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By *uby In Stockings OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

I love Monty Python, anyone got any favourite comedy lines???

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

From Python it's gotta be the Biggus Dickus scene in the palace..."He wanks as high as any in Wome"...

or

"No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition....."

Swedish Chemist Shop (Not the nine o'clock News)

Can I have a deodorant please?

Ball or Aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cured sir, bloody miracle,without so much as a by your leave!! Month Python rocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a very naughty boy . Gotta love Python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only fools and horses for me had it on this afternoon can watch it over and over and still makes me howl with laughter had the blow up doll episode this afternoon classic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Python it's gotta be the Biggus Dickus scene in the palace..."He wanks as high as any in Wome"...

"

The whole Biggus Dickus scene is amazing not just for the writing, but the TIMING more than anything, especially the bit right near the end:

'And YOU! Do you find it...WISIBLE?...When I say the name, BIGGUS...

...DICKUS?!!!'

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Four Candles - - -

No

Fork Handles

et al...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"From Python it's gotta be the Biggus Dickus scene in the palace..."He wanks as high as any in Wome"...

The whole Biggus Dickus scene is amazing not just for the writing, but the TIMING more than anything, especially the bit right near the end:

'And YOU! Do you find it...WISIBLE?...When I say the name, BIGGUS...

...DICKUS?!!!'

"

Yeah, and you can see that Palin is so near to corpsing himself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will be entering via the Augustus Caesar Memorial Sewer, which has just been retiled so war party - mind those swords!

...and then later in that scene they are fighting with a rival militant group when Brian says, "Brothers, we should be struggling together!" and is answered with, "We ARE struggling together!"

Then there is the "Welease Bwian" sketch, where a member of the crowd shouts, "He's a wapist!"

..and then the 'Crucifixion' sketch with the line of condemned queueing for their crosses. The guard asks, "Crucifixion? Yes? Good, out the back, one cross each." "ER, no, freedom actually. They said I've been a good boy and should be released." "Oh jolly good, off you go then," "Nah, I'm only pulling ya leg, it's crucifixion really! HAHAHA!"

I could go on and on, such a great film.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

One leg too few!!!

Cook: Mr Spiggott - you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.

Moore: Right.

Cook: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing - almost at once - that you are a one-legged person.

Moore: You noticed that?

Cook: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Absolutely genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Monty python I love the deja vu sketch. Goes on for ages.

I think newer comedy struggles to live up to the comedy greats of the previous millennium.

On of my favourites is from father Ted. When he is mixed up for being 'a racist. Every thing he does to disprove it. Just makes it appear worse.

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By *uby In Stockings OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle


"Four Candles - - -

No

Fork Handles

et al..."

Agreed Ring hun, that scetch just has me in stitches every time I see it,

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By *leurCouple
over a year ago

West Hull

"You started it"

"No we didn't"

"Yes you did. You invaded Poland"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't fight in here. This is the war room!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have the Romans done for us?

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy

Biggus dickus wanks high in wome

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I only said to blow the blooody doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minn... Minn...!! Put the cat out...

Why Henree...?

Coz I think its on fire...

*Gotta love the Goons...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love Monty Python, anyone got any favourite comedy lines??? "

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

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By *ardeninedenCouple
over a year ago

Hull

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By *ardeninedenCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Minn... Minn...!! Put the cat out...

Why Henree...?

Coz I think its on fire...

*Gotta love the Goons...* "

Ah yes the GOONS

"He's fallen in the water"

Happy days listening to a radio under the bedclothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike milligan doing the fresh fruit song

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother was a goat and your farther smelled of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the army officer who's had his leg sort of bitten, well off actually, in the meaning of life! yes woke up one sock too many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mother was a goat and your farther smelled of elderberries "

I thought she was a hamster!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she's got huge.....................tracts of land!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One leg too few!!!

Cook: Mr Spiggott - you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.

Moore: Right.

Cook: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing - almost at once - that you are a one-legged person.

Moore: You noticed that?

Cook: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively. "

Your right leg is perfect for the part. I have nothing against your right leg. The problem is, neither do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mother was a goat and your farther smelled of elderberries

I thought she was a hamster!! lol "

My mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Team America pure class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stacey in the shower, Nessa in the bath.

"Oh, Stacey. Will you come and do my back for me..."

(Pause perfectly timed for us all to wonder how erotic the next scene will be)

"... my razor's on the shelf"

The nation's erections wither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mitchel and webb dressed as nazi ss officers "hold on a minute, I think we're the badies!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.

Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...

Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.

Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris: I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were d*unk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spike milligan doing the fresh fruit song

Wolf

"

*Wagnerian Rasssssp... *

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

And now for something completely different.

"And now a precision display of bad temper"

"My goodness me! I'm in a bad temper today, two three! Damn, damn, two three! I am vexed and ratty, two three! And hopping mad!"

"Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"

"But it's my only line!"

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