FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, honest feedback!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess

Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.

I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

*gets notebook out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m in for this. This could be hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men

Stop trying to do intercourse like a sex machine on full speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't want your cum on my glasses. Neither on my eyelids but can't help aiming troubles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men stop trying to imataite that porn you watched some positions I can’t do or are just not comfortable

Let me take control off want positions we end up in

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Dear men,

They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting"

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Dear men, please don’t assume you can make me squirt simply by imitating a trench rammer in my vagina.

I like my internal organs the way they are. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting"

I don't know if beating your chest is a sexual act

but..please stop it. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men

Please stop being so rough with a clitoris. They are sensitive and will respond more if you didn't try to shove it back in the hood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suck life out of my clitoris. You aren't a dementor and my soul lies elsewhere.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting"

I don't know if beating your chest is a sexual act

but..please stop it. Thank you.

that sounds amazing though

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Don't suck life out of my clitoris. You aren't a dementor and my soul lies elsewhere. "
where??

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Keeping them coming! I mean, sounds like the above wouldn't keep anything coming, but you know what I mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting"

I don't know if beating your chest is a sexual act

but..please stop it. Thank you.

that sounds amazing though

Accompanied with a Tarzan whoop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't suck life out of my clitoris. You aren't a dementor and my soul lies elsewhere. where??"

Please collect clues from the lady wearing invisible cloak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have another one:

Stop rubbing it like your are scratching a lottery ticket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking notes

In between having a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you ladies ..this is hilarious ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking pussy. Just don't.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Not just men...

Women when giving blow job the f****** thing is attached..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men, stop treating our boobies like your own personal stress balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just men...

Women when giving blow job the f****** thing is attached.."

Damn it. I wanted a trophy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men, stop treating our boobies like your own personal stress balls

I like juggling testicles. It's very soothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself."

Grab my lipstick and make notes on my back

handy for the rest of the show

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh I have another.

Dear men,

Please don’t assume all ladies bum holes are open for business, just because you were let into the last one so easily, doesn’t mean you can just waltz into my bum hole without permission!

The security guard will let you know!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As lord and master of my domain, and sexual conquests, fuck all your whining! I’ll do what I bloody well damn please and you will be grateful for my attention. Be that boob mauling, clit sanding, glasses staining or jackhammering your cervix...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Not just men...

Women when giving blow job the f****** thing is attached..

Damn it. I wanted a trophy."

Well ok if you look me in the eyes and call me baby...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"As lord and master of my domain, and sexual conquests, fuck all your whining! I’ll do what I bloody well damn please and you will be grateful for my attention. Be that boob mauling, clit sanding, glasses staining or jackhammering your cervix...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men just because I dropped my knickers easily the first time dosent mean I am going to ever time

I was horny that time next time I may not be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself.

Grab my lipstick and make notes on my back

handy for the rest of the show

Possibly the greatest offer I had this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men,

They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try. "

It's not my fault. I wasn't tuning. I was looking for the volume. Labeling them would help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men

Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.

Thanking you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men

Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.

Thanking you!"

I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Dear men

Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.

Thanking you!

I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men,

They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try. "

The over 40's will understand there is à way of tuning and finding the right frequency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men

Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.

Thanking you!

I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself.

Grab my lipstick and make notes on my back

handy for the rest of the show

Possibly the greatest offer I had this year "

I'm that good. And it's December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gets notebook out*"

^ This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.

But that builds the anticipation

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting"

This! So much!

Where did the ‘gentle’ in ‘gentleman’ vanish to?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.

Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi

I am partial to a finger in the bum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Men

Don't even think about attempting to make me squirt, my body is not able too and no that is not a challenge to try it, it's not like milking a cow and no finger banging required. Just don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting"

This! So much!

Where did the ‘gentle’ in ‘gentleman’ vanish to?! "

I wish I had never made that hammer and chisel comment on a different thread.

Never ever held the 2 in my hands at the same time or it would be time to get worried

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Dear Men,

Nipples and clitoris for soft plays, kissing and licking only. Please don’t pinch or bite unless specifically get asked to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Men,

Nipples and clitoris for soft plays, kissing and licking only. Please don’t pinch or bite unless specifically get asked to

Totally this

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Dear Men,

Nipples and clitoris for soft plays, kissing and licking only. Please don’t pinch or bite unless specifically get asked to

and don’t rub the clit like you’re scratching a record like a dj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Men,

Nipples and clitoris for soft plays, kissing and licking only. Please don’t pinch or bite unless specifically get asked to

Guilty as charged

Never knew of any different way to treat a woman's body. Unless asked, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men,

They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try. "

This one ticked me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men,

I have a clit... Touch it.

