FabSwingers.com forum: What do you really want for Christmas?

By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

Let’s just assume that we all want world peace, our respective families hale and hearty, an end to COVID, a change of political structure and Tom to embrace the shark in all its beauty….

…. What do YOU want for YOU? Now I’m not saying that Santa is a member of fab, but if he/she was and you got to whisper in his/her ear, what would you truly want for yourself?

I would like a new pair of riding breeches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get gangbanged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A year off work and a new duvet

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire

Ideally I’d like to be at Libs, but that’s not happening anytime soon lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Kelly Brook in stockings in my stocking

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"To get gangbanged

Santa themed? Another theme? Is it just an “ordinary” gangbang (is there such a thing as an ordinary gangbang?)

Do you have an ideal scenario in which this would play out? (You don’t have to answer, just me being nosey)

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A year off work and a new duvet

Do you know what Duvet you want, what’s the toggage?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh this might sound really erm... ridiculous but I saw an Aspinal woodland scarf and fell in love with it. One of those would be perfect for hair usage.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Time with family and friends.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I know what I want ...

I won't get it but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A year off work and a new duvet

Do you know what Duvet you want, what’s the toggage? "

A warm one whatever toggage a warm duvet is.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Ideally I’d like to be at Libs, but that’s not happening anytime soon lol "

Maybe in the new year?

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Kelly Brook in stockings in my stocking

. I like the ambition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole new wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to snuggle with now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A telescope.

Or Kym March bent over my kitchen table Christmas morning with a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get gangbanged

Santa themed? Another theme? Is it just an “ordinary” gangbang (is there such a thing as an ordinary gangbang?)

Do you have an ideal scenario in which this would play out? (You don’t have to answer, just me being nosey) "

Emmm now your putting me on the spot didn’t think that far head emmm

bukkake Gangbang

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Oh this might sound really erm... ridiculous but I saw an Aspinal woodland scarf and fell in love with it. One of those would be perfect for hair usage. "

Googled it, what a gorgeous work of art that is

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Time with family and friends."

I hear you on this one. I hope this comes to pass soon for you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morons to leave us the hell alone

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I know what I want ...

I won't get it but hey ho

Not giving Santa much to work with here chap

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

If as you say, all is good with the world and I'm with family, I honestly can't think of one thing that I really want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time off, for the past 23 years I've only had 25th and 26th off

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A really strappy leather outfit x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"If as you say, all is good with the world and I'm with family, I honestly can't think of one thing that I really want."

No! I've thought of something. I have a large, gorgeous wool rug from the 60's. It's threadbare and tatty around the edges and would cost the fortune I don't have to restore it.

Could Santa fix that for me please?

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Under bed restraints and some nipple clamps

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire

"Ideally I’d like to be at Libs, but that’s not happening anytime soon lol

Maybe in the new year? "

Yeah possibly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want for anything as in gifts.

However, I do want to not need to visit a shop or supermarket until after the new year. Plus I want my family to be well fed and for us all to relax together and have a laugh together. That will make me happy.

NBVN x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Some nice black trainers...I'm aware it's probably because I'm knocking on a bit, and also fussy, but I can't find any that I like in the shops, every time I look I make

that face and mutter something along the lines of not being seen dead in those monstrosities

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I'd rather like a new laptop, this one seems to have survived the suicide leap to the concrete floor a couple of weeks ago but I doubt it'll cope for much longer.

Ooh. And while we are at it, a Cricut Maker 3 please. And a Silhouette Cameo 4.

Thank you Santa

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kelly kettle. Still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want experiences not objects. I’d rather have a meal donated to a food bank than a gift this year.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Going away for Christmas, I don’t want it to be cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kelly kettle. Still. "

Borrow mine, I only used it twice in 3 years

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh this might sound really erm... ridiculous but I saw an Aspinal woodland scarf and fell in love with it. One of those would be perfect for hair usage.

Googled it, what a gorgeous work of art that is "

It's beautiful isn't it? That general aesthetic and the detailed art is so beautiful. I was going to go for the standard responses but I had a feeling you wanted more of an item. It's frivolous but lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kelly kettle. Still.

Borrow mine, I only used it twice in 3 years

I suspect If i ever get one it will be used that much too

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My car back after some numb nuts run into the back of me in snow other weekend come on audi pull your finger out

This a1 you have as a loan car is sxxt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow, I’d like snow for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow, I’d like snow for Christmas

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id like you for Christmas

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

From snow to kettles, wool rugs, cars fixed, laptops and an end to morons….

Look at all you lovely people asking for lovely things. I guess there was a deeper message in all of this, in that, you deserve something you want, I am sure we are all very kind people and make any number of sacrifices during the course of any given year. But you are allowed to want, you are allowed to think of yourself and perhaps more importantly you do deserve to be the recipient of your own, and others kindness.

I’m off to buy a new crop and some jodhpurs…. I feel I can do this because you lot have given me permission (in a roundabout way)

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m getting exactly what I want for Christmas…me and C are going on holiday for the first time

To not catch Covid beforehand would be very much appreciated

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I’m getting exactly what I want for Christmas…me and C are going on holiday for the first time

To not catch Covid beforehand would be very much appreciated

Keep up with the lateral flows and I will keep something crossed for you both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 50mm lens for my camera please Santa

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A 50mm lens for my camera please Santa

Nikon or canon? The right answer is of course Nikon

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A new bed. With a really fancy headboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful what you wish for. I've been making the same running joke for years that I want peace and quiet for Christmas. This year it's being granted and I don't want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 50mm lens for my camera please Santa

Nikon or canon? The right answer is of course Nikon "

Fuji

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A new bed. With a really fancy headboard"

I’ve got one in the shape of crusty the clown, fire-damaged stock, any good?

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A 50mm lens for my camera please Santa

Nikon or canon? The right answer is of course Nikon

Fuji"

I’ve spoken to Santa, he doesn’t understand “Fuji” and has asked you to reconsider

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Be careful what you wish for. I've been making the same running joke for years that I want peace and quiet for Christmas. This year it's being granted and I don't want it

Ah yes, well my friend, what you say is true, we should always be careful with our wants and desires. I hope that you find the noise and exuberance you desire over the festive period

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"A new bed. With a really fancy headboard

I’ve got one in the shape of crusty the clown, fire-damaged stock, any good? "

I’ll take it for now. Maybe it will be upgraded again next year.

Thank you Fab Santa.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

The building work to be finished on my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 50mm lens for my camera please Santa

Nikon or canon? The right answer is of course Nikon

Fuji

I’ve spoken to Santa, he doesn’t understand “Fuji” and has asked you to reconsider "

Sorry Santa, my mind is made up!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"The building work to be finished on my house. "

Well hopefully the builder-elves will speed up over the next few weeks

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Less video chat and actually meeting with close family. We had boxing day video meal last year with one of my brothers family. Went well but would have been nice to have had them around here.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The motivation to lose the weight I've put on and to have hope.

When you lose hope things seem pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The motivation to lose the weight I've put on and to have hope.

When you lose hope things seem pointless."

Come stay with me. I’ll feed you yummy food and when you go home you’ll be surprised you’ve lost weight.

We’ll have a right larf too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'm never going to get.

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I would love a ffm 3some but I know that will never happen so just a good fuck would be nice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The motivation to lose the weight I've put on and to have hope.

When you lose hope things seem pointless.

Come stay with me. I’ll feed you yummy food and when you go home you’ll be surprised you’ve lost weight.

We’ll have a right larf too

A healthy Xmas Elfy

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