FabSwingers.com forum: The Dark Arts

By *iaisonseeker OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's trite to say that the camera never lies but it can certainly tell half-truths... so will any women reveal their techniques for making their tits look so good in photos? Is it all camera angles, lighting and ice cubes on the nipples?

Do tell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just squish 'em together, mainly

I think mine look exactly like the pic (if I'm lying down, like in the avatar.....)

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Angles and squishing together.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s all about fighting gravity before the lens clicks. It’s bloody difficult

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lie down so they lift up from my knees, and squish together.

Gets a half reasonable result once in a while.

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Same way we make our dicks look massive

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Get naked. Take photo.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Lie down so they lift up from my knees, and squish together.

Gets a half reasonable result once in a while."

Mine just gravitate to my arm pits in a comedy blancmange fashion

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Angles and distancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angles and posture

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just FYI OP: the ice cube trick doesn't work for us guys

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about good angles and lighting. Arms up, shoulders back, breathe in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

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By *iaisonseeker OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Truly, there is wisdom on this thread.

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By *iaisonseeker OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Truly, there is wisdom on this thread."

And some cracking pairs too

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?! "

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulders back, almost like doing a shoulder press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there supposed to be technique?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count? "

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The lighting angle. Filters on camera to smooth complexion.

Squishing them together.

Tying rope around them.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Just find a better photo online, use that and hope no one notices

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

Think last time I tried the pencil test I managed to hold 15 pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI OP: the ice cube trick doesn't work for us guys

LvM"

Tightens the bean bag though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

Think last time I tried the pencil test I managed to hold 15 pencils

I spy a photo challenge!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

Think last time I tried the pencil test I managed to hold 15 pencils

I spy a photo challenge!!

Tempted to see if I can get a whole pencil case under there, eraser 'n' all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

Think last time I tried the pencil test I managed to hold 15 pencils

I spy a photo challenge!!

Tempted to see if I can get a whole pencil case under there, eraser 'n' all

I was going to go for a typewriter

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

Think last time I tried the pencil test I managed to hold 15 pencils

I spy a photo challenge!!

Tempted to see if I can get a whole pencil case under there, eraser 'n' all

Not my old metal tin one, far too cold tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angle, lighting, breasts can fluctuate in size because of menstrual cycles too.

Mine are aching atm, wish I could just chop them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same way we make our dicks look massive

By sticking 'em next to a Sky remote?!

I can hide one under my boobs, does that count?

Yes. Mine fail the Pencil Test in epic style too

Think last time I tried the pencil test I managed to hold 15 pencils

I spy a photo challenge!!

Tempted to see if I can get a whole pencil case under there, eraser 'n' all

I was going to go for a typewriter

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By *iaisonseeker OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just FYI OP: the ice cube trick doesn't work for us guys

LvM

Tightens the bean bag though

Is that more aesthetically pleasing than danglies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI OP: the ice cube trick doesn't work for us guys

LvM

Tightens the bean bag though

Is that more aesthetically pleasing than danglies?

Gives a visual inch, at least

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just FYI OP: the ice cube trick doesn't work for us guys

LvM

Tightens the bean bag though

Is that more aesthetically pleasing than danglies?

Gives a visual inch, at least

Not a Fab inch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just FYI OP: the ice cube trick doesn't work for us guys

LvM

Tightens the bean bag though

Is that more aesthetically pleasing than danglies?

Gives a visual inch, at least

Not a Fab inch? "

You could be right there, a 'fab inch'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same way i make my pecs look bigger *nervously laughs*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Same way i make my pecs look bigger *nervously laughs*

Padded balcony bra?!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Do Wonderbra's still exist? Or are they all in landfill's somewhere?

I don't need one - just had a stray thought.....

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"It's trite to say that the camera never lies but it can certainly tell half-truths... so will any women reveal their techniques for making their tits look so good in photos? Is it all camera angles, lighting and ice cubes on the nipples?

Do tell

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tits don't need techniques to look good, they look good enough already

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do Wonderbra's still exist? Or are they all in landfill's somewhere?

I don't need one - just had a stray thought.....

They exist, but only for the small to medium titted. They don't do Wonderbra in a G cup

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Do Wonderbra's still exist? Or are they all in landfill's somewhere?

I don't need one - just had a stray thought.....

They exist, but only for the small to medium titted. They don't do Wonderbra in a G cup

yeah, I bet they don't do chicken fillets in a "G" either....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do Wonderbra's still exist? Or are they all in landfill's somewhere?

I don't need one - just had a stray thought.....

They exist, but only for the small to medium titted. They don't do Wonderbra in a G cup

yeah, I bet they don't do chicken fillets in a "G" either....

Some of we 'G' would benefit from ANYTHING that hoiks the damn things back up! Fuck gravity!

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