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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly, I've been back on for about two weeks now. I've fabbed quite a few pictures, looked at quite a few profiles. I've barely sent a message. I haven't been to any socials and I have no intention of meeting this side of Christmas. And I'm STILL not verified! What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You will be if you manage to make your rant longer

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the lack of FAF , Wuut babe, and you free now messages.

Have a word with yourself man.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm sure if you send lots of 'FAF' messages you will have the women queuing up. Come on man, what you playing at

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Its the lack of FAF , Wuut babe, and you free now messages.

Have a word with yourself man. "

Haha great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you slapped your dick onto a Sky remote yet?

No?

There’s the issue.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's obvious OP you haven't got 300 pics of your knob in your public pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, and thanks for your help. It looks like I've been missing the basics.

Would random capitalisation and completely ignoring punctuation help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulda gone for gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve not fabbed mine

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sorry, and thanks for your help. It looks like I've been missing the basics.

Would random capitalisation and completely ignoring punctuation help? "

Perhaps mention how the single men ruin it for all the genuine guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you slapped your dick onto a Sky remote yet?

No?

There’s the issue. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message couples but only address the female. Works every single time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is way too wordy. Us women like a man of few words, words that make our pussys twitch..

Fill in later.

Change that and your golden

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By *hyboy40cagedCouple
over a year ago

solihull

It’s very difficult to organise meet up we’re new to swinging we normally play separately seems an awful lot of time wasters on here

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Sorry, and thanks for your help. It looks like I've been missing the basics.

Would random capitalisation and completely ignoring punctuation help? "

You've got paragraphs

Too confusing... needs to be one huge chunk of text

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve not fabbed mine "

How remiss!? Fixed now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you slapped your dick onto a Sky remote yet?

No?

There’s the issue. "

Aarrgghh, I don't have sky.

I'm doomed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message couples but only address the female. Works every single time "

I do appreciate the perspective of a lady. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shoulda gone for gold. "

Typically, I'm always coming second.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You've got three pictures of your body and not a single dick pic, that's your problem. Bump those numbers up, double digits preferably and bonus points for putting it next to household objects for scale.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got three pictures of your body and not a single dick pic, that's your problem. Bump those numbers up, double digits preferably and bonus points for putting it next to household objects for scale.

LvM"

You're right, I do need to take more pictures. A couple of me in a suit, and then some in just underwear I think. Will that help?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Dick pic over the toilet, fill in later on profile text and a rant on your status of this site is crap, and numerous why won't anyone meet me threads and you'll be sweet and have them flocking to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he’s doing another fast and the furious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to add the words Genuine Discrete onto your profile, set your age prefs to 18-99 and imply that you’ll travel uk wide, no face pic required. Oh and change your profile name to HornySexMachine9”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick pic over the toilet, fill in later on profile text and a rant on your status of this site is crap, and numerous why won't anyone meet me threads and you'll be sweet and have them flocking to you "

I'll have to change my filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We mock these profiles but I always notice they’re verified

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious "

Lost me on this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to add the words Genuine Discrete onto your profile, set your age prefs to 18-99 and imply that you’ll travel uk wide, no face pic required. Oh and change your profile name to HornySexMachine9”"

You've made me snort laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious

Lost me on this one. "

Ludicrous The r and b guy turned actor form fast and the furious

It’s your title op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!

And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious

Lost me on this one.

Ludicrous The r and b guy turned actor form fast and the furious

It’s your title op

"

Ah, sorry I'm not down with kids. it makes sense now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!

And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile! "

Should I maybe say I don't like talking on the phone too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious

Lost me on this one.

Ludicrous The r and b guy turned actor form fast and the furious

It’s your title op

Ah, sorry I'm not down with kids. it makes sense now. "

It’s ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!

And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile!

Should I maybe say I don't like talking on the phone too? "

And that you don’t send face pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!

And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile!

Should I maybe say I don't like talking on the phone too?

And that you don’t send face pics "

I do though, it's just not pictures of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message couples but only address the female. Works every single time

I do appreciate the perspective of a lady. Thank you.

"

Well played sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message couples but only address the female. Works every single time

I do appreciate the perspective of a lady. Thank you.

Well played sir "

Thank you.

Tragically, I made myself laugh when I posted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole website is obviously a huge scam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The whole website is obviously a huge scam "

Yes! This! I can't believe I didn't see it before.

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