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Cheesy chat up lines?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's your favourite chat up line to use or used on you?

Mines: I would say you're a 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you're missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like a bit of cheddar? Get your lips around that then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanner’s, because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten

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By *hubbysissy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Penistone

My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like a bit of cheddar? Get your lips around that then."

nearly spat my coffee out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my teddy bear do you mind if I sleep with you instead?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a mirror in your knickers? Because I can see myself in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your panties cos I can see myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so you like diamonds and sparkly things? That's good then because my cock is a gem

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Have you got sunburn or are you always that hot

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Brie? It's been ages since I've had a bit of Brie in my mouth. Wanna change that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Rub my shirt* you know what this is made of?

Boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: So you have standards then?

Lucky Lady: Yeah

Me: Ok bye then

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Me: So you have standards then?

Lucky Lady: Yeah

Me: Ok bye then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn your really grating on me.. shut your face and suck my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had some ask me if I had any Italian in me.

When I said no, he said would you like some ?

Bloody worked too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That, I will try next time

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had some ask me if I had any Italian in me.

When I said no, he said would you like some ?

Bloody worked too "

They bought you lasagna?

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