FabSwingers.com forum: If you owned a racehorse what would you call it

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me VIVA RONALDO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me VIVA RONALDO

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she’s the fastest I’d call her . That or mo salah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

future glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d call it First Place.

Wins every time.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Four Legs Good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE SNAFFLER

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Nagging Doubt

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Anything seems to pass as a horse's name whenever I see them racing, so here are a couple of suggestions from me:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Let's see the commentators got their laughing gear round those during a race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon 2B you whoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy Talk or

Hoof Hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasty McHorseface

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Different gear in the rear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run bitch Runnnnn

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Fabwhingers lol

Depends on colour

White - cloud rider

Black - beauty

Brown/Chestnut - hot embers

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My face

So loads of spectators can shout ‘c’mon my face’ when cheering them on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Arse Is On Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face

So loads of spectators can shout ‘c’mon my face’ when cheering them on

Buahaha i like that one!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Frumpy Gucker

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Norfolk enchance which I think I might have heard someone else use but its still funny

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Three legged Joe (I picked the old nag up cheap from Dave down the pub)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norfolk-in-chance

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There were two horses in training called

Joe Blob and Mary Hinge they changed the rules for naming horses after that.

I’d go for

I’veforgottenthebloodyname just for the commentators

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fast Neddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco’s meal deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do own a race horse!

Well....a retired racehorse!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My face

So loads of spectators can shout ‘c’mon my face’ when cheering them on

I laughed a lot at that one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Glue Factory Dodger

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Dusty Carpet , takes some beating!! Or Ronseal , great over fences !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun Glika.

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Run Dobbin Run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st or dog food.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Dusty Carpet , takes some beating!! Or Ronseal , great over fences !! "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jezebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eileen, so I can shout c'mon Eileen

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Poppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit - it's the housewifes favourite.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Eileen, so I can shout c'mon Eileen"

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Rabbit - it's the housewifes favourite."

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Run bitch Runnnnn

i like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slute number 2

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Norfolk and Chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forest

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Isn't there a 15 letter limit on names?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't there a 15 letter limit on names?"

What a strange name for a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't there a 15 letter limit on names?

What a strange name for a horse

2 strange names in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll call mine ‘giddy up’

Just to amuse myself when the jockey is trying to stop shouting

“Whoa Giddy up”

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Norfolk and Chance"

I see what you did there!

I'm going for

Suffolk in Snow

(say it fast, I dare ya!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome Samson… ofah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaffs away

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Dobbin.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Ready Meal.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

First and last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afcknmoneypit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Boris’ Nutsack”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eileen, so I can shout c'mon Eileen

Cum on Eileen

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Suffolk 'n' Sloe.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I wouldnt have one such a cruel "sport" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creosote

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Eileen, so I can shout c'mon Eileen

Cum on Eileen

The next horse would have to be Gino.

Giii-noooo, Giii-noooo!

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By *asters_kittenCouple
over a year ago

Luton

Winalot...

Will earn their name one way or another. Hehe.

Kitten x x x

All complaints on a post card please. X x

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

No expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't there a 15 letter limit on names?"

No18characherlimit

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By *avartMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Happy Ending

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Wanker

So when it starts a race or gets ahead, the commentator can say "wanker's off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Mine

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Donkey dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallopy McGallopyFace

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Glue Factory Dodger"

Haribo potential?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quarter pounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would call it Some Horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the middle, or round the outside, and sit back and listen to the commentary

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Itstakenthelead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of money

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Neigh Chance.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Flogmelikeahorse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky Blinder

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

Fastest flaps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given my luck with horses I’d call it either:

Value Burgers

IKEA meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belladonna. We would jump the fence and ride off into the moonlight to become legends

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

James May

Beause it's so slow!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Frumpy Gucker

Or Porn Spammer?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"First Passed The Post" seems like a good one to me, if a little obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin annus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geronimo Sequencing

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

You can't have Hoof-harted as that one got kicked out.....

Bobs?

