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By *onb21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?"

Amen!! And it’s always a TINY screw. Like, what!? Why!?! My screwdrivers are all to big FFS!!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?"

Don't do it! Don't put any up!

Put yer feet up watch some good telly (if that's at all possible....?)

There are always better things to be doing any hoo ....

I've got 99 problems & decorations ain't one.

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By *onb21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?

Amen!! And it’s always a TINY screw. Like, what!? Why!?! My screwdrivers are all to big FFS!!"

Size matters, see.

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By *onb21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?

Don't do it! Don't put any up!

Put yer feet up watch some good telly (if that's at all possible....?)

There are always better things to be doing any hoo ....

I've got 99 problems & decorations ain't one. "

No Christmas cheer at all?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Really fast flashing outdoor lights, I cannot understand the point of them!

You want to celebrate christmas, go to a rave, what do you want?!

There's 5 houses down my street with them, and it's like I've just walked into a 90's Rave.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?

Don't do it! Don't put any up!

Put yer feet up watch some good telly (if that's at all possible....?)

There are always better things to be doing any hoo ....

I've got 99 problems & decorations ain't one.

No Christmas cheer at all?"

Nah. Don't do duvets.

Christmas cards I will do cos people have bought them from charity shops/organisations (well my friends/family do that!)

It's just another dsay for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in the middle of a planet wide climate change crisis and yet people insist on lighting up their houses like Blackpool illuminations, wasting goodness knows how much energy, and increasing the amount of carbon released into the atmosphere. WHY!!!!

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By *onb21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Really fast flashing outdoor lights, I cannot understand the point of them!

You want to celebrate christmas, go to a rave, what do you want?!

There's 5 houses down my street with them, and it's like I've just walked into a 90's Rave. "

Intolerable!

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By *onb21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We are in the middle of a planet wide climate change crisis and yet people insist on lighting up their houses like Blackpool illuminations, wasting goodness knows how much energy, and increasing the amount of carbon released into the atmosphere. WHY!!!!"

On the plus side, I can find the keyhole to my front door much easier.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Really fast flashing outdoor lights, I cannot understand the point of them!

You want to celebrate christmas, go to a rave, what do you want?!

There's 5 houses down my street with them, and it's like I've just walked into a 90's Rave. "

Numbers, 90 to 99 ?

The 90's rave

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

SW18 London

Nothing worse than a tacky house with flashing Christmas lights that look the like outside of an all you can eat Chinese buffet.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"We are in the middle of a planet wide climate change crisis and yet people insist on lighting up their houses like Blackpool illuminations, wasting goodness knows how much energy, and increasing the amount of carbon released into the atmosphere. WHY!!!!"

The end of life as we know it.

No more foreign holidays.

No leaving your house.

No going to a concert or away footie match.

No more xmas lights.

No more Jungle Celebrities.

Every single thing we do questioned for carbon footprint.

Drip fed by the media until we take it as the norm.

Disney's Wall-E film is the most prophetic movie of all time as we all turn into lard arsed stay home layabouts having everything delivered to us. Why can we not see this as a nation?

Life is only worth living for the enjoyable bits. Let's not fuck up what little joys we still have while we're allowed them.

Most xmas lights are LED now so only a fraction of the power tungsten bulbs used to pull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?

Amen!! And it’s always a TINY screw. Like, what!? Why!?! My screwdrivers are all to big FFS!!"

Elves made it

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"We are in the middle of a planet wide climate change crisis and yet people insist on lighting up their houses like Blackpool illuminations, wasting goodness knows how much energy, and increasing the amount of carbon released into the atmosphere. WHY!!!!"

With the jump in gas / electric monthly charge, I can't afford anything but the indoor tree lights.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Tinsel! I can't stand the stuff. Tinsel free zone at mine. I do have Santas washing line up, with mini peggs and his trousers all hung up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones with battery compartments that you need a screwdriver to get into. Just why?

And also, why do I always replace the screw instead of just leaving it out?

Amen!! And it’s always a TINY screw. Like, what!? Why!?! My screwdrivers are all to big FFS!!"

You need to keep the ones out of the Xmas crackers. They are ideal for this

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Balloons. Spend all that time blowing them up only to be unable to tie them up, and all your hard work gets passed over to someone else for them to tie, only they always let a bit of air out before doing the knot.

Gah!

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