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If you had £2 for every (different) person you’ve slept with, what could you buy with the money?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooh it’s hard to say here my body count is probably in the range of about 30 or 40 so I’d probably buy something like 120 to 160 Freddo bars! Or, as it’s Christmas, 60 to 80 Cadburys truffle chocolate Santas

What are you buying with all your hard earned dosh!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.

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I’d have 16 to 24 Freddo bars!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I would have to add to it to buy a coffee at costa

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably a pair of tickets to the local amdram panto

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

No comment lol x x it's not lamborghini money tho hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could about half fill a lorry with diesel

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By *avantmaleMan
over a year ago

Havant

A bottle of Tesco's finest Montepulciano ( when its reduced to £6)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A private jet!

Lol, I dunno, a decent television probably xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A harvester meal for 2 x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!"

I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!

I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! "
freddos can't be 25pence surely????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do maths lol but I’d be able to buy myself something nice let’s put it that way. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh it’s hard to say here my body count is probably in the range of about 30 or 40 so I’d probably buy something like 120 to 160 Freddo bars! Or, as it’s Christmas, 60 to 80 Cadburys truffle chocolate Santas

What are you buying with all your hard earned dosh!? "

Mind you if I could get the £2 at the same time as sleeping with someone I’d be able to buy a lot more Freddos, since most of my success during my 20s when they probably about 5p to 10p or something like that! It’s slowed down since (at a rate greater than inflation) ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't sleep over at mens houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£18! Woo arent i rich! Enough to buy a bottle of rum and drown my sorrows away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!

I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????"

I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm I lost count a long time ago but I would say a second hand car for like £700-800

Emmm I gotten around a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!

I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????

I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you. "
next your going to tell me space invaders aren't 10 pence any more no wonder the country is on its arse.

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

Since july.... a decent pair of trainers I reckon...

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

probably a couple of pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id buy a high class whore for a couple of hours and keep the income flowing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't sleep over at mens houses "

ok people you’ve played “hide the sausage” with, done the “horizontal hula” with or mingled limbs with (other euphemisms are available )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!

I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????

I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you. next your going to tell me space invaders aren't 10 pence any more no wonder the country is on its arse."

Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Guess how much!? Well, I’ll tell you… 95p!!! (according to my Sainsburys app). It was never like this during the Winter of Discontent was it!?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh, I'd like a fluval Roma 90 fish tank and matching stand please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Probably a dinner at spoons

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not sure tbh ...

Maybe an Oyster Card or something

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Probably a dinner at spoons "

And a pint surely

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Probably a dinner at spoons

And a pint surely "

If it’s included in the dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix subscription 9.99 one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost all of a bag of minstrels !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh I forgot about women. 2 dinners at spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!

I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????

I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you. next your going to tell me space invaders aren't 10 pence any more no wonder the country is on its arse.

Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Guess how much!? Well, I’ll tell you… 95p!!! (according to my Sainsburys app). It was never like this during the Winter of Discontent was it!? "
wow 95p only good thing is the humble space invader has finely got the recognition it deserves and can now live up there with the big boys like walkers or Smith's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I forgot about women. 2 dinners at spoons. "

Bloody hell Nora! How could you forget about you having sex with women? It’s something I think of every day (you having sex with women! )

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Between us we could get a hotel…

….room for the night

More Village hotel rather than the Ritz

K

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A 15 year old second hand car possibly

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A nice winter coat, maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a tenner so a takeaway most likely

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Well if I chipped in a quid of my own, I could get a Wowcher £99 Mystery Getaway deal to one of 49 worldwide potential destinations...

....if we were to also get £1 for every person we've played with that wasn't full sex - eg., oral only...

....then I could also pick up a bottle of wine at Duty Free...

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

About £12.

£13 actually as with one bird, all I ever got was a blowjob

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.

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That wins the internet for today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.

That wins the internet for today "

And that killed the thread!!

Anyone else!?

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By *ohnny CanoeMan
over a year ago

Norden

The Crown Jewels!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

2/3 of a tank of diesel

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Premier inn for 2 nights

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I could probably afford a few new tyres for my car

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

small fish and chips from local chippy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new handbag x

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I really have no idea. I tried to count the other night with nothing better to do. It was a lot snd I kept going back and thinking “oh yes shit. Another one”. My daughter asked me…. I said “ooohh half a dozen or so”. Don’t think she believed me.

Vx

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