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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

As there's currently a thread in the Swingers Chat room asking men to stop using plumbing euphemisms for sex, I put it to you Fabbers to provide alternate trades and terms to laying some pipe.

For the betterment of sexting everywhere

LvM

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Post-holing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash the front and back door in

Come to service your box

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Quantity Surveyor

Providing an estimate to make good all existing structural defects.

I'm not sure I've got the hang of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT

probing for a hole in the firewall.

One hole, multiple dongles.

Blocking the port.

route a pipe to the right socket.

Fix it and fuck off.

Dump the ram to disk.

Just wiggle it up and down a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robbing you blind.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Carpenters greasing up before pegging a hole...

Lumberjacks splitting a groin...

Brickies closing your throat around their pipe (well... the throat of your chimney anyway!)

Bob

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