FabSwingers.com forum: Cheese jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes let’s make a thread dedicated to cheese jokes.

why can’t you make clothes from cheese?

Because, fromage frays.

Keep it going …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do the Welsh eat cheese

Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A guy threw cheese all over the floor in Tesco the other day

I thought we’ll that’s Mature.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

I camembert these type of threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

Halloumi.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Name a cheese that’s made backwards .

Edam .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to make another joke

But it's no gouda.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a brie, I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, everybodys looking for Stilton.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My cheese was lob sided cos it only had one stilt on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you coax a bear out the woods with cheese?

Camembert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone threw a pint of milk at me the other day

I thought

How dairy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of music does a cheese monger listen to? R n Brie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did the cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Thought the weather forecast was a bit cheesy.

Rain with a light Bries.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What Saxon king burnt the cakes and then added cheese shavings on top?

Alfred the Grate.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What's the best cheese to hide a horse with ?

Mask-a-pony

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind it's too cheesey.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

I camembert it, user has gone unlos.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My wife wanted to painted head to toe in cheese ..

So I double Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This couple decided to experiment with flavoured condoms, so the man blindfolded his lady and asked her to guess which flavour of condom he was using.

The woman went down on him and straight away said 'cheese'.

Her man replied 'Hold on a minute, let me put one on first!'

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