FabSwingers.com forum: If you could ban one thing that is legal

By *iker boy 69 OP Man
over a year ago

midlands

What would it be. Mine would be horse racing without any question.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Cars. Drivers are dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social media, facebook, twitter, snapchat etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Social media, facebook, twitter, snapchat etc. "

Instagram !!!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Definitely social media, I dread my kids growing up in this shit storm of fake perfection

or cyclists at a push... Hahahah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying fireworks without a pyrotechnics license.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Gambling, worse than drugs sometimes

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Marty Whelan or Marty Morrisey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drive who do not use indicators…. They should be banned

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Reality shows, ...inane drivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coldplay.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Mopeds and CBT.

I cannot stress this enough, as a full license holder & riding full fat 1000cc sports bikes, the amount of learner riders & moped riders that shouldn’t have been signed off from training is ridiculous.

A few times over the summer I’ve nearly been taken out by them because they don’t think the rules of the road, or their survival, matter to them.

Wait until you’re 24, do the full test and then see how you get on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanctimonious cyclists who are road users when it suits them and pavement users when I’m a pedestrian!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gambling, worse than drugs sometimes"

Got to agree with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caravans being towed in daylight hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Online gambling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Crocs"

Why do Crocs have holes in them?

So that your dignity can escape.

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I'd ban complaining. That and people who want to ban things that other people enjoy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs

Why do Crocs have holes in them?

So that your dignity can escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line."

Are you for real!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Alcohol

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line."

Can people not have a say in their children and grand childrens future ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line.

Are you for real!! "

It does make sense.

Particularly when they are voting on issues that will seriously affect the next generation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 2 metre rule should be made legal, no one comes nearer without permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line.

Are you for real!!

It does make sense.

Particularly when they are voting on issues that will seriously affect the next generation. "

When I get there I will happily auction my vote to the highest bidder..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact you can buy it now, or take out a subscription..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line.

Are you for real!!

It does make sense.

Particularly when they are voting on issues that will seriously affect the next generation. "

No actually it does not

Instead of shooing the elderly away

Society can learn from them

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Passive aggressive emails...

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Buying fireworks without a pyrotechnics license. "

For sure, it seems some people have nothing better to than let fireworks in every opportunity they get. The odd licenced display is fine. They are a nuisance, can be dangerous and not forget the distress to animals.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Getting d*unk. Causes more problems, illness, nhs unnecessary resource than anything else that can be leagally ingested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric Scooters, full stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Daily Mail.

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"People who drive who do not use indicators…. They should be banned"

This really fucks me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ban the Grand National but not racing in general, but would have tighter control on races and Greyhound racing too. A sad fact of racing is that horses are broken in and ridden hard by the time they are 2 years old. Horses, any horse is not equipped with proper skeletons until they are around 4 years of age. They are also still growing. Flat racing is undertaken by these babies, but point to point racing (Grand National) the horses are older and have been allowed to mature. Generally around 7 years

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Celery

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By *6996Man
over a year ago

Weston Super Mare

Mainly BMW drivers.

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"Sanctimonious cyclists who are road users when it suits them and pavement users when I’m a pedestrian!!!"

This

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Any more Harry Potter

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs"

Love my crocs, can’t live (or walk) without them!

LONG LIVE CROCS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mopeds and CBT.

A few times over the summer I’ve nearly been taken out by them because they don’t think the rules of the road, or their survival, matter to them.

Wait until you’re 24, do the full test and then see how you get on. "

Tbf i could say the same about people who only do 20 miles a year on a bike and only appear when the weather is nice and hot. The amount of 20ish year olds that turn up on brand new bikes and in nike Tshirts and trackies around here is crazy.

As somone who used to commute 100 ish miles a day on a CBT then moved onto a full lisence I would argue i am a better rider than any mong thats just done their DA and jumping on a 600cc+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The creepy child beauty pageant shows.

Wrong on so many levels baffles me why they even started in the first place.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line."

I beg to differ

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Alcohol

As this creates more problems and the government gains massively in profit leaving or resources to pick up the pieces and smoking...

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By *panking masterMan
over a year ago

Washington

"What would it be. Mine would be horse racing without any question."
sky and the other money sucking leeches,, they have spoilt all sport on telly

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By *lipmeuk2019Man
over a year ago

swansea

Everyone who’s posted above, jeez lighten up, covid has been bad enough now you want to ban things.

