FabSwingers.com forum: How do you start a conversation

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening all . I usually say how's things always have. One of my mates opener is how's it hanging . What is your opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello."

Hello sir, how do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'day cobber

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have one, usually when a conversation starts its related to something, profile, pictures, a particular forum thread or a post thats on one. 2 of my current ongoing convos are a result of taking part in the forum games and theyve just carried on into other topics

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Hello."

Yeah, but that Hello has to be said in your best Leslie Phillips voice.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hello.

Yeah, but that Hello has to be said in your best Leslie Phillips voice. "
Leslie Phillips great character

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

None of those open a conversation to me...

Ask a question, answer questions posed in profiles, come up with something that makes someone want to reply.

I get 50+ messages a day asking 'how I am' in varying forms, it doesn't make me inclined to respond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello sir, how do you do? "

I'm very well, thank you for asking. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G'day cobber"

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya

Hello.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Forsooth fine sir/madam; Thou art looking verily salubrious on this most splendid day.’

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"‘Forsooth fine sir/madam; Thou art looking verily salubrious on this most splendid day.’ "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Greetings

I bring you tidings of great joy. Tesco have a buy one get one free offer on mince pies.”

And I don’t even work for Tesco’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Greetings

I bring you tidings of great joy. Tesco have a buy one get one free offer on mince pies.”

And I don’t even work for Tesco’s.

Ooh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Greetings

I bring you tidings of great joy. Tesco have a buy one get one free offer on mince pies.”

And I don’t even work for Tesco’s.

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello sir, how do you do?

I'm very well, thank you for asking. How are you?"

Hi Jim liking the hat

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"“Greetings

I bring you tidings of great joy. Tesco have a buy one get one free offer on mince pies.”

And I don’t even work for Tesco’s.

Hello."

Greetings Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello sir, how do you do?

I'm very well, thank you for asking. How are you?

Hi Jim liking the hat

Thank you and hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free now?

Hello.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What do you think of this? *Pulls dick out*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/12/21 18:43:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free now?

Hello."

Hello Jim from my little friend and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free now?

Hello.

Hello Jim from my little friend and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello sir, how do you do?

I'm very well, thank you for asking. How are you?

Hi Jim liking the hat

Thank you and hello.

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think of this? *Pulls dick out*

LvM"

Hello.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Hello, Salute, It's me, Your Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello sir, how do you do?

I'm very well, thank you for asking. How are you?

Hi Jim liking the hat

Thank you and hello.

Hello

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What do you think of this? *Pulls dick out*

LvM

Hello."

Fuck... I've never got this far

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, Salute, It's me, Your Duke of Hazzard. "

Yee-ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello.

Hello sir, how do you do?

I'm very well, thank you for asking. How are you?

Hi Jim liking the hat

Thank you and hello.

Hello

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think of this? *Pulls dick out*

LvM

Hello.

Fuck... I've never got this far

LvM"

Don't worry, Lorenzo. I've done this before.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What do you think of this? *Pulls dick out*

LvM

Hello.

Fuck... I've never got this far

LvM

Don't worry, Lorenzo. I've done this before."

Jimsus take the wheel

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think of this? *Pulls dick out*

LvM

Hello.

Fuck... I've never got this far

LvM

Don't worry, Lorenzo. I've done this before.

Jimsus take the wheel

LvM"

*Puts on the driving gloves*

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Hello, Salute, It's me, Your Duke of Hazzard.

Yee-ha!"

howdy

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"“Greetings

I bring you tidings of great joy. Tesco have a buy one get one free offer on mince pies.”

And I don’t even work for Tesco’s.

But are they three grand a packet ….. or 2 pence with a club card ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great set of tits"

"When u free to fuck"

Paraphrasing today's themes

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"“Greetings

I bring you tidings of great joy. Tesco have a buy one get one free offer on mince pies.”

And I don’t even work for Tesco’s.

But are they three grand a packet ….. or 2 pence with a club card ? "

For you, 2p

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yo.

How's it hanging is one I use regularly.

A simple Good morning/afternoon often does the trick.

I despise being asked how I am when people clearly don't have the time to listen to any answer other than "not bad". I also despise the reply "not bad"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Wotcha

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

In real life - i would say - hi - is your number 07……. When they say no - i say prove it !!

never worked but to be fair I don’t have a line or ice breaker I say the first thing to come into my head xx pretty much like on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are we doing ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Faf? "

It's never worked. Not even when I text my husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow a quid please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wotcha "

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Faf?

It's never worked. Not even when I text my husband. "

Hello.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I just keep it casual and do a 40 minute interpretive dance to express my greetings

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Bore Da!

Alright how’s it going? Tidy.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I just keep it casual and do a 40 minute interpretive dance to express my greetings "
pmsl at this - we have to meet and you have to say hello like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the real world, my hair seems an ice breaker/ conversation starter.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Hope you don’t mind me asking, but if you had to choose, which breast would you like me to look at when I speak to you?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hiya

Hello."

Hiya Jim hope life treating you well

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