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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you like Santa to bring you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know he’s not real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reason for living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 2 million quid I could retire early ...lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A magic pill to loose weight. But since that won't happen, there is nothing that I actually want for Christmas, gift wise.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perfume "

And underwear. And a new handbag. And some shoes. And a spa weekend. And a new coat.

Not much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuffin cos I don’t believe in the old bar steward. He forever ruined my life when he didn’t bring me a Snake mountain to go with my Castle Greyskull and He-Man action figure.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Well first it's Father Christmas as Santa is American, and id like a lump of coal and an orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me any famous chef to cook for me all day. Double him up as a naked waiter too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A z900rs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well first it's Father Christmas as Santa is American, and id like a lump of coal and an orange."

It's who ever you want him to be called , ho, ho , ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handsome man with warm hands. I’m bloody freezing

I guess an electric blanket would be a good substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well first it's Father Christmas as Santa is American, and id like a lump of coal and an orange."

In that case you should a call him Saint Nicholas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15M pounds would do me x for now

Thanks Santa!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15M pounds would do me x for now

Thanks Santa!! X "

Santa's a broke ass bitch, why do you think he uses reindeer to pull his sleigh and relies on ppl to leave out cookies and milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15M pounds would do me x for now

Thanks Santa!! X

Santa's a broke ass bitch, why do you think he uses reindeer to pull his sleigh and relies on ppl to leave out cookies and milk?

HEs just a tight bitch

he’s got pots of moneyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just himself- good with kids, generous with presents, likes animals, has a large load, a beard and is tall- result!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Just himself- good with kids, generous with presents, likes animals, has a large load, a beard and is tall- result!

What makes you think that he’s tall? He fits down a chimney and no one ever sees him, sounds pretty small to me!

He also only comes once a year…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15M pounds would do me x for now

Thanks Santa!! X

Santa's a broke ass bitch, why do you think he uses reindeer to pull his sleigh and relies on ppl to leave out cookies and milk?

HEs just a tight bitch

he’s got pots of moneyyyy"

You sure its not just Mrs Claus whos holding the money strings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just himself- good with kids, generous with presents, likes animals, has a large load, a beard and is tall- result!

That's me your describing!

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