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Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot! | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat" Really? Oh  | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat" I’m not impressed by this either, it’s a party trick that’s good to show off, less good to enjoy . Unless that’s how you enjoy it most, no need to turn it into an endurance test… | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat Really? Oh "Yes it's true you women watch way to much porn.. | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat Really? Oh
Yes it's true you women watch way to much porn.. "I don’t watch porn lol. None that involves cocks anyway | |||
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"Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!" THIS! Ive never heard of a woman keeling over at her boob being gently nudged 
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We know you like certain positions, we know some can be awkward, but work with us here, holding ourselves up or being on our knees at the bottom is a lot of hard work even with breaks. Its a full body workout for us too no matter how big our muscles are and well conditioned we may be | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat Really? Oh "Forget this one, If she wants to then fill right up imho  | |||
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 doesn't mean im not a proper man
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat Really? Oh
Yes it's true you women watch way to much porn.. "Stop pushing our heads down onto it then
I've got a tiny mouth so can't fit much in there anyway | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat" Now that’s a lie as it’s nominal the guy trying to push my head down futher or face fuck me | |||
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"Ladies - just do as you are told! Theres a good girl...." Girls do as they are told.... Women do as they please x | |||
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"If you're intending to bite my ass, please don't bite too hard. The mark took ages to disappear and was throbbing for days lol "Damn I like a mouthful of ass | |||
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!"I only do that if they say they are into it before hand. Other wise I treat them with respect | |||
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"Ladies - just do as you are told! Theres a good girl.... Girls do as they are told.... Women do as they please x" So we don't get a say anymore?
LvM | |||
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"You are supposed to sucking that, you're not chewing a chop. " | |||
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"Ladies - just do as you are told! Theres a good girl.... Girls do as they are told.... Women do as they please x So we don't get a say anymore?
LvM"Every now and then | |||
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"Ladies, if you’re giving one of us uncut guys a blowjob, you do need to pull the foreskin back. If a frame of reference would help, next time I lick your clit I’ll do it through the duvet. "I sometimes wonder if that’s what guys do tbh  | |||
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"Ladies, if you’re giving one of us uncut guys a blowjob, you do need to pull the foreskin back. If a frame of reference would help, next time I lick your clit I’ll do it through the duvet. "We not pulling it back for your injoment we secretly pulling it back to check your clean and there’s no hidden suprices waiting under there ones it’s in or mouths | |||
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"When you do bread and butter to go with my morning fry up be sure to stack them butter to butter. Nothing worse than getting butter fingers whilst mopping up." No no no. | |||
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"Heres another one.. Ladies We know that sometimes you just want us to go faster so you put your hands on our hips to try control the pace, but sometimes we just want take it slow with you, enjoy the sensations and each moment. We do like to be passionate and sensual too. Sometimes we just to make love to you, not fuck you like rampant rabbits" This | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat " This, please dont go all deep throating & gagging  | |||
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"Ladies don't hide that one part of your body you hate. We won't hate it. Just whack it out. " Completely agree. We like you exactly the way you are otherwise we wouldn’t be naked with you  | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat This, please dont go all deep throating & gagging "Can you send the deepthroaty ones this way please?
