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Naughty Elf on the Shelf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I decided that I would do elf on the shelf at work to cheer up colleagues who have had a very tough 2 years. We are a social care organisation and charity.

Each day I send a picture, a wee story and a fitting tune to go with it.

I'm going in today to stage some photos (day off so not wasting company time before anyone gets grumpy)

My question is how sadistic is too sadistic.

I've got grated Kevin the carrot, melted snowmen with hairdryer and then glitter snow angels, chopped up ginger bread men.. Any other ideas?

I'm actually leaving in January so not worried about being sacked ha ha

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Do a picture of a large present, well-wrapped with a bow on it with the word 'Expectation' on it

Then a picture of a hideous polyester shirt with the word 'Reality' on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do a picture of a large present, well-wrapped with a bow on it with the word 'Expectation' on it

Then a picture of a hideous polyester shirt with the word 'Reality' on it. "
oh I like this!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Do a picture of a large present, well-wrapped with a bow on it with the word 'Expectation' on it

Then a picture of a hideous polyester shirt with the word 'Reality' on it. oh I like this! "

Another one: lots of presents under the tree with the words "Best Christmas ever!"

And then a picture of someone looking at a really, really long till receipt.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Elf holding a wanted poster insinuating that Santa is creepy as...

Be cause he is, a strange old man sneaking in people's bedrooms....

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Have a bent over snowman with a sign saying please insert here

Santa on all 4s with red pants around the ankles with rosey red cheeks.

telling rudolph to leave that carrot alone.

homemade naughty cards

on the front its innocent but on the rear its not.

designed for being stood on desks to reveal something naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Elf holding a wanted poster insinuating that Santa is creepy as...

Be cause he is, a strange old man sneaking in people's bedrooms.... "

Oh I'm so doing this!!

Lazy becauce he only works one night a year too

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

If you're having an office party, how about a bowl of punch, but without telling anyone that there's no alcohol in it? Be interesting to see the reactions.

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