FabSwingers.com forum: The Baby Jesus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fact or fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FACT! End of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wanted to do one of those

I’m none religious really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact or fiction "

I think that a person believed to be Jesus was recorded on Roman census

I believe a guy exhausted who we now call Jesus

Historical facts from ore hush’s match such as Egyptian history

Problem is The Church wrote what it wanted about Christ and Christianity all power games

Would god have allowed all the tragedies to happen

He certainly wouldn’t have stood for Old Enry 8th dissolving the Roman Catholic Church in England

Take from religion the good things about being good honest and caring with integrity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary's boy child Jesus Christ was born on Christmas dayyyyyyy

Da da da da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A story that has been twisted throughout times. Like a very prolonged Chinese whisper.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Christmas is always the best time for getting those selection boxes of baby cheeses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas is always the best time for getting those selection boxes of baby cheeses.

Very good........I saw what you did there you old Gorgonzola you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FACT! End of. "

The cider lady has spoken..........Christmas lives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fictitious character I'm afraid

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes he was probably a real person.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Jesus could well have been a real person, who people wrote stories about.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Yes he was probably a real person. "

I agree.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree."

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He plays for Man City now so he's no longer a baby.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I don’t know about Jesus, but I definitely believe in Brian.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Whether he performed miracles and came back from the dead is open to debate though.

My parents frequently say "what would Jesus do?" when presented with a tricky dilemma, so he's a real person to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

" and the Donkey "

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

All total bullshit I’m afraid

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know about Jesus, but I definitely believe in Brian. "

He is just a naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets consider, a fictional supernatural being impregnates a woman whose existence is uncertain (without her knowledge), and she gives birth to a supernatural demigod.

Meanwhile, her husband is ok with all this (talk about cuckolding!)

Yep, very believable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it"

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" " and the Donkey " "

No the donkey is definitely real I have seen his pictures on Fab.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree.

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

If people can think I originated from space Aliens, there can be a Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching."

The man upstairs is the baby Jesus, his dad or maybe M15 ?

Interesting you refer to a man watching.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. All we have are anonymous accounts from decades later. I think there probably was an itinerant rabbi by the name of Yeshua ben Joseph, but was in no way divine and wasn't resurrected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree.

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

If people can think I originated from space Aliens, there can be a Jesus

Nana you are no alien..........no nana are aliens are they?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

He might have done something that people mistook for a miracle, then rumours circulated and people exaggerated.

Then, someone decided to write about it, and others followed suit.

Then, someone realised they could gain power and money from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching.

The man upstairs is the baby Jesus, his dad or maybe M15 ?

Interesting you refer to a man watching......."

Big person upstairs?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree.

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

If people can think I originated from space Aliens, there can be a Jesus

Nana you are no alien..........no nana are aliens are they?"

According to some people, because of my blood group, I originated from the stars.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching.

The man upstairs is the baby Jesus, his dad or maybe M15 ?

Interesting you refer to a man watching.......

Big person upstairs?"

It's an entity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Christmas jesus best . I like to think of baby Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt . Says he’s formal but here to party !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets consider, a fictional supernatural being impregnates a woman whose existence is uncertain (without her knowledge), and she gives birth to a supernatural demigod.

Meanwhile, her husband is ok with all this (talk about cuckolding!)

Yep, very believable.

Put like that they probably have a profile on Fab?

Off to check the erotic stories forum!

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Some infants out there have been named Sage Moonblood, so I'm pretty sure there's a few baby's called Jesus... Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching.

The man upstairs is the baby Jesus, his dad or maybe M15 ?

Interesting you refer to a man watching.......

Big person upstairs?

It's an entity. "

It's not anything, it's fictitious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree.

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

If people can think I originated from space Aliens, there can be a Jesus

Nana you are no alien..........no nana are aliens are they?

According to some people, because of my blood group, I originated from the stars.

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according to prof Cox and Matthew Southern Comfort we are all stardust nana.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree.