LvM | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse "They are | |||
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"Ladies if you inadvertently let out a fanny fart - it’s fine; don’t be embarrassed as it’s natural. Having said that, do not on the other hand deny all ownership of it and instead insist it was ME who let rip " | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are"Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it? That’s very much like my bum hole that is…. | |||
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"Ladies - just do as you are told! Theres a good girl.... Girls do as they are told.... Women do as they please x" | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is…. "Washing up liquid Butter? | |||
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"Heres another one.. Ladies We know that sometimes you just want us to go faster so you put your hands on our hips to try control the pace, but sometimes we just want take it slow with you, enjoy the sensations and each moment. We do like to be passionate and sensual too. Sometimes we just to make love to you, not fuck you like rampant rabbits" I’d settle for the rampant rabbit treatment! | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?"No, Richard O'brien is always near. | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
No, Richard O'brien is always near." Playing his little flute no less | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
No, Richard O'brien is always near." | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?"Peter Duncan wasn’t so lucky: he put his arm in it and recoiled in agony shouting, ‘Spare me the madness!’ before Timothy Dalton had to put him out of his misery. Poor bugger. I did warn him to cut his finger nails though in fairness… | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive "  | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
Peter Duncan wasn’t so lucky: he put his arm in it and recoiled in agony shouting, ‘Spare me the madness!’ before Timothy Dalton had to put him out of his misery. Poor bugger. I did warn him to cut his finger nails though in fairness…"Were you the director | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive " Mmmm | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
Peter Duncan wasn’t so lucky: he put his arm in it and recoiled in agony shouting, ‘Spare me the madness!’ before Timothy Dalton had to put him out of his misery. Poor bugger. I did warn him to cut his finger nails though in fairness…
Were you the director
"I was; I told him to insert his arm in gently but he went in a bit too fast and caused me to suddenly clench…. | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive " But that’s so much fun | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
Peter Duncan wasn’t so lucky: he put his arm in it and recoiled in agony shouting, ‘Spare me the madness!’ before Timothy Dalton had to put him out of his misery. Poor bugger. I did warn him to cut his finger nails though in fairness…
Were you the director
I was; I told him to insert his arm in gently but he went in a bit too fast and caused me to suddenly clench…."Oh dear that's why you have sumet sticking out of your hole??? | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
Peter Duncan wasn’t so lucky: he put his arm in it and recoiled in agony shouting, ‘Spare me the madness!’ before Timothy Dalton had to put him out of his misery. Poor bugger. I did warn him to cut his finger nails though in fairness…
Were you the director
I was; I told him to insert his arm in gently but he went in a bit too fast and caused me to suddenly clench….
Oh dear that's why you have sumet sticking out of your hole???"It’s Peter Duncan’s right hand. I thought I’ve leave it in as a mark of respect | |||
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"Also, I love your long nails….but they ain’t going up my arse
They are
Do you remember the scene in Flash Gordon wherein our eponymous hero has to insert his arm into the stump with that scorpion like creature in it?
That’s very much like my bum hole that is….
Washing up liquid
Butter?
Peter Duncan wasn’t so lucky: he put his arm in it and recoiled in agony shouting, ‘Spare me the madness!’ before Timothy Dalton had to put him out of his misery. Poor bugger. I did warn him to cut his finger nails though in fairness…
Were you the director
I was; I told him to insert his arm in gently but he went in a bit too fast and caused me to suddenly clench….
Oh dear that's why you have sumet sticking out of your hole???
It’s Peter Duncan’s right hand. I thought I’ve leave it in as a mark of respect " | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun "Might be for you but just no | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no " | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no "You need to rest after? | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no
You need to rest after?"No keep going love it | |||
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat Really? Oh
Yes it's true you women watch way to much porn..
Stop pushing our heads down onto it then
I've got a tiny mouth so can't fit much in there anyway "^^ I say this all the time....and I'm not believed | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no
You need to rest after?
No keep going love it "Ok x | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!"Speak for yourself, some want them stepped on | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no
Come this way please nora "I don’t need asking twice
Now I’ve realised who you actually are | |||
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!
Speak for yourself, some want them stepped on "Not sure about being stepped on but squeezing, pulling and finger nails mmmmmmmmm | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive "Yes you | |||
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!
Speak for yourself, some want them stepped on
Not sure about being stepped on but squeezing, pulling and finger nails mmmmmmmmm"Oh and I'm loving some of the lubes that heat or cool are amazing | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun
Might be for you but just no
Come this way please nora
I don’t need asking twice
Now I’ve realised who you actually are " | |||
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"Heres another one.. Ladies We know that sometimes you just want us to go faster so you put your hands on our hips to try control the pace, but sometimes we just want take it slow with you, enjoy the sensations and each moment. We do like to be passionate and sensual too. Sometimes we just to make love to you, not fuck you like rampant rabbits" Totally agree with this. The faster I try to go on top, The tighter, closer and harder master holds me for slow grinding. I love when this happens. So frigging sexy.
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"Ladies there is literally no need to try and fit my whole penis in your mouth/throat Really? Oh
Yes it's true you women watch way to much porn..
Stop pushing our heads down onto it then
I've got a tiny mouth so can't fit much in there anyway
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I say this all the time....and I'm not believed "You should shut your mouth metaphoricaly speaking and get on with it | |||
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"No I won’t marry you because we exchanged a message once "Timewaster | |||
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!