Then you would have Ballyotic's in 1st, followed by Definately Red and bob's on the outside ....

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

"Geronimo Sequencing"

Made me laff!

On thread - I have actually owned a few racehorses (although I didn't name them)

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Yuke Hunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ailieen

Mytits

Mice stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast and Furious with a large ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go for dontcha because dontcha wish your horsey was fast like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geronimo Sequencing"

Lol nice one!!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Little horsey and it would be a jump horse, so I could hear the commentary on it.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

My Lovely Horse

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

0U812

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedigree Chum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80085

Sh*t off a shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tails

“Tails has won by a head”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything seems to pass as a horse's name whenever I see them racing, so here are a couple of suggestions from me:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Let's see the commentators got their laughing gear round those during a race. "

Flat out Baader Meinhof illusion going on here. That is the second time in an hour I've read/heard that first quote about being in need of a wife

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Ailieen

Mytits

Mice stomach

Mife Ace

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

4 foot's ache

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Lightening or Trigger

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hawk Chasm

Squared Her

No Oars

Done Ho

To wars is

Know one

Faye frit

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Jet

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Tripod

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sparkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand it to be an actual race horse name but I love the sense of humour of the person who thought up "Hoof Hearted"

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Insider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Romping home

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Trotter

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

on here so a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Come on my Son '

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Tenure Rose Zachy Lowe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slug

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Isn't there a 15 letter limit on names?

What a strange name for a horse

2 strange names in a row"

3 weird names in a row

(this is getting ridiculous now.)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Pant 'o' Whores

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Paul Revere

(a Beasties Boys reference)

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Your Mum beeeeecause - (Insert Jockeys name) is riding Your Mum. OR (Insert Jockeys name) is pushing Your Mum hard to the finish line, etc, etc

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Your Mum beeeeecause - (Insert Jockeys name) is riding Your Mum. OR (Insert Jockeys name) is pushing Your Mum hard to the finish line, etc, etc"

Giving her a good whipping, riding her really hard and hanging on for dear life, I presume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whydidiwasteallthatmoneyonya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lana del Neigh

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

"Your Mum beeeeecause - (Insert Jockeys name) is riding Your Mum. OR (Insert Jockeys name) is pushing Your Mum hard to the finish line, etc, etc"

naughty!

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Antoneigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The favourite…

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lost his rider.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Carmen, that way, it'll sound like everybody is cheering my horse.

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By *winginggentMan
over a year ago

chingford

I always cum first -

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

East Hopped.

That'll sound scary over the speakers

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Glue stick

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sunday Driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago Robbie Fowler and other Liverpool players tried to name a horse Betty Swallocks. The jockey club said they couldn't accept this. They decided to call it 'Some Horse' instead, so they could hear the commentary 'Some Horse is out in front' true story

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By *ovelife8Man
over a year ago

Swindon

waystumuny

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Jay Trump.

The name has no connection at all with the former US president.

But the name is important to me for sentimental reasons, pertaining to 1965.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Mum beeeeecause - (Insert Jockeys name) is riding Your Mum. OR (Insert Jockeys name) is pushing Your Mum hard to the finish line, etc, etc

naughty! "

“You’re mum’s coming round the outside, jokename is riding her hard”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding donga

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Ironhorse

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

No more spikey hedges

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"No more spikey hedges "
a friend once asked me if horses in the grand national are geldings. I said I doubt you would get a horse to drag it’s balls over 1 spikey hedge let alone 32

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No more spikey hedges a friend once asked me if horses in the grand national are geldings. I said I doubt you would get a horse to drag it’s balls over 1 spikey hedge let alone 32"

Neiiiiiiiiigh!

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Neddy

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Trojan

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

C U Next Tuesday

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bullet Magnet.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Meet its baby … so they shout come on meet its baby !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help call an ambulance

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Waddock Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panting with excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedigree chum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar Stroke

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By *orkie_80Man
over a year ago

naughty town

Come first

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By *orkie_80Man
over a year ago

naughty town

Fast ass

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Drew peacock

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