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Worst answers to the words I Love You

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all on this dreary Friday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

bradford16

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were saying?

;-)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Morning.

You make me feel moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your point is.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, erm, thanks, I like you lots too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great what's your pin nummber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I love spending time with you!

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"I know "

Classic Han Solo!

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Err ok that's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know

Classic Han Solo! "

Had to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks pal!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Fancy a gherkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a shit in your wash basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know Hun, I know. Remember, that was an extra £50 this time for the hire of the gimp mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never enter this Rectory again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's understandable

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Good for you! Ideally said with a manic smile and two thumbs up.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry, I'm not ready for this.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

From the bottom of my pencil case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are you interested in changing energy suppliers

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

And you are?

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

And your point is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that thing away from my bum.

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

That makes 2 of us because I love me too

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Here and there

I haven't got any money

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Sir, I think you've had enