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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to bed at half 11ish.... Back of 2 the mobile goes... WITHHELD , so in a daze, I ans, but it is a voice I do not know or certainly cannot place. I asked who they were looking for, but still nothing twigged in my head as to whom this was, or indeed who they sought! I hung up n went bk to sleep.

This makes me panic as at that time, the phone going, should only be in emergencies!!

What scares the crap out of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My overdraft (Mrs Just)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few weeks ago i went to check my daughter before i went to sleep snd she wasnt in her bed or mine.. she was undee her trampoline lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I think I haven't got my keys and have to check at least 4 times before shutting the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I'm as calm as a hindu cow even in the face of the most extreme adversity. Stiff upper lip and all that wat wat, old bean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the cat or the dog refuses to eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat! "

Animals have enough on board fat to keep them going for a day or two. Longer than that and it's a trip to the vets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Torres is taking a shot at goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not drop everything for them, they usually recover from whatever issues they have in a day or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterflies and moths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When Torres is taking a shot at goal "

Conversely, non-Chelsea fans relax at that precise moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Butterflies and moths "
omg, this too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Butterflies and moths omg, this too!!! "
an daddy long legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing. I'm as calm as a hindu cow even in the face of the most extreme adversity. Stiff upper lip and all that wat wat, old bean. "

Lol, lucky for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterflies and moths omg, this too!!! an daddy long legs "

Yep don't like them either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat! "

When I got ma kitten, he came with added extras... Fleas! Gettin rid o the buggers was worrying me. Spending £45 on treatments that never worked I had to go to the vets... Another £25. Ma mum went on hols n I had her wee dog. He has had to b shaved into the wood as he got them too ! Boomin nightmare to get rid off. Should I sent the folks we got him from the bill. Grr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cats that congregate in my garden on a regular basis. That noise they make terrifies me!! sounds like children being tortured, still panic when i hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mice and the throaty noise as the cat comes in the catflap - and most of u know thats regularly most nites .............. I am a quivering wreck in the evenings .......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That profile header that tells me to bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When Torres is taking a shot at goal

Conversely, non-Chelsea fans relax at that precise moment. "

Where is the pulling tongues smiley when you need it

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"When Torres is taking a shot at goal

Conversely, non-Chelsea fans relax at that precise moment. "

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Getting brown envelopes put through my letter box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis! "

Unlucky obi! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving one half of a text from your girlfriend saying 'I don't want to scare you but.....'

And the other half reading 'I'm late'!

Just to clarify I am single now though lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The immortal words from my kids mmmummm, can I....... My bank card goes into panic mode

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Getting brown envelopes put through my letter box.

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Stalker????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The immortal words from my kids mmmummm, can I....... My bank card goes into panic mode"

Haha, I am yet to suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling a heating system up forth first time

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

For the first few seconds of Fire Alarms going off in through the night at work, which entails a mandatory evacuation of the building!

Two of us handling up to 150 fractious, tired, anxious and irritable guests, some confused by one two many sherberts at the Bar!

What fun!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis! "

Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes, slugs, and sometimes when travelling coming into land especially when the plane flys low over the sea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!

Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough "

PMSL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!

Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough "

This happened to me with the X mother in law hahaha, I. Had forgotten all about that. Seeing her son in susspenders n me spanking his ass red raw lolol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!

Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough

PMSL!!!! "

Luckily she is as blind as a bat and didn't notice, just said oh your hair looks nice haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For the first few seconds of Fire Alarms going off in through the night at work, which entails a mandatory evacuation of the building!

Two of us handling up to 150 fractious, tired, anxious and irritable guests, some confused by one two many sherberts at the Bar!

What fun!!!! "

I can imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.

Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!

Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough

This happened to me with the X mother in law hahaha, I. Had forgotten all about that. Seeing her son in susspenders n me spanking his ass red raw lolol!"

Lmao!

Bet that went down well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?"

Nothing darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling "

Ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok? "

We love you really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Lmao!

Bet that went down well! "

I couldn't of cared less. One of those shit don't stink, up own arse kinds! My x was in such a state tho lol, was so funny seeing him try to pretend the comp was fooking up n turning it off by the switch. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying, I have a huge phobia and have to take Diazepam to get on a plane! I did 11 hours to LA in March and took 8mg of the stuff only to be told by the woman sitting next to me that she didn't think it was a good idea for me to take anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really "

I know! I'm wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really "

Speak for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really

Speak for yourself! "

Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Filling a heating system up forth first time"

Come on Dave which time is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That gap between two vehicles you try to squeeze through

Have you noticed how all the swear words you know suddenly turn into one word?

Jeezuzfuckinchristonabikegetoveryacuntingtwatbastard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really

Speak for yourself!

Am I going to have to put you over My knee again? "

No we are going to put YOU over our knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really

Speak for yourself!

Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?

No we are going to put YOU over our knees "

Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really

Speak for yourself!

Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?

No we are going to put YOU over our knees

Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open for me please "

With pleasure hun, don't forget the lube hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really

Speak for yourself!

Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?

No we are going to put YOU over our knees

Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open

for me please

With pleasure hun, don't forget the lube hey "

What lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

What?

Nothing darling

Ok?

We love you really

Speak for yourself!

Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?

No we are going to put YOU over our knees

Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open for me please

With pleasure hun, don't forget the lube

hey "

A real man doesn't need lube!!! ... Gulp lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Butterflies and moths "

I thought I was the only one with that phobia...have had to get work colleagues to chase flutterbies out of the office and it's not unusual to see me veer off the pavement to avoid a butterfly coming at me

Years back, when I was still married, my husband had gone out for something and I noticed Moth-Ra on the windowsill - I watched it for 3 hours, poised to flee up the stairs if it moved...when my husband came back he looked at it and said "It's dead you pillock"

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Filling a heating system up forth first time"

All uphill plumbers have this fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Taxman

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Filling a heating system up forth first time

All uphill plumbers have this fear "

Especially when there's marmite in the pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat! "

I know where your coming from.

Everytime one of my cats isn't there for breakfast, lunch etc i panic as they ARE always there

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

The biggest fear I have is people messing about with my eyes. Lucky me gets to live out my fears once a month in the eye hospital. Really look forward to the visits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The few minutes before you meet a new guy for the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horror films xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders,EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flapping birds and a man saying to me on Hoilday " nice profile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutter's in cars that think its ok to cut infront of a 44ton truck !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flapping birds and a man saying to me on Hoilday " nice profile""

HAHAHA - i burst out at this man !!! As in you would not like - or it happened???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat!

When I got ma kitten, he came with added extras... Fleas! Gettin rid o the buggers was worrying me. Spending £45 on treatments that never worked I had to go to the vets... Another £25. Ma mum went on hols n I had her wee dog. He has had to b shaved into the wood as he got them too ! Boomin nightmare to get rid off. Should I sent the folks we got him from the bill. Grr lol "

Thats cos they have taken all the stuff out of flea treatment that works

We have to alternate between Frontline and Advantige or it doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on a train that grinds to a holt about 20 yards from the station and you have to 2 little ones waiting to be picked up from school

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