FabSwingers.com forum: Would you shag Santa, or is he not your type?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I’d prefer Mrs Claus, although you don’t really see her much so not sure if I fancy her or not. I wonder what her tits are like?

Anyway, would YOU shag Santa?

Or if not what treats would you leave him instead to brighten up his evening when he comes down your chimney with his bulging sack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean with the amount of “Do you like beards” and “Dad-bod” threads on here I’d have thought he’d do quite well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already have done

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No, he has a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll explain that a little. My ex dressed as Santa as a surprise for me because I kept joking about having a Santa fetish. It was hot as fuck he made a very sexy Santa and they sex that followed was insane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, he has a beard. "

You’re more of a

person than

, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll explain that a little. My ex dressed as Santa as a surprise for me because I kept joking about having a Santa fetish. It was hot as fuck he made a very sexy Santa and they sex that followed was insane. "

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Was it a White Christmas!?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"No, he has a beard.

You’re more of a

person than

, then? "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't personally, not my bag. But I'd leave him some cheese and port, maybe some viagra for when he gets to next house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bang em both.

Ho-ho-holy stick it up ‘em.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I'd sit on his lap and see what came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me, but I’d happily do Mrs Claus while he and his elves watched

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me

Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.

Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.

I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.

Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me

Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.

Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.

I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.

Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me

Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.

Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.

I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.

Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard."

well until you properly understand the full reasons as to what brought Santa to cheat in the first place, it’s difficult to fully condemn. Maybe a cheeky BJ Granny?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

He’s so my type

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me

Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.

Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.

I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.

Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard.

I bet he's not even got an up to date CRB.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

There's a few sexy Mary Christmases around here that I'd love to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm

Sober probably not

Couple off JDS down my neck well I am anyones so probably would hop on for a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if he's carrying a big load in his sack and he stays away from my chimney.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

No I'm with OP on this no way would I shag Santa

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Much older, white hair and if he’s able to get those reindeer up he must be able to get anything up…so a definite yes from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been with a few Santas

… hold on, does that mean there is more than one? Have I been had (in more ways than one?!?)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Definitely not my type.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ho ho ho.

Mine comes off - so I can suit both preferences.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I'll take the naughty elf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remember - Santa comes but once a year!

But who with!?!

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By *meliacdxTV/TS
over a year ago

Here

Absolutely lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm I would mind sitting on Santa’s lap as I tell him what I want for Christmas in my short tight skirt he he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GROSS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair, with all that sherry at every house stop and all those mince pies, Santa’s going to be pissed and feeling a bit sick, isn’t he?

That might be a fetish for some, but he probably won’t be on his A-game. Probably a bit gropey and letchy by the time he reaches the UK.

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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

He came down my chimney last year!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He came down my chimney last year!"

This year he's cumming up your chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me

Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.

Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.

I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.

Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard."

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll pass, his beard looks like it'd tickle my balls a bit too much for me to full enjoy emptying my sack...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa from the Christmas chronicles yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa from the Christmas chronicles yes!

What about St Nickerless from Fab!?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

If he used just for men and trimmed that bad boy beard short then yes I'd bounce on his belly

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm totally shallow so if he makes it to page one of hotpics then definitely

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's lots of Mrs Christmases on her that look very shaggable

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Are we putting in requests???

One of each

, then, please?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

*Orders suit from Amazon.

See you soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure that would just ruin Christmas for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh can I request a santa outfit thread please?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Are we putting in requests???

One of each

, then, please?

Greedy sod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He only cums once a year and that's down the chimney..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there’s every innocent image I’ve ever had gone with one thread title,,,

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"He only cums once a year and that's down the chimney.."
leave the key outside and he'll cum up your back entrance

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

*Orders suit from Amazon.

See you soon. "

How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?

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By *hubbysissy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Penistone

Dad bod and a beard? Yes please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Are we putting in requests???

One of each

, then, please?

Greedy sod.

...Well you don't know until you try both

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

*Orders suit from Amazon.

See you soon.

How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?

I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take Mrs Santa's sister.

I'll be Bad Santa with that ho ho ho

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Are we putting in requests???

One of each

, then, please?

Greedy sod.

...Well you don't know until you try both

I'll bring my trimmer.

Then you can try both.

I know - I'm too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not.. but his elves? Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, with all that sherry at every house stop and all those mince pies, Santa’s going to be pissed and feeling a bit sick, isn’t he?

That might be a fetish for some, but he probably won’t be on his A-game. Probably a bit gropey and letchy by the time he reaches the UK. "

Pissed and desperate? I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair, with all that sherry at every house stop and all those mince pies, Santa’s going to be pissed and feeling a bit sick, isn’t he?

That might be a fetish for some, but he probably won’t be on his A-game. Probably a bit gropey and letchy by the time he reaches the UK.

Pissed and desperate? I'm in.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

*Orders suit from Amazon.

See you soon.

How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?

I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you. "

So, when Santa got stuck up my chimney, that was you?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

He has a full sack of course! So long he let's me play with his beard, I do love a nice beard to tickle. Hahaha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song 'I saw Mummy kissing Santa' didnt come out of nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooo

Need some mind bleach Babs!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs clause definitely especially if she looked like the hotwife I'm playing with at the moment

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

*Orders suit from Amazon.

See you soon.

How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?

I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you.

So, when Santa got stuck up my chimney, that was you? "
is that a euphemism?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone

*Orders suit from Amazon.

See you soon.

How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?

I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you.

So, when Santa got stuck up my chimney, that was you? is that a euphemism? "

Absofuckinglutely

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