Speak for yourself, some want them stepped on "Why did you put that image in my head  | |||
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!
Speak for yourself, some want them stepped on
Why did you put that image in my head "It’s not a good image at all | |||
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"Well the ladies have one so it's only fair we give them a few pointers
I'll start,
Don't be so rough with the balls, even an accidental gentle tap can hurt a lot!
Speak for yourself, some want them stepped on
Why did you put that image in my head "You're welcome! | |||
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"Do whatever you want to me. I’m not even arsed. " 6inch heels on the willy? | |||
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"Do whatever you want to me. I’m not even arsed. 6inch heels on the willy? " As long as it's not not down the willy | |||
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"Do whatever you want to me. I’m not even arsed. 6inch heels on the willy? As long as it's not not down the willy "Oooh yeh good idea! Throw a bit of that in aswell... Tren you up for this? | |||
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"No teeth touching the cock, ever. " Have you tried the local nursing home? that’s impossible for people with teeth! Unless you have a peperami penis? | |||
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"Do whatever you want to me. I’m not even arsed. 6inch heels on the willy? " 6 inch heels and I'm in. | |||
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"Do whatever you want to me. I’m not even arsed. 6inch heels on the willy? As long as it's not not down the willy
Oooh yeh good idea! Throw a bit of that in aswell... Tren you up for this? "Sorry. Someone hijacked my phone. | |||
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"Do whatever you want to me. I’m not even arsed. 6inch heels on the willy? As long as it's not not down the willy
Oooh yeh good idea! Throw a bit of that in aswell... Tren you up for this?
Sorry. Someone hijacked my phone. " I'll lick it after? | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to "
Who in the heck have you been meeting!? | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive
Yes you " | |||
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"After I have cum please for the love of god don’t keep going. It’s a little sensitive But that’s so much fun "So glad I'm not the only one who does this | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?" A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed…. 
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
"Sorry about that wont do it ever again | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again " | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
"It was pink and fat what did you expect me to sing | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
"I think that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever read on these forums
I can’t stop laughing!!! | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
I think that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever read on these forums
I can’t stop laughing!!!" | |||
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"A personal one: Please don’t bite and tug on my nipple ring; It’s for decorative purposes only "This is high up there. I have both done, love them aesthetically but that's as far as it goes. While a tongue brushing them is fine anything more just isn't the one haha | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
It was pink and fat what did you expect me to sing
" I would have accepted a Minnie Mouse or possibly Olive Oil from Popeye voice over…. | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
It was pink and fat what did you expect me to sing
I would have accepted a Minnie Mouse or possibly Olive Oil from Popeye voice over…. "That tiny | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
It was pink and fat what did you expect me to sing
I would have accepted a Minnie Mouse or possibly Olive Oil from Popeye voice over….
That tiny
" Er…..on second thoughts, better stick with Mr Blobby then ‘Blobby, Blobby!’ | |||
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"Another one: Ladies, please; the eye of my urethra is not a little mouth for you to play with whilst supplying squeaky pitched, comical voices to
Who in the heck have you been meeting!?
A good few years back, a lady did this with a Mr Blobby impression; ‘Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!’
I was left somewhat disturbed….
Sorry about that wont do it ever again
It was pink and fat what did you expect me to sing
I would have accepted a Minnie Mouse or possibly Olive Oil from Popeye voice over….
That tiny
Er…..on second thoughts, better stick with Mr Blobby then ‘Blobby, Blobby!’ " x | |||
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"As a thankful added note, no one has ever supplied Burt, my illustrious bumhole with a voice over yet… " Islands in the streams??? | |||
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"As a thankful added note, no one has ever supplied Burt, my illustrious bumhole with a voice over yet… Islands in the streams???" You wish to supply my Burt with the voice of Dolly Parton?! Hmmmm….kinky….I like it | |||
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"As a thankful added note, no one has ever supplied Burt, my illustrious bumhole with a voice over yet… Islands in the streams??? You wish to supply my Burt with the voice of Dolly Parton?! Hmmmm….kinky….I like it "I certainly do xx | |||
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"I think that based on this thread and the dos and don'ts, I'll just retire from sex "Me to not wrong x | |||
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"A personal one: Please don’t bite and tug on my nipple ring; It’s for decorative purposes only "I've bars in each of mine and I have to disagree. Not for decoration only.
