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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I've just been conversing with an old Fab friend, complete with videos, pictures and voice messages but it was all a flop, no matter what we said or technique I used, tripe is THE most disgusting thing I've ever eaten.

What random topics do you chat about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a tripe site.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"It's not a tripe site. "

Is that where I went wrong?

Blast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a discussion recently with someone, about the annoyingly irritating habits of the supermarket shopper who mistakes the store for a social club.

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By *ake and ScribbleCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Had a discussion recently with someone, about the annoyingly irritating habits of the supermarket shopper who mistakes the store for a social club."

Standing in the middle of an aisle, trolly at a stupid angle and the resulting scowl if they are interrupted?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

The first rule of tripe club is, you do not talk about tripe club!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should have consulted Tripeadvisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a discussion recently with someone, about the annoyingly irritating habits of the supermarket shopper who mistakes the store for a social club.

Standing in the middle of an aisle, trolly at a stupid angle and the resulting scowl if they are interrupted?"

I work in retail management and could fill a forum just about this….. especially after the last 18 months or so and now Christmas…..

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Should have consulted Tripeadvisor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have consulted Tripeadvisor"

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Had a discussion recently with someone, about the annoyingly irritating habits of the supermarket shopper who mistakes the store for a social club.

Standing in the middle of an aisle, trolly at a stupid angle and the resulting scowl if they are interrupted?

I work in retail management and could fill a forum just about this….. especially after the last 18 months or so and now Christmas….."

I work on the shop floor, part of my job is the (timed) picking

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh god I chat some shit. With one of my chat-mates I've discussed the role of organised crime in nut theft, cars, naumachiae, Elvis impersonators, cocktails, politics, art, kink, childhoods - conversations tend to meander.

I'm the same in real life though, I'll talk about any old bollocks.

I'm not good at the sexy talk, so my chats tend to be chatty, not sexy.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Oh god I chat some shit. With one of my chat-mates I've discussed the role of organised crime in nut theft, cars, naumachiae, Elvis impersonators, cocktails, politics, art, kink, childhoods - conversations tend to meander.

I'm the same in real life though, I'll talk about any old bollocks.

I'm not good at the sexy talk, so my chats tend to be chatty, not sexy."

Did you say 'nut theft?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Oh god I chat some shit. With one of my chat-mates I've discussed the role of organised crime in nut theft, cars, naumachiae, Elvis impersonators, cocktails, politics, art, kink, childhoods - conversations tend to meander.

I'm the same in real life though, I'll talk about any old bollocks.

I'm not good at the sexy talk, so my chats tend to be chatty, not sexy.

Did you say 'nut theft?

"

I did! It's huge business, everyone should make sure their nuts are secure.

It genuinely is big business, truly. I had to give fingerprints and a retina scan at a walnut processing plant in 2019 to prove I wasn't a member of an Armenian nut-heist gang.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I had to give fingerprints and a retina scan at a walnut processing plant in 2019 to prove I wasn't a member of an Armenian nut-heist gang."

Isn't there something on Netflix about this?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Should have consulted Tripeadvisor"

This wins the internet today

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I had to give fingerprints and a retina scan at a walnut processing plant in 2019 to prove I wasn't a member of an Armenian nut-heist gang.

Isn't there something on Netflix about this? "

If there isn't, there should be!

Nut Jobs, coming to a screen near you. It writes itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently talking about cheese.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oh god I chat some shit. With one of my chat-mates I've discussed the role of organised crime in nut theft, cars, naumachiae, Elvis impersonators, cocktails, politics, art, kink, childhoods - conversations tend to meander.

I'm the same in real life though, I'll talk about any old bollocks.

I'm not good at the sexy talk, so my chats tend to be chatty, not sexy.

Did you say 'nut theft?

I did! It's huge business, everyone should make sure their nuts are secure.

It genuinely is big business, truly. I had to give fingerprints and a retina scan at a walnut processing plant in 2019 to prove I wasn't a member of an Armenian nut-heist gang."

I wondered why our Armenian neighbour was giving me funny looks , she was obviously eyeing up my nuts.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Oh god I chat some shit. With one of my chat-mates I've discussed the role of organised crime in nut theft, cars, naumachiae, Elvis impersonators, cocktails, politics, art, kink, childhoods - conversations tend to meander.

I'm the same in real life though, I'll talk about any old bollocks.

I'm not good at the sexy talk, so my chats tend to be chatty, not sexy.

Did you say 'nut theft?

I did! It's huge business, everyone should make sure their nuts are secure.

It genuinely is big business, truly. I had to give fingerprints and a retina scan at a walnut processing plant in 2019 to prove I wasn't a member of an Armenian nut-heist gang.

I wondered why our Armenian neighbour was giving me funny looks , she was obviously eyeing up my nuts. "

Make sure they're secure, you just never know!

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