The end.

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By *hilcccMan
over a year ago

West Lancashire

Brilliant post ??

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By *eardedtatMan
over a year ago

Wilt/Oxford/Berks/Glos

As a bloke I find it annoying when you see blokes dont take tops off or tuck them up when fucking from behind and they are concentrating on keep lifting it up than the actual act itself.

Mine always comes off or is tucked up so I can just fuck instead of managing my wardrobe lol

So does that bother women when blokes are constantly doing it ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a bloke I find it annoying when you see blokes dont take tops off or tuck them up when fucking from behind and they are concentrating on keep lifting it up than the actual act itself.

Mine always comes off or is tucked up so I can just fuck instead of managing my wardrobe lol

So does that bother women when blokes are constantly doing it ???"

I do find it weird, the amount of times I see a couple and she’s either naked or just lingerie, and he’s in a tee and jeans round his knees, seems the ultimate in how lazy/objectifying can you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men

Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.

Thanking you!

I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum.

You are so badass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a bloke I find it annoying when you see blokes dont take tops off or tuck them up when fucking from behind and they are concentrating on keep lifting it up than the actual act itself.

Mine always comes off or is tucked up so I can just fuck instead of managing my wardrobe lol

So does that bother women when blokes are constantly doing it ???"

It's a porn thing isn't it?

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

"Dear men

Stop trying to do intercourse like a sex machine on full speed "

This! The absolute worst.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Dr men can you stop using my clit like a joystick on your controller

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

When on top, don’t put your hands on my boobs and then lean on them with all your weight. It hurts and you can’t squish them back into my body or whatever it is that you’re trying to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Men, please stop thinking being dominant means I want you to slap my arse and call me a bitch

there is a hell of a lot more to it than that xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess

Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.

I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.

I love doing that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

funny thread

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Well that's that then, I'm all out of ideas in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess

Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.

I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.

I love doing that

Just stop.

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Dear Men,

Nipples and clitoris for soft plays, kissing and licking only. Please don’t pinch or bite unless specifically get asked to

Guilty as charged

Never knew of any different way to treat a woman's body. Unless asked, of course

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err.but!!!? Shagging for dummies! Its all in there!! I want my money back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking inside my ear.. your not a puppy pack it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men,

The socks can come off too.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Dear men, please don’t spit in your hand and rub my vagina to lube me up, if I’m dry it either means you’re not turning me on or I’ve had enough for the day

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Dear men. Can you please not cum as soon as we say we’re gonna cum as it can really spoil it sometimes

Many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men,

No, I won't take you to a club with me, if I'm brave enough to go on my own so are you.

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

Ooh when can we meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have another one:

Stop rubbing it like your are scratching a lottery ticket!"

that's hilarious and I can almost feel the mental image lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.

Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi

I am partial to a finger in the bum though

Don't tell them all to stop those things, I love a hard cock slapped on my engorged clit and being called a slut

We are all different I guess, at least we agree on a finger up the bum though haha

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.

Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi

I am partial to a finger in the bum though

Mmm I must admit I do like to slip a pinky in the bum whilst GENTLY sucking your swollen clit

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By *hilcccMan
over a year ago

West Lancashire

"I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess

Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.

I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.

Defo sweet enjoy them as much as the lady enjoys them being played with x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like men did a lot agaist the partner's will... We must respwct and give equality to them in sex also

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.

Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi

I am partial to a finger in the bum though

If asked to talk dirty during and I wasnt expecting it, don't go with 'most people hate you and your mums a bitch' (she wasn't did loads for homeless people) it can't be unsaid

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dear men,

They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dear men,

I have a clit... Touch it.

The end. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dear men,

The socks can come off too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear men,

The socks can come off too.

"
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Now come on!!! Lmao

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dear men

Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.

Thanking you!

I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear men.. Just because you've cum, it doesn't mean we are done.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Oh I have another.

Dear men,

Please don’t assume all ladies bum holes are open for business, just because you were let into the last one so easily, doesn’t mean you can just waltz into my bum hole without permission!

The security guard will let you know!"

I hear you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally the best thread! Ladies, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your order is my command!

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

Is calling out your own name when you cum acceptable or bad form?

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