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"Here’s another one: When masturbating me (which I do very much appreciate), please remember that you’re not clutching on tightly and for dear life like a motorbike handle. This is especially true when it comes to the point of orgasm as in squeezing so tight, you’re actually compressing my ‘orgasm’ from escaping…. "But I want you to come So I can sleep You take ages And my hand aches | |||
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"I think that based on this thread and the dos and don'ts, I'll just retire from sex "I know, all the best bits are forbidden | |||
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"I think that based on this thread and the dos and don'ts, I'll just retire from sex "Tragically it appears I already have. and it's nowt to do with this thread. | |||
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"I think that based on this thread and the dos and don'ts, I'll just retire from sex
I know, all the best bits are forbidden "Mr KC says I'm allowed to deep throat, to squeeze his balls and he's happy to kneel up or squish his nose up to my pubic bone for ages
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"Here’s another one: When masturbating me (which I do very much appreciate), please remember that you’re not clutching on tightly and for dear life like a motorbike handle. This is especially true when it comes to the point of orgasm as in squeezing so tight, you’re actually compressing my ‘orgasm’ from escaping….
But I want you to come
So I can sleep
You take ages
And my hand aches "I tell you what, you can set a timer on your watch; If I don’t cum by the allotted alarm, I’ll take over the shift | |||
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"Here’s another one: When masturbating me (which I do very much appreciate), please remember that you’re not clutching on tightly and for dear life like a motorbike handle. This is especially true when it comes to the point of orgasm as in squeezing so tight, you’re actually compressing my ‘orgasm’ from escaping….
But I want you to come
So I can sleep
You take ages
And my hand aches
I tell you what, you can set a timer on your watch; If I don’t cum by the allotted alarm, I’ll take over the shift "Thankyou xx | |||
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"I think that based on this thread and the dos and don'ts, I'll just retire from sex
I know, all the best bits are forbidden
Mr KC says I'm allowed to deep throat, to squeeze his balls and he's happy to kneel up or squish his nose up to my pubic bone for ages
Good news indeed "There is hope after all | |||
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"Speaking of hands jobs Ladies Please be mindful of us uncut guys that we are terrified of having our banjo strings snapped. When you give us a handy, always be aware not to pull down too hard when our foreskin is already fully retracted, a little lube will go a long way The thought alone is enough to induce phantom pains and makes me curl up into a ball and cry "Recommend avoiding sex in the backseat of a Vauxhall Corsa. Banjo string destroyer, they are | |||
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"Speaking of hands jobs Ladies Please be mindful of us uncut guys that we are terrified of having our banjo strings snapped. When you give us a handy, always be aware not to pull down too hard when our foreskin is already fully retracted, a little lube will go a long way The thought alone is enough to induce phantom pains and makes me curl up into a ball and cry
Recommend avoiding sex in the backseat of a Vauxhall Corsa. Banjo string destroyer, they are "Buahaha I OWN A VAUXHALL CORSA!!!
Had sex in the back of mine a couple times.. cant say i can remember having my banjo string pulled on though | |||
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"Speaking of hands jobs Ladies Please be mindful of us uncut guys that we are terrified of having our banjo strings snapped. When you give us a handy, always be aware not to pull down too hard when our foreskin is already fully retracted, a little lube will go a long way The thought alone is enough to induce phantom pains and makes me curl up into a ball and cry
Recommend avoiding sex in the backseat of a Vauxhall Corsa. Banjo string destroyer, they are
Buahaha I OWN A VAUXHALL CORSA!!!
Had sex in the back of mine a couple times.. cant say i can remember having my banjo string pulled on though"Mr KC remembers sex in the back of mine, we were 18. It ended in a bloody mess | |||
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"Speaking of hands jobs Ladies Please be mindful of us uncut guys that we are terrified of having our banjo strings snapped. When you give us a handy, always be aware not to pull down too hard when our foreskin is already fully retracted, a little lube will go a long way The thought alone is enough to induce phantom pains and makes me curl up into a ball and cry
Recommend avoiding sex in the backseat of a Vauxhall Corsa. Banjo string destroyer, they are
Buahaha I OWN A VAUXHALL CORSA!!!