I love towing my caravan in the day, not indicating, push bike hanging of the back on route to have a couple of pints while the kids go around on e-scooters. Might even have a little online flutter if my mates posted a tip on facetwit

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Drive thoughs.

People who are to lazy to get out of there cars n think it is acceptable to drive when holding hot coffee

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By *ucianpoundCouple
over a year ago

Cap d’Agde, France

Fast Food!

Obesity is responsible for more deaths than smoking or alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cyclists who go to the front of a queue at traffic lights…why? You slow the whole queue - just stay behind the car you stopped at

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Marriage

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Drive thoughs.

People who are to lazy to get out of there cars n think it is acceptable to drive when holding hot coffee "

I would hope one uses the cup holder in their car and only indulge when they are safely parked

They certainly helped during lockown

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

So basically everything then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The acquisition of wealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Football

Don't say such a thing or you'll be deleted from my hotlist!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

"Crocs"

Expecially Crocs over socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football

Don't say such a thing or you'll be deleted from my hotlist!"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Celery?

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line.

Are you for real!!

It does make sense.

Particularly when they are voting on issues that will seriously affect the next generation.

No actually it does not

Instead of shooing the elderly away

Society can learn from them"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery? "

Of all the things you could have chosen, you came up with celery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The acquisition of wealth

U mean inheritance?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Left hand drive foreign HGVs ... with foreign drivers who just drive in flip flops

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Parallel Parking

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"People who drive who do not use indicators…. They should be banned"

Be fair, BMWs, Mercs, Audis and VWs don't have indicators anymore

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line."

Wow, you don't know any 70 years olds I take it.

Many of them live for another 20 years and they pay tax just like anyone else. Double taxed in fact.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd like to ban stupidity please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shops being open on Boxing Day

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Religion "

Yes this, most wars would end overnight especially if money was banned as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to ban stupidity please

I agree but I’m not comfortable with mass genocide

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd like to ban stupidity please

I agree but I’m not comfortable with mass genocide

True

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sunday shopping, I think there should be a day off for families to be a family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advertising.

I hate ads!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Celery?

Of all the things you could have chosen, you came up with celery?

It’s a bit evil it is

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I'd like to ban stupidity please

Unfortunately that epidemic is completely out of control and no face masks or hand sanitizer will make it go away. I suppose we will just have to live with it

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’d definitely ban smoking.

So sad that some good friends of mine smoke a lot of cigarettes. I’ve seen it kill my mum (it’s a bloody awful death) and I dread seeing it kill them too.

50% of smokers die of smoking related illnesses - and they ‘gift’ toxic smoke to anyone near them.

I’ve honestly no idea why it’s still legal.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Free speech. People should have to apply to be able to express their opinions.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Free speech. People should have to apply to be able to express their opinions."

Shush.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cyclists.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Free speech. People should have to apply to be able to express their opinions."

Hitler, is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Free speech. People should have to apply to be able to express their opinions.

Hitler, is that you?

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians. "

There's technically already a law for this, it just never gets enforced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians.

There's technically already a law for this, it just never gets enforced."

Is there? That's it, as of tomorrow I'm making citizens arrests!

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By *alfstallionOldMan
over a year ago

Richmond

"Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians. "

Wowzers you are smokin!

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By *aughtyJonny23Man
over a year ago

Corby/Kettering

"Celery

Yes, finally someone with a proper suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians.

Wowzers you are soakin!

Ftfy

...and thanks!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

That breathy-eating thing some people do

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

Godstone

Tobacco products, would make giving up easier but screw the Treasury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cigarettes, I've never smoked but I personally think tobacco corporations are evil.

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By *alfstallionOldMan
over a year ago

Richmond

"Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians.

Wowzers you are soakin!

Ftfy

...and thanks! "

Dammit spellcheck didn't even realise, but it kinda turned out as a decent pun haha

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By *lex199169Man
over a year ago

tamworth

The photo pout

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line."

My 96 year old gran would have your guts for garters for that one

I would ban so many things...

Drivers who are oblivious to their surroundings and the rules of the road.

Cigarettes

Reality TV

Stoned / DRunk people

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By *alfstallionOldMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Vaccines.............

I'm joking!!!

