchen knife

bin bags

gaffer tape

euro's

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Condoms

Safety Pins

Pregnancy Test

Folic Acid

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

alright then forget the eggs, icecream

umm that sounds lush.

awesome, what flavour should i get?

umm strawberry please

Would you like a flake with that?

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

night nurse

latex gloves

cucumber

laxatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The self service check out is the best option for us when we've got our array of phallic veg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did this at B n Q recently

Rope

Tie wraps

Gaffa tape

Bucket

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

the ex asked me to pick up a box of tampax for her and the guy asked me if id like to buy a lawnmower !!

i said why the fuck would i like to buy a lawnmower ??

well he said you weekends fucked !!

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

3 bottles of wine and a big bottle of lube

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

alright then forget the eggs, icecream

umm that sounds lush.

awesome, what flavour should i get?

umm strawberry please

Would you like a flake with that?"

please.. love to suck on something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloves

Rope

ski mask

shovel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pineapple

xtra large condoms

lube

plastic bedsheet

rotflmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worked at a motorway services years ago and had lorry drivers often buying these 3 items at the same time..

adult magazine..

condoms..

vaseline or baby oil..

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"3 dozens eggs, 10 pints of custard, a paddling pool and a mop

sounds like fun, except for the eggs lol

alright then forget the eggs, icecream

umm that sounds lush.

awesome, what flavour should i get?

umm strawberry please

Would you like a flake with that?

please.. love to suck on something

A 99 it is then.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Once bought an Erykah Badu CD, lingerie, lube and a bottle of champagne and the cashier in Asda asked if she could come home with me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did this at B n Q recently

Rope

Tie wraps

Gaffa tape

Bucket

and did you build a patio to cover the deed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laxatives, loo roll, condoms, sudocream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worked at a motorway services years ago and had lorry drivers often buying these 3 items at the same time..

adult magazine..

condoms..

vaseline or baby oil..

Did you inform them that vaseline and baby oil are not safe for use with latex condoms? I'd have loved to hear the answers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Heat

Lube

A marrow

Latex Gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Book on Divorce

A Box of Rat Poison

A Large roll of Polythene

A Shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin Beiber CD

Lube

Kitchen Knife

Weetabix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope

hammer

nails

S & M for Dummies book

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Rope

hammer

nails

S & M for Dummies book

though that was what 50 shades was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it dont matter what i buy they allways give me funny looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cucumber

condoms

chocolate spread

lube

lol

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Slightly off topic, but last saturday we were going to a party so stopped off at the supermarket for booze and a bite to eat. We ended up buying.... 2 packets of condoms, 3 bottles of vodka and 3 ready meals... That got us a strange look....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka

Star Wars Soundtrack

Darth Vadar Costume

Glow in the dark condoms

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A butternut squash.

A tube of KY Jelly.

Pair of marigolds.

A funnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin of morrisons beans

Loaf of morrisons bread

Pack of morrisons sausages

Bottle of morrisons brown sauce.

Sneak em into Asda and take em to check out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

3 boxes of chocolates and a box of Alli

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By *enuinetallstuMan
over a year ago

nr beauly

"Tin of morrisons beans

Loaf of morrisons bread

Pack of morrisons sausages

Bottle of morrisons brown sauce.

Sneak em into Asda and take em to check out"

LMAO

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

A wet 'n' dry Vax,

Lube,

A big pack of max-strength painkillers,

And a 'Thank you' card

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds

£80 worth of booze, £15 worth of condoms and lube and £25 of nappies, then when it's rung through the till look in your wallet, realise your £25 short and ditch the nappies!!! That should get a disapproving look!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

Lube

Carrot

Margaret thatchers autobiography

(Picture edition)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first time posters here

This takes us back. We were meeting a friend for a meal and then back to our hotel for a threesome

We called in to the local express supermarket to buy

box of condoms

three bottles of red wine

paracetamols

Rennies

as we paid, the cashier said

'Have a good evening'

What could we say to him but, 'We will'.

and we did ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hi

first time posters here

This takes us back. We were meeting a friend for a meal and then back to our hotel for a threesome

We called in to the local express supermarket to buy

box of condoms

three bottles of red wine

paracetamols

Rennies

as we paid, the cashier said

'Have a good evening'

What could we say to him but, 'We will'.

and we did ..."

Welcome and glad you had a grand evening.

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By *nzo sussexMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Condoms

Vaseline

Tissues

One directions new dvd

PMSL....that's made me laugh out loud, one direction Hahaha!

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