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

If people can think I originated from space Aliens, there can be a Jesus

Nana you are no alien..........no nana are aliens are they?

According to some people, because of my blood group, I originated from the stars.

according to prof Cox and Matthew Southern Comfort we are all stardust nana."

Everything originated from space,so we are.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching.

The man upstairs is the baby Jesus, his dad or maybe M15 ?

Interesting you refer to a man watching.......

Big person upstairs?

It's an entity.

It's not anything, it's fictitious."

To you. Not to others. Either way, it's not human.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Well according to my o level history teacher ..everything we know about the romans and roman empire came from 5/6 historians and some of these overlapped in time that "Jesus" was meant to be alive and yet make no mention of him ?? plus the romans had a similiar god set up 200 years before the invention of "Christianity/jesus" and to his mind there well might of been a so called rebel but ...and most of the stuff like the virgin birth was added after a big conference !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes he was probably a real person.

I agree.

I've seen things with way less evidence presented as fact recently

If people can think I originated from space Aliens, there can be a Jesus

Nana you are no alien..........no nana are aliens are they?

According to some people, because of my blood group, I originated from the stars.

according to prof Cox and Matthew Southern Comfort we are all stardust nana.

Everything originated from space,so we are."

Where in space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say there was a shitload of people named Jesus back then.

But did any of them do what is claimed J.C did?

Probably not.

Its doubtful isn't it

Would be great if it was true.

Give everything some meaning.

Maybe everyone would be kinder to each other , knowing the man upstairs was watching.

The man upstairs is the baby Jesus, his dad or maybe M15 ?

Interesting you refer to a man watching.......

Big person upstairs?

It's an entity.

It's not anything, it's fictitious.

To you. Not to others. Either way, it's not human."

Correct each to their own.

If people like believing in some George Harrison lookalike walking around curing people, turning water into Stella Artois, fair play to them. To me it's no more rediclious than the Easter bunny.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I believe he existed, as a healer and forward thinker. Not in way he is depicted and not of a virgin birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Jesus is real then Daniel Radcliffe if a wizard.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Well according to my o level history teacher ..everything we know about the romans and roman empire came from 5/6 historians and some of these overlapped in time that "Jesus" was meant to be alive and yet make no mention of him ?? plus the romans had a similiar god set up 200 years before the invention of "Christianity/jesus" and to his mind there well might of been a so called rebel but ...and most of the stuff like the virgin birth was added after a big conference !"

The current gospels were written some 80 to 100 years after a Nazarene was executed for treason and blasphemy. They were written in Greek originally later translated into Hebrew and then Latin.

Along the way I am sure lots of interpretations were made to suit the political climate and lots of misinterpretation took place.

The whole concept of Christianity is based on a set of novels written by the Jeffrey Archer equivalent of that time.

Personally I am waiting for the next book to see how it all ends?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe he existed, as a healer and forward thinker. Not in way he is depicted and not of a virgin birth."

I think the collective Christian faith now teach the virgin birth was a bit of a stretch, no pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The current gospels were written some 80 to 100 years after a Nazarene was executed for treason and blasphemy. They were written in Greek originally later translated into Hebrew and then Latin.

Along the way I am sure lots of interpretations were made to suit the political climate and lots of misinterpretation took place.

The whole concept of Christianity is based on a set of novels written by the Jeffrey Archer equivalent of that time.

Personally I am waiting for the next book to see how it all ends?"

What title would you give to the 5th Gospel?

Jesus.........I’ll be back?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ancient myths and folklore merged from multiple sources, into an ideology that suited a Roman Emperor, Constantine.

Somebody, somewhere did somethings and had a name like Jesus, at some point or other, is probably all we're safe to assume.

Having an all-seeing God is a great way to keep people controlled, before CCTV existed. Free police service!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fiction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiction "

Crumpet has spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was probably a Walter Mitty character that gained cult following. People were probably easily led then.

But it still happens, just need to look at the cult like following of some politicians still.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fact. Amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete fiction.

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