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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do u call a budgie that's been ran over by a lawn mower

Shredded tweet

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over a year ago

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By *ired_upMan
over a year ago

ashton

Let us know when they start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road ?

It got stuck in a crack

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.

"Ah, hell," says the genie:

"What do you want?"

The ginger says:

"I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold."

The genie looks at him and says:

"Don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else."

So the ginger says:

"I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour."

The genie says: "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"

I'm a ginger BTW...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.

"Ah, hell," says the genie:

"What do you want?"

The ginger says:

"I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold."

The genie looks at him and says:

"Don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else."

So the ginger says:

"I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour."

The genie says: "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"

I'm a ginger BTW...

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg

What’s the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on!

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By *lex199169Man
over a year ago

tamworth

How high is a China man

How low is his sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this dream I was floating about in a pool full of orange sticky sweet liquid.

Then I woke up and realised it was just a fanta sea….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say “Hey you, get off of my cloud” and a Scotsman says “Hey Mcloud, get off of my ewe.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had this dream I was floating about in a pool full of orange sticky sweet liquid.

Then I woke up and realised it was just a fanta sea…."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.....

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I know a transvestite who lives in the North West..

She has a Wigan address..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

A vicar a priest and a rabbit walk into a pub - the barman says - I think theres been a typo!!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What do you get a Scandinavian for Xmas?

Whatever you can a fjord..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What don’t Buddhists take pictures of?

No self-ies of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Premier League Referees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O’Shea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did Yoda say when Starwars came out in 4k?

HDMI.

Here all week...

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

What's ET short for?

Because he got little leg's.

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

Best thing about a blow job from the wife is the ten minutes silence

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