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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What’s the biggest present you’ve ever wrapped or unwrapped.

For me it would have to be wrapping a mountain bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy think. It it would have been in a box so quite easy. Nothing like a mountain bike!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

I couldn’t find enough wrapping paper for my 23ft boat so had to pull the cover off

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"What’s the biggest present you’ve ever wrapped or unwrapped.

For me it would have to be wrapping a mountain bike. "

You should have just thrown a sheet over it.

Like I did with a fusball table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrapped a car, even with my terrible wrapping skills she managed to guess what it was

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Gaming chair for my son.

As far as one I've unwrapped, honestly can't remember so that tells me nothing of any scale other than not very big

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Gaming chair for my son.

As far as one I've unwrapped, honestly can't remember so that tells me nothing of any scale other than not very big "

Good things come in small packages apparently. A bit like my pants.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Unwrapped a pool table back in the day, very exciting when you're 12 years old!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM"

I have wrapped myself before because I’m a gift but the joke fell flat and I was the only one that found it funny

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM

I have wrapped myself before because I’m a gift but the joke fell flat and I was the only one that found it funny "

You’re far from flat

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM

I have wrapped myself before because I’m a gift but the joke fell flat and I was the only one that found it funny "

"Why is my gift giggling?"

If you could post yourself to ours I'm sure K will happily giggle along with you Jamie

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM

I have wrapped myself before because I’m a gift but the joke fell flat and I was the only one that found it funny

"Why is my gift giggling?"

If you could post yourself to ours I'm sure K will happily giggle along with you Jamie

LvM"

I’m going to wear a sloth onesie and wrap myself up. This is sure to work

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM

I have wrapped myself before because I’m a gift but the joke fell flat and I was the only one that found it funny

"Why is my gift giggling?"

If you could post yourself to ours I'm sure K will happily giggle along with you Jamie

LvM

I’m going to wear a sloth onesie and wrap myself up. This is sure to work "

Ooooh she would love that!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbike

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Wrapping up the boys bikes when they were younger. A mountain bike and a bmx, bloody awkward though

I will be unwrapping Madhatter on Christmas day morning (more unwrapping the duvet off him) so I would say that will be the biggest for me

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heck, over the years had to wrap some big ones for the children, toy kitchens, football gaming table, gaming chairs, pushbikes. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest to wrap was a scooter but would love to unwrap Liverpoolgirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis, changed my mind about the condom half way through.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A penis, changed my mind about the condom half way through."

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbike when I was 15 . Kawasaki kx 100

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I don't think I've wrapped or unwrapped any particularly big presents, all been smallish box shapes (easier to wrap too )

Though if there are any curvy ladies that wouldn't mind having K unwrap them, I'll happily do my best to put a bow on you

LvM

I have wrapped myself before because I’m a gift but the joke fell flat and I was the only one that found it funny

"Why is my gift giggling?"

If you could post yourself to ours I'm sure K will happily giggle along with you Jamie

LvM

I’m going to wear a sloth onesie and wrap myself up. This is sure to work "

I will be very disappointed if you are not giggling under my tree in a couple of weeks and no take backs

K

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My biggest as a child was a Playmobil Victorian house. My parents had left it out the way covered in a black plastic bin bag.

The biggest to wrap was a few years ago when I'd bought the kids a giant box of second hand Duplo. I covered it in a blanket and left a note from Santa explaining how he was sorry but he'd run out of wrapping paper. They totally believed it as well

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By *he SeductionistMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Has to be a new hopper for my old man to enable him to do the garden work he can’t reach …

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

The biggest I’ve ever wrapped & not for it’s size was a positive pregnancy test.

Size wise would have been something for the kids like a bike but I cheated & bought a bag for it

J x

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