FabSwingers.com forum: How do you take your coffee?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skimmed/semi/full fat/almond/oat or naked?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Naked with milk and 2 sugars please

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

In the bin replaced by tea

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot coffee with Oatmilk. That’s it.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Everytime I hear that

The film airplane comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh ground beans, brewed in a french press, strong and black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the bin replaced by tea

This

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"In the bin replaced by tea

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what he said.

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By *over757Man
over a year ago

Vera Spain

Orally.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Made in a moka on the stove top at home, strong, black with sugar. Double espresso with sugar if I’m out, unless it’s a costa then maybe a cortado.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

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By *amiee89TV/TS
over a year ago

derry

Black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Salt? In coffee??

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Yes please

2 sugars with whitener or oatmilk and if you could bring it to my bed that would be just perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me some eggnog latte and I am yours.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I find naked is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and strong and plenty of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flavoured and with milk. Gingerbread latte and amaretto being my current faves.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Hot, strong and naked

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I rarely have coffee but if I do, it's milky with 2 sweeteners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't.

I can't stand the smell or taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full fat milk and one sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong splash skimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong,white,no sugar...I'm sweet enough

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Milky with 2 sweetners please

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I don't.

I can't stand the smell or taste"

I love the smell but don't like the taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please

2 sugars with whitener or oatmilk and if you could bring it to my bed that would be just perfect

I'll see what can be arranged. Might have to involve some kind of courier service

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"In the bin replaced by tea

what he said. "

What they said lol or hot chocolate x

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Oatmilk latte. The first couple of the day are "normal", after that it's decaf.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious"

In coffee?!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"In the bin replaced by tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black, no sugar

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious

In coffee?!"

Yes.

The butter has a similar taste to cream and the egg adds a bit of depth.

Pinch of salt adds depth.

This with good quality coffee made in machine or cafetiere.

Not sure it would work with Nescafe

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Salt? In coffee?? "

Yep, used as a flavour enhancer, to to be able to taste salt.

Most cake recipes have a pinch of salt for that very reason.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Semi skimmed, and 1 brown sugar please

(Or naked if espresso)

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious

In coffee?!

Yes.

The butter has a similar taste to cream and the egg adds a bit of depth.

Pinch of salt adds depth.

This with good quality coffee made in machine or cafetiere.

Not sure it would work with Nescafe

A meal in a mug

do you do the whole egg or just the yolk?

Bulletproof

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Black and in large quantities for Mr

For Mrs its with a dash of milk if we're in the house or a cappuccino if we're out

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious

In coffee?!

Yes.

The butter has a similar taste to cream and the egg adds a bit of depth.

Pinch of salt adds depth.

This with good quality coffee made in machine or cafetiere.

Not sure it would work with Nescafe

Oh right,stick some mushrooms and bacon in as well and you have your breakfast in a mug

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Salt? In coffee??

Yep, used as a flavour enhancer, to to be able to taste salt.

Most cake recipes have a pinch of salt for that very reason.

I don't eat any processed food at all (apart from bacon) and salt is an essential nutrient so I use it in a variety of ways.

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Ooh I want to try it this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skimmed/semi/full fat/almond/oat or naked? "

With a dash of either almond or soy milk. One spoon of brown Demerara sugar please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not often, most of the time as a pumpkin spice something or other. The rest of the time, a double espresso or an iced caramelatte.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Ooh I want to try it this way"

It's what keeps me looking like I do

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Ooh I want to try it this way

It's what keeps me looking like I do

Literally just a dollop of cream and a little salt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not often, most of the time as a pumpkin spice something or other. The rest of the time, a double espresso or an iced caramelatte."

Sluuteyyyy! I love pumpkin spice!!! X

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

Ooh I want to try it this way

It's what keeps me looking like I do

Literally just a dollop of cream and a little salt? "

Yep! My official measurement is 'a good slug'.

I use the lovely pink Himalayan salt.

I don't eat carbs so I'm slim and fat adapted.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Not often, most of the time as a pumpkin spice something or other. The rest of the time, a double espresso or an iced caramelatte.

Sluuteyyyy! I love pumpkin spice!!! X "

Of course you do because you're a legend of a Super Slute.

It's so good! Bring back Autumn please.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Depends on my mood, the type of coffee, who is making it and the time of day

...complex stuff us coffee drinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk two sugars if it’s instant but if it’s coffee shop coffee then usually with some sort of flavoured syrup and no sugar.

However if I’m being made it in bed by someone else I’m not fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on my mood, the type of coffee, who is making it and the time of day

...complex stuff us coffee drinkers

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sugar or milk nice and strong

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Oat vanilla for Me

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious

In coffee?!

Yes.

The butter has a similar taste to cream and the egg adds a bit of depth.

Pinch of salt adds depth.

This with good quality coffee made in machine or cafetiere.

Not sure it would work with Nescafe

A meal in a mug

do you do the whole egg or just the yolk?

Bulletproof

I did bulletproof at the start.

Now I use egg if I have run out of cream or if I need the nutrients.

I do whole egg but will use 2 yokes if they are already seperated.

Hand blender esential of course

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"...with double cream and a pinch of salt.

This

Or sometimes with butter and an egg blended in.

Sounds crazy, but delicious

In coffee?!

Yes.

The butter has a similar taste to cream and the egg adds a bit of depth.

Pinch of salt adds depth.

This with good quality coffee made in machine or cafetiere.

Not sure it would work with Nescafe

A meal in a mug

do you do the whole egg or just the yolk?

Bulletproof

I did bulletproof at the start.

Now I use egg if I have run out of cream or if I need the nutrients.

I do whole egg but will use 2 yokes if they are already seperated.

Hand blender esential of course

What does 'run out of cream' mean?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Double espresso or good strong filter coffee, no milk, sugar or other nonsense.

