FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you still single

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give a stupid reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always another watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's always another watermelon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't share shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell like piss

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Because i'm a pain in my sassy ass! Haha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My dick is too big….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my toys are more important and insist they wear clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos i voluntarily stroll my ass into the friendzone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught right said Fred syndrome when I was young….. now ladies just find me intimidating…… and I cant go to Milan…New York or Japan…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Why was married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I shriek like a dying unicorn when I orgasm.

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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I stroke my cat too much

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I caught right said Fred syndrome when I was young….. now ladies just find me intimidating…… and I cant go to Milan…New York or Japan…..

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Hilarious! Nothing wrong with a baldy if that's what you mean? Or you too sexy for your shirt? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you can't marry sheep

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Because I shriek like a dying unicorn when I orgasm. "
omg jesus hilarious! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you can't marry sheep"

You need to go to Wales for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a cnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you can't marry sheep

You need to go to Wales for that. "

Ewe tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I caught right said Fred syndrome when I was young….. now ladies just find me intimidating…… and I cant go to Milan…New York or Japan…..

Hilarious! Nothing wrong with a baldy if that's what you mean? Or you too sexy for your shirt? Hahaha "

Too sexy for my shirt….. my flippin cat was also very put out!! Hahaha

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I can’t stop sending pictures of my cock next to a sky remote to women

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I caught right said Fred syndrome when I was young….. now ladies just find me intimidating…… and I cant go to Milan…New York or Japan…..

Hilarious! Nothing wrong with a baldy if that's what you mean? Or you too sexy for your shirt? Hahaha

Too sexy for my shirt….. my flippin cat was also very put out!! Hahaha

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Omg poor pussy it just wants a lick. Oh you too sexy for your shirt.

Hahaha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My invisible best friend also wonders about this

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I love lamp

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I can't fit anymore skeletons in my closet or under the floor boards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I’ve not told my Mrs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Because I see ghost's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of Max Branning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm too pure to have intimacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm too pure to have intimacy

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Because you can't marry sheep

You need to go to Wales for that. "

No!!! There’s more sheep in Cumbria than Wales.

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I’m still single because nobody likes the way I shoplift.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I leave the toilet seat up

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm not sure .. could be something to do with my name..

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Because nobody gets my love of cake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My pet hippo doesn't like people getting too close to me. All territorial innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I leave the toilet seat up"

I want a spring loaded toilet seat that only stays down when it's being sat on. Proper man cave stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet hippo doesn't like people getting too close to me. All territorial innit."

Hahaha i can actually imagine your diddy self standing on top of one shouting "heyah!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows

. I wish I knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am always the one before they get serious with someone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I got fu#£ed over once and never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a micro penis

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My pet hippo doesn't like people getting too close to me. All territorial innit.

Hahaha i can actually imagine your diddy self standing on top of one shouting "heyah!"

I'd give it a go!

I know they're all people eaty but I still wanna give one a face scrunch and big kiss on the snout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so attractive that every woman is intimidated by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet hippo doesn't like people getting too close to me. All territorial innit.

Hahaha i can actually imagine your diddy self standing on top of one shouting "heyah!"

I'd give it a go!

I know they're all people eaty but I still wanna give one a face scrunch and big kiss on the snout "

I bet you could stand up straight inside the mouth of one with it wide open

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My pet hippo doesn't like people getting too close to me. All territorial innit.

Hahaha i can actually imagine your diddy self standing on top of one shouting "heyah!"

I'd give it a go!

I know they're all people eaty but I still wanna give one a face scrunch and big kiss on the snout

I bet you could stand up straight inside the mouth of one with it wide open

Don't give me ideas!

I soooooo wanna try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentioning pegging in vanilla dating sites doesn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am always the one before they get serious with someone!

You too! I have the ability to restore women's faith in men so they go and find someone else that then shits on them after deceiving then for a while.

I'm the catalyst for catastrophe! Mine and theirs.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

I never stop whinging and moaning about the toilet seat not been left up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I won’t share my family size tiramisu with anyone

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By *homcatMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

council tax is cheaper ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pet hippo doesn't like people getting too close to me. All territorial innit.

Hahaha i can actually imagine your diddy self standing on top of one shouting "heyah!"

I'd give it a go!

I know they're all people eaty but I still wanna give one a face scrunch and big kiss on the snout

I bet you could stand up straight inside the mouth of one with it wide open

Don't give me ideas!

I soooooo wanna try"

Haha do it! Ill give you a biscuit if you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many amazing people on here, so many singles!

I’m not single, just here for the Banta, not meeting .. but if I WAS single it would be because I snore, and like pickled eggs.

Pickled eggs don’t like me.

Don’t light a match about 2 hours after I’ve had one unless you want the doors blown out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many amazing people on here, so many singles!

I’m not single, just here for the Banta, not meeting .. but if I WAS single it would be because I snore, and like pickled eggs.

Pickled eggs don’t like me.

Don’t light a match about 2 hours after I’ve had one unless you want the doors blown out..

Me - *lights match*

Nickerless - *blows up entire house*

Me - "youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors of!"

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I doubt anyone could put up with my wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People breathing near me annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there are more sheep in Cumbria than Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whales can't climb mountains but sheep can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I love saying

I’m a single Pringle ready to mingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My remote control wishes to stay penis free.

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Give a stupid reason

I don't want to even go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not but he has no idea he's with me. I've not told him yet.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Because luna wont let me have 9 wives

Mr Hayes.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There is actually only one of me in existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s called “laying low” till they stop searching for the body (bodies)…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because of Max Branning

The bastard.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Cos ive tried them all for size and none of them fit...bloody typical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too fussy and not pretty

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Not sure.

Oh yeah, because I want to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too fussy and not pretty "

Fussy - scares me lol

Not pretty - never

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

towcester

Because I'm married to my right hand and playing with my left hand lol

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Because my dog and cats say its better that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is simpler that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because Judy Dench dosnt care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am best consumed in moderation.

Double measures are a no-no then.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Because nobody else could love me the way I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think me being a flatearther puts people off and even though I've travelled the globe ?? spreading the word I've not found love yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I turn down at least 5 offers daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you can't marry sheep

You need to go to Wales for that. "

You leave my mother out of this

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Uncontrollable flatulence sometimes loud enough to frighten a police horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I prioritise wine gums over humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there's always someone better

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