FabSwingers.com forum: How do you ruin a date in 5 seconds

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pick your nose and pull out a slimey big one and try to flick it across the room only to struggle detaching it from your finger

Date RUINED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat bacon, eggs and beans for lunch.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm... you looked prettier in your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pick your nose and pull out a slimey big one and try to flick it across the room only to struggle detaching it from your finger

Date RUINED."

Are you could just try to eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 seconds…..why wait so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart"

That one!!

But it has to be loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning up lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Have a nosebleed all over her

LvM

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Step out of the shade so she can see you clearly.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fart

That one!!

But it has to be loud

Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a nosebleed all over her

LvM"

Sounds like youre speaking from experience there LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I don't drink"

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Just say to them

You could ha e made an effort

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up!

Damn it I was going to say that…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

""Oh I don't drink""

I don't

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have a nosebleed all over her

LvM

Sounds like youre speaking from experience there LvM

No idea what you mean

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do it in less.

Not turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk out the loo with your skirt hitched in your knickers and a long line of bog roll following you cos it’s attached to your shoe

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

When I get up and leave when his wife phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh I don't drink"

I don't "

Neither do I, but it does feel like not drinking = boring

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

"Turn up!

this.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

""Oh I don't drink"

I don't

Neither do I, but it does feel like not drinking = boring"

Drink can make it

Embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up!

this."
let off a silent but violent fart

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Change faces

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have a nosebleed all over her

LvM"

I didn't know our first fab meet was a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a nosebleed all over her

LvM

I didn't know our first fab meet was a date

My my the plot thickens

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

On arrival...

I cant stay long, got to go home to feed the cat

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Geting annoyed because the first date plan had changed. If you are with the right person, any type of first date should be enough. Just for the record I did plan on a meal for a first date and then changed it to a drink. She was upset seconds after getting into my car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat bacon, eggs and beans for lunch. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

Explain that you have wet yourself because you're just nervous. But that it will be fun for them as your nursemaid, cleaning you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my ex/mum/sister..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burp obnoxiously.. my fanny would be out the door before I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m sorry I’m late, my cat forgot her house keys, but it’s okay she’s got them now, isn’t that right mittens…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your phone out & reply to message from a dating app

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Halitosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but im far to good looking to be seen out in public with you so can you walk a few paces behind me .

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By *eddonMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Get droped off for the date by your ma

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