Had sex in the back of mine a couple times.. cant say i can remember having my banjo string pulled on though
Mr KC remembers sex in the back of mine, we were 18. It ended in a bloody mess "The pain... the pain! | |||
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"Speaking of hands jobs Ladies Please be mindful of us uncut guys that we are terrified of having our banjo strings snapped. When you give us a handy, always be aware not to pull down too hard when our foreskin is already fully retracted, a little lube will go a long way The thought alone is enough to induce phantom pains and makes me curl up into a ball and cry
Recommend avoiding sex in the backseat of a Vauxhall Corsa. Banjo string destroyer, they are
Buahaha I OWN A VAUXHALL CORSA!!!
Had sex in the back of mine a couple times.. cant say i can remember having my banjo string pulled on though
Mr KC remembers sex in the back of mine, we were 18. It ended in a bloody mess
The pain... the pain! "I believe so, yes...... | |||
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" Ladies We know you like certain positions, we know some can be awkward, but work with us here, holding ourselves up or being on our knees at the bottom is a lot of hard work even with breaks. Its a full body workout for us too no matter how big our muscles are and well conditioned we may be" I really enjoy pegging but it’s given me a whole new level of respect for you guys. It’s bloody exhausting! V | |||
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" Ladies We know you like certain positions, we know some can be awkward, but work with us here, holding ourselves up or being on our knees at the bottom is a lot of hard work even with breaks. Its a full body workout for us too no matter how big our muscles are and well conditioned we may be I really enjoy pegging but it’s given me a whole new level of respect for you guys. It’s bloody exhausting! V" Don't forget, to ask for a breather! x Now imagine trying to maintain an erection as well. It's a three way juggling act. Controlling our orgasm, building up yours as well as doing press ups or aerobics, all at the same time. | |||
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" Don't forget, to ask for a breather! x Now imagine trying to maintain an erection as well. It's a three way juggling act. Controlling our orgasm, building up yours as well as doing press ups or aerobics, all at the same time." A breather? I need oxygen lol! The one good thing is I have a permanent erection in all colours and sizes | |||
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"I’m enjoying this thread. "Me too! I’m making notes!
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early " I had a girl try and wake me up once with a BJ I was well confused. | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early I had a girl try and wake me up once with a BJ I was well confused. " Is it not a pleasant surprise? I thought a man might like it | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early I had a girl try and wake me up once with a BJ I was well confused. Is it not a pleasant surprise? I thought a man might like it" most men probably do, but I was just confused as the night before didn't go down to well, and we both fell asleep | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early " Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. " Us men have the right to say no too! | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. Us men have the right to say no too!" Can you give consent when you are asleep? | |||
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"A personal one: Please don’t bite and tug on my nipple ring; It’s for decorative purposes only "Leave my nipples alone completely - I don't enjoy them being played with. | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. Us men have the right to say no too! Can you give consent when you are asleep? "Is that you Billy Ocean? | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. Us men have the right to say no too! Can you give consent when you are asleep? "No but I thought he was awake and was just playing, I stopped when I heard him snore!! | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. Us men have the right to say no too! Can you give consent when you are asleep?
No but I thought he was awake and was just playing, I stopped when I heard him snore!! "Ah yes - believing "he is tired and pretending to get me to do the work" till he snores, farts and turns over. At which point you flick him in the testicles and convince him it must have been a bed bug. He won't sleep properly for a week for fear of another 'bite', leaving you free to pondle at leisure. | |||
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"I knew a guy who loves to have his cock and balls bitten!!! I was always terrified I'd hurt him but the rougher I was the more he liked it. The current guy I'm playing with annoyed me the other day as I tried to wake him up with a blow job at 3am but he just snored through it - he woke up when I kicked him in the shin and pushed my bum back into him. I kind of turned into a sex pest I don't know why I woke up so horny so early Mrs regularly wakes me with one when she’s been out drinking with the girls. On occasion I haven’t woken up and she’s went to bed frustrated. I was just shattered that’s all and she took the huff. Us men have the right to say no too! Can you give consent when you are asleep?
No but I thought he was awake and was just playing, I stopped when I heard him snore!!
Ah yes - believing "he is tired and pretending to get me to do the work" till he snores, farts and turns over. At which point you flick him in the testicles and convince him it must have been a bed bug. He won't sleep properly for a week for fear of another 'bite', leaving you free to pondle at leisure. "That has made me laugh so hard I'm crying! Thank you | |||
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