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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, occasionally, instead of using a knife, I'll just pick the plate up and use the fork to scoop the last bit of dinner straight into my mouth. (Honestly, I'm such a catch. Why am I single again?)

What's your dirty habit...?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Turning fork upside down and eating peas. Only do that on my own though!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Lick the plate, only ever at home though, I'm always a lady in public

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink milk from the carton

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

"

Oh I love those ones, I use a cotton bud to fish those bad boys out.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a pub called the dirty habit in Kent ... near Ashford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

"

Dont say that! Youll make me horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You guys are weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 second rule. Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 second rule. Always "

I used to work in a well known freezer food outlet ...this was a company policy back then ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drink milk from the carton "

I do this with orange juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

"

You're ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drink milk from the carton

I do this with orange juice "

Yup!! Me

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Wiping my cock on the curtains when I'm done.

Mr Hayes.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I occasionally drip dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wacking my helmet against various saucepans to the rhythm of the 'Grangehill' themetune

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wacking my helmet against various saucepans to the rhythm of the 'Grangehill' themetune "

This has made me laugh. I pictured 'the sausage'. I need to get out more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I occasionally drip dry."

I'm so glad there wasn't a full stop after drip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drink milk from the carton

I do this with orange juice "

Dirty madam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wiping my cock on the curtains when I'm done.

Mr Hayes. "

You're lucky you don't have blinds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

"

First Finger Lobotomy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Digging for nose gold.

Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.

First Finger Lobotomy. "

You both paint a beautiful picture.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Snoring

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I lick my eyebrows…. Ladieees!!

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford


"Wiping my cock on the curtains when I'm done.

Mr Hayes.

You're lucky you don't have blinds. "

We do.... now

Mr Hayes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wiping my cock on the curtains when I'm done.

Mr Hayes.

You're lucky you don't have blinds.

We do.... now

Mr Hayes. "

You're made of sterner stuff than me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I lick my eyebrows…. Ladieees!! "

Better than licking other people's.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Eating cold beans from the tin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Eating cold beans from the tin "

I do that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating cold beans from the tin

I do that x"

Love cold beans from the tin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating cold beans from the tin

I do that x"

You two would have strange kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 second rule. Always

I used to work in a well known freezer food outlet ...this was a company policy back then ....lol"

Completely fair

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum. "

Well that’s… different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5 second rule. Always

I used to work in a well known freezer food outlet ...this was a company policy back then ....lol

Completely fair "

Yeah, absolutely no problem there. Move along nothing to see.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different."

The people with long hair will agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different."

I think we have a winner.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different.

The people with long hair will agree "

When you have your first wee after a shower

How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different.

The people with long hair will agree

When you have your first wee after a shower

How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!"

Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different.

The people with long hair will agree

When you have your first wee after a shower

How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!

Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!! "

Gives me a shiver and makes me go cold

A bit like the bogey yank I described earlier in the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different.

The people with long hair will agree

When you have your first wee after a shower

How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!

Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!! "

Well, everyday is a school day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.

Well that’s… different.

The people with long hair will agree

When you have your first wee after a shower

How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!

Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!!

Well, everyday is a school day. "

YES!!!! ON rare occasions I get them on my knob end. (Hairs)

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When I've done an onion gravy & eat all me food there's that lovely residual gravy left on the plate!

So, I get me 1st finger & scoop it up & lick my finger. I do it till it's gone too sometimes (yes I know how to live dangerously don't I?)

Is that dirty? I wouldn't do it in a restaurant. If I had company would I do it? NO!

At home - why does it matter....?

As for people who drink out of bottles/cartons.... I'd chase you round the garden with a heavy frying pan - good or bad weather!

I pick up colds quite easily - don't want a sore throat.

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