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By *areBares7778Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

As with so many things my coffee shows my mood

Like variety so anywhere from strong dark short and bitter to large sweet and creamy.

As long as it’s good quality not instant x

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

At home I have semi skimmed milk and 2 sweeteners.

If in a coffee shop at this time of year I love the gingerbread lattes. I could just do with one of those now.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Ideally in bed with oat milk and a sweetener

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I don't, don't drink tea, or alochol either. - fem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black, no sugar, with a croissant or a nice slice of cake.

Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just found some nescafe latte pouches in my cupboard so made myself one of those and added some calorie free biscuit caramel syrup.

Don't know why I'm thinking about the calories mind with the amount of food I'm eating recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the coffee and what I fancy at the time.

Some of my Nespresso pods I have black; others I do macchiato or DIY cortado.

Costa I either go cortado or flat white. Starbucks is either flat white or latte. Semi-skimmed for both.

Never take sugar any more, unless it’s in a nasty instant coffee.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Without milk and a spoonful of honey

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By *inky man 64Man
over a year ago

hampshire ( ask for town)

black no sugar

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Tea for me please. One sugar and a drop of milk.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

White with no sugar

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Strong and black.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an iv infusion

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Full fat with two lumps please and thanks.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My coffee? I take it and pour it away to use the mug to make a cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoopi Goldberg, on the balcony.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Black, no sugar, with a croissant or a nice slice of cake.

Mmmm. "

No, who said cake?!... supposed to be coffee thread

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

However if I’m being made it in bed by someone else I’m not fussy.

Haha yes, this too^^ ...they may learn in time though eh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2-3 dessert spoons on coffee, black and in a medium mug.

Normal coffee couldn't keep a hamster awake

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"2-3 dessert spoons on coffee, black and in a medium mug.

Normal coffee couldn't keep a hamster awake

Heck that's strong...have you tried rocket fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm, semi skimmed milk, one sugar.

Milk before water! Always

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By *ngusLaddieMan
over a year ago

angus

Black

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"2-3 dessert spoons on coffee, black and in a medium mug.

Normal coffee couldn't keep a hamster awake

flipping 'eck your body would go into shock if you stopped cold.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Prepared in a French press (cafetière), strong with a splash of semi' and one cube of brown sugar.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Black. Like my soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sugars, single teaspoon of coffee (ive known ppl to have 3 or more), full fat milk, just enough for a chocolatey brown colour

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Rarely and milky with at least 2 sugars.

I'm more of a tea drinker.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have my own specific blend, and a commercial filter coffee machine at home.

Steamed full fat milk and two sugars, or a shot of caramel syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2-3 dessert spoons on coffee, black and in a medium mug.

Normal coffee couldn't keep a hamster awake

flipping 'eck your body would go into shock if you stopped cold."

Lol been doing it for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2-3 dessert spoons on coffee, black and in a medium mug.

Normal coffee couldn't keep a hamster awake

Heck that's strong...have you tried rocket fuel

I haven't but might do.

It's because of long hours. Gives me a kick . I only have a couple a day

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Whoopi Goldberg, on the balcony."

As opposed to a Julie Andrew’s?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Dolce gusto coffees are for us

Xxx

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Full, no sugar and must be piping hot!

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By *ake and ScribbleCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Very hot and lots of it.

Scribble.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Black

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Strong and fresh from my newly bought gaggia

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Whoopi Goldberg, on the balcony.

As opposed to a Julie Andrew’s? "

He-man for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it. Tea every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my coffee like my women. Hot and in my hands….

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Portuguese Bica, black, strong and sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't.

I can't stand the smell or taste

I love the smell but don't like the taste. "

This is me too. Love the smell.

Coffee makes a fab scrub and 1 of my favourite face mask to wake me up in the mornings

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

London

Milk, sugar, dash of cinnamon.

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By *just.meMan
over a year ago

hartlepool

Oraly

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"Fresh ground beans, brewed in a french press, strong and black. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked, no sugar or milk

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Naked, no sugar or milk "

Bit chilly in this weather

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

NATO standard...

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Black, flat teaspoon and 3 sweeteners (only silver spoon all the others are bleurgh!!)

Yes I'm bitter hahaha x

Tea is 3 sweeteners, super strong and just a dash of milk.

Mad cus when I was younger it all had to be super weak and milky but now that makes me gag and not in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the quality if the coffee. Recently started having it black though

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone beat me to my smart arse answer

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Someone beat me to my smart arse answer "

Anally, I love a coffee enema!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I take mine with honey and cream

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Someone beat me to my smart arse answer

Anally, I love a coffee enema!

Where did I leave that funnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With rum and squirty cream….

Or alternatively Jameson’s whisky….

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ristretto with a sprinkle of demerara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone beat me to my smart arse answer

Anally, I love a coffee enema!

Perks you right up!

(double pun whammy)

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By *ewismixedbbcMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Milky white with honey

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Someone beat me to my smart arse answer

Anally, I love a coffee enema!

Where did I leave that funnel

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Someone beat me to my smart arse answer

Anally, I love a coffee enema!

Perks you right up!

(double pun whammy) "

Ba-boom-tish

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Americano white no sugar

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine in a good mug, with one sugar (although I have started using honey instead) with Elmlea or oatmilk.

I've now given a straight answer to a question and feel a bit beige. Less annoying though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone beat me to my smart arse answer

Anally, I love a coffee enema!

Perks you right up!

(double pun whammy)

Ba-boom-tish"

Don't get excited, you might squirt a bit

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I like mine in a good mug, with one sugar (although I have started using honey instead) with Elmlea or oatmilk.

I've now given a straight answer to a question and feel a bit beige. Less annoying though"

Give the Elmlea a miss, it's a pure transfat and bad nutrition.

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