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Football

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Divorce honestly why spread the misery on too someone else it was chosen by the two so live by the marriage vows and come up with a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men making laws about womens bodies.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Ring pulls that snap off a tin. Yes I know I have a can opener but when I want spaghetti hoops I want them now.

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Face masks.

I am deaf and read lips. Sick of begging people to take their masks of so I can understand what they are saying.

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By *ools1964Man
over a year ago

Swadlincote

Religion.

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Fireworks for sale to the masses, the unwashed, plebs, and the public.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"What would it be. Mine would be horse racing without any question."

Horse racing? Do explain old chap as I think you have alot to learn about the sport, but I'm all ears.

Then judging by the username biker boy we can start a knew thread on let's ban bikes!! I'm on nights so bear with I rise about 4pm to get back

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Political correctness!.....It's gone ridiculous how you have to watch every word you say for fear of offending some muppet.

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Happy hour. There's nothing happy about this hour or any other.

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By *Mr MercuryMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Can we ban kids?

No?

Just because you love your crotch goblins, doesn't mean the rest of us should have to put up with them.

Ok, ok. Kids on flights then? Adult only flights would be amazing. Hell, Id pay extra for that luxury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake profiles and Sydney university warnings.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Men rights only fair since women had to fight for theirs

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Alcohol.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The p

igate combustion of fossil fuels: coal, gas, shale reserves, etc.

We are currently wrecking this planet at an exponential rate, and China's plan to burn its entire coal reserves is insanity manifested.

India is not far behind.

It has taken 4.5 billion years for the earth to get to this point; within the blink of an eye in geological and cosmological terms, we could wreck this unique habitat within 500 years.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"What would it be. Mine would be horse racing without any question."

Absoulutley agree with this! So called "sport" just cruel for mans greed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the horse sit on the jockies back, see how far he gets.

Little fuckers..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"People voting after 70, it's not your future on the line."

Got to agree with this one 2! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Alcohol."

And this one for sure! Ruins lifes and not just the drinker! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CBT trained motorcyclists (L platers) absolute menaces with zero road decorum

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ohh yes a few I agree with here fireworks shd b totally banned and pig headed car drivers shd b made to ride a cycle for a couple of days as part of their test x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Alarm clocks

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Alarm clocks

I feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Alarm clocks

I feel your pain. "

...especially when it's still dark!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo tops, cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, horse racing,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise of any description.

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By *otfoot377Man
over a year ago

Chingford

Chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to ban stupidity please

Nooo. No-one would laugh at me when I walk into a lamp post.

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By *iker boy 69 OP Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Let the horse sit on the jockies back, see how far he gets.

Little fuckers.."

Or when a jockey get injured, do what they do to the horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let the horse sit on the jockies back, see how far he gets.

Little fuckers..

Or when a jockey get injured, do what they do to the horses"

Leave them be.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Arrogance.

Speeding.

Impatience.

And the internet.

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

People on public transport that listen to their music on their smartphones without using headphones.

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By *iker boy 69 OP Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Let the horse sit on the jockies back, see how far he gets.

Little fuckers..

Or when a jockey get injured, do what they do to the horses

Leave them be."

Leave who be

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"What would it be. Mine would be horse racing without any question.

Horse racing? Do explain old chap as I think you have alot to learn about the sport, but I'm all ears.

Then judging by the username biker boy we can start a knew thread on let's ban bikes!! I'm on nights so bear with I rise about 4pm to get back

I'd say there's a pretty big difference between riding machine and riding an animal, where you have to hit it to move forward.

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By *iker boy 69 OP Man
over a year ago

midlands

"What would it be. Mine would be horse racing without any question.

Horse racing? Do explain old chap as I think you have alot to learn about the sport, but I'm all ears.

Then judging by the username biker boy we can start a knew thread on let's ban bikes!! I'm on nights so bear with I rise about 4pm to get back

I'd say there's a pretty big difference between riding machine and riding an animal, where you have to hit it to move forward. "

Is that using the whip that doesnt hurt, but because it doesnt hurt they can only use it so many times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let the horse sit on the jockies back, see how far he gets.

Little fuckers..

Or when a jockey get injured, do what they do to the horses

Leave them be.

Leave who be"

Leave the horse's be.

And the greyhounds for that matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Marty Whelan or Marty Morrisey"

Poor Marty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we ban kids?

No?

Just because you love your crotch goblins, doesn't mean the rest of us should have to put up with them.

If we're doing child free flights can we also make them hen and stag party free, and only people who understand personal space and how to chew quietly allowed to fly too!

Ok, ok. Kids on flights then? Adult only flights would be amazing. Hell, Id pay extra for that luxury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speeding through big puddles and soaking all the poor pedestrians.

Wowzers you are soakin!

Ftfy

...and thanks!

Dammit spellcheck didn't even realise, but it kinda turned out as a decent pun haha"

Hilarious

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Certainly wouldn't want to be responsible for taking away anything for somebody who enjoys something different to myself I think we should possibly ban drugs being illegal.

Not for me but I believe legalising drugs would be cleaner and safer for Society.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cigarettes

Boxing without proper head protection

Nikki Minage

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

booze drugs tobacco

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Having children.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Wow, the fun police have had a great time in here........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson procreating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson procreating"

I was gonna say I’d ban Boris, but then he’s probably illegal anyway

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hoodies.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Wow, the fun police have had a great time in here........

Oh fun, that’s a good one. Ban it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The incorrect use of irony.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ban bad manners

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Tags on packaging which say pull here to open but then just come off in your hand!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sanctimonious

People who get up on their high horses over everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sanctimonious cyclists who are road users when it suits them and pavement users when I’m a pedestrian!!!"

Are other cyclists ok, or only sanctimonious ones on a pavement when it’s not convenient for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After current news - MPs spouting lies. They should be hooked up to a lie detector test everytime they speak to the public.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Smoking.

Sorry to be boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gambling would be an easy win, really not sure how anyone can possibly think they have the skills to predict how many corners in the 2nd half of a football match, and are willing to put money on that - huge con quite clearly. I know people who own, train and race horses, and it’s an entire sport built on scamming, every aspect of it is as bent as a 9 bob note

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Watching youtube videos on a smartphone in a toilet cubicle without earphones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching youtube videos on a smartphone in a toilet cubicle without earphones. "

Niche but good choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we ban kids?

No?

Just because you love your crotch goblins, doesn't mean the rest of us should have to put up with them.

Ok, ok. Kids on flights then? Adult only flights would be amazing. Hell, Id pay extra for that luxury.

It exists already, it’s called 1st class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson!!

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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Fast Food!

Obesity is responsible for more deaths than smoking or alcohol."
and both alcohol and smoking contribute to obesity ...

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

tory’s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tory’s! "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorcycles

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

And the internet."

Eh?... how would we all survive now?? More to the point, what would happen to Fab..??!

...back to carrier pigeons

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’d definitely ban smoking.

So sad that some good friends of mine smoke a lot of cigarettes. I’ve seen it kill my mum (it’s a bloody awful death) and I dread seeing it kill them too.

50% of smokers die of smoking related illnesses - and they ‘gift’ toxic smoke to anyone near them.

I’ve honestly no idea why it’s still legal. "

This.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Men making laws about womens bodies. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled onions

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Money. If this was banned everyone would be equal, no rich, no poor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After current news - MPs spouting lies. They should be hooked up to a lie detector test everytime they speak to the public. "

Parliamentary privilege. A law that allows you to slander/ say anything within the house of commons without any legal recourse. One example that springs to mind is when David Cameron referred to an associate of labour as a terrorist. (thereby insinuating that a particular labour politician was a terrorist sympathizer) Not only did the man in question have nothing to do with terrorism, he was actually a member of the Tory party. (One of Cameron's advisors probably told him to say that 5 minutes before he went in. Neither of them had done any basic research on the accusation.)

So yes, I'd ban Parliamentary privilege. If there's a building where someone should be bound by law to tell the truth, it's in there. It contributes to making the whole system a farce.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I’d definitely ban smoking.

So sad that some good friends of mine smoke a lot of cigarettes. I’ve seen it kill my mum (it’s a bloody awful death) and I dread seeing it kill them too.

50% of smokers die of smoking related illnesses - and they ‘gift’ toxic smoke to anyone near them.

I’ve honestly no idea why it’s still legal. "

One little word "tax". If the backward people who smoke want to stink, prop up the tax fund, keep my tax bill down and eventually die a very long and painfull death then let them crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advertising

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