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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i am in work on a nightshift in gwent and want to know your worst storys .. GO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Had a meet planned and just as I was about to set off to hers she messages and says

“I haven’t washed for a few days is that ok?”

Blocked. Deleted. Disgusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bought a whole chicken from Aldi and pierced the bag to find it had gone off.... oops wrong meat sorry

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up "

Who was it worse for? Taking notes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman once who didn’t have a clue what she was doing, her blowjob was Terrible her lips was just about sliding on my cock, we went to do doggy she got on all fours and her ass was so high up in the air I should of just stood up and fucked her, when we was standing up trying to fuck I told her bend over she just bent her neck down I was like wtf your husband is having the worst sex ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only bad ones are when they don’t show, there have been 3 in the past month - so technically not a meet

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By *hoenix CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northallerton

We have a few, pm if you want to know more..

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Nervous couples who get too d*unk or the female is only doing it to please the other half and not really into swinging

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

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Have you had any good meets lol

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

Have you had any good meets lol"

Ha ha yes… but this thread asked for the bad ones

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I booked a hotel for a long weekend, the most action I got was having a wank while he lay next to me playing candy crush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arranged to meet, turned up at the hotel only to find out it was bloke! he must've been sending someone else's pic..pretended I forgot forgot something in the car then bolted out of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

"

It’s ok to change your mind!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I booked a hotel for a long weekend, the most action I got was having a wank while he lay next to me playing candy crush."

At least the sex wasn't bad.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I booked a hotel for a long weekend, the most action I got was having a wank while he lay next to me playing candy crush.

At least the sex wasn't bad."

I used my rabbit so at least I got off, even if he did turn up the volume on his phone in a futile attempt to drown out the noise.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

It’s ok to change your mind!! x"

I’m just too nice I suppose. probably should of said no. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

It’s ok to change your mind!! x

I’m just too nice I suppose. probably should of said no. X

"

I’m assuming the sex was shite too?

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By *heKinkExplorerMan
over a year ago

leicester

Couple that came to our house started to argue half way through the act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a meet planned and just as I was about to set off to hers she messages and says

“I haven’t washed for a few days is that ok?”

Blocked. Deleted. Disgusted "

Whaaaaaat!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Couple turned up, she freaked out as I attempted to suck him. Bawling, crying, snot everywhere. Turned out he had coerced her to meet. It was awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please someone post a thread asking for tales of great times. Please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social that turned into a hotel stay. Both a little too much drink so fell asleep. I get woken up being roughly tossed around and groped but it felt more like he just didn't really have a clue. ..and that was it. Felt more beaten up than turned on tbh.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

It’s ok to change your mind!! x

I’m just too nice I suppose. probably should of said no. X

I’m assuming the sex was shite too? "

It felt like it went on forever.

It was ok. Wasn’t terrible, wasn’t great.

I had a couple of Gins before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a hotel room and the bloke didn’t even turn up…. We only arranged it the day before and we had already met for coffee the week before so he knew what I looked like.

Another one the bloke couldn’t get hard unless his hands were around my throat. He instantly lost it if hr took them away. Pretty sure he also faked orgasming to hide the fact he couldn’t maintain an erection.

Turned up at a different blokes house to realise I instantly didn’t like him and he wasn’t really my type but I kinda already said I’d have sex with him so I did. To make it worse the cheeky git threw my jeans at me as soon as sex was finished and asked what time I was leaving. Then when I was leaving he asked to see me again the next night.

It’s ok to change your mind!! x

I’m just too nice I suppose. probably should of said no. X

I’m assuming the sex was shite too?

It felt like it went on forever.

It was ok. Wasn’t terrible, wasn’t great.

I had a couple of Gins before "

Gin would make the worst of things bearable

I’m sure there will be more to come….or maybe now you’re more wise to these types….we all (well some) learn from our mistakes (usually)

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