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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I fell over and a 57mm shell slipped up my arse...

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bomb-squad-scrambled-ae-after-22356538

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

we were reading that. I'm lost for words

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Now we know what the A in A & E stands for.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Now we know what the A in A & E stands for. "

Surely you mean what A and E both now stand for Arse Explosive?!?

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Maybe he was trying to shoot himself in the foot and missed?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Now we know what the A in A & E stands for.

Surely you mean what A and E both now stand for Arse Explosive?!?"

Definitely high risk... Unless he used protection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the bomb hatch.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

And in related news... Not sure I can post it here... But go to you tube and search for armageddon the gerbil...

It will be worth your while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And in related news... Not sure I can post it here... But go to you tube and search for armageddon the gerbil...

It will be worth your while. "

Is there blood and fur.?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"And in related news... Not sure I can post it here... But go to you tube and search for armageddon the gerbil...

It will be worth your while.

Is there blood and fur.?"

Oh no I wouldn't do that to you.

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By *hris196750Man
over a year ago

northallerton

"And in related news... Not sure I can post it here... But go to you tube and search for armageddon the gerbil...

It will be worth your while. "
poor gerbil. Nearly spat my tea out

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Easy mistake to make. Happens all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And in related news... Not sure I can post it here... But go to you tube and search for armageddon the gerbil...

It will be worth your while. "

Don't be drinking tea while listening go this

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?"."

At first I was just

Nero spelling badly, this can't be right. And then

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?"."

Not big, just round

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?".

At first I was just

Nero spelling badly, this can't be right. And then

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I know! The shock - the horror - the travesty! Even a wordsmith has to sometimes put down his tools and let the forge cool down a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?".

At first I was just

Nero spelling badly, this can't be right. And then

•

I know! The shock - the horror - the travesty! Even a wordsmith has to sometimes put down his tools and let the forge cool down a bit.

Yes do let the forge cool, Nero. Wouldn't want you to overheat!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?".

At first I was just

Nero spelling badly, this can't be right. And then

•

I know! The shock - the horror - the travesty! Even a wordsmith has to sometimes put down his tools and let the forge cool down a bit.

Yes do let the forge cool, Nero. Wouldn't want you to overheat!....

...my ego?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mortar the point why was he even hoarding it?

Just as well he didn't wear it like a dress and remark "...does my bomb look big in this?".

At first I was just

Nero spelling badly, this can't be right. And then

•

I know! The shock - the horror - the travesty! Even a wordsmith has to sometimes put down his tools and let the forge cool down a bit.

Yes do let the forge cool, Nero. Wouldn't want you to overheat!....

...my ego?

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"I fell over and a 57mm shell slipped up my arse...

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bomb-squad-scrambled-ae-after-22356538

I can see this article blowing up! And it sounds like the emergency services called as many mates as possible to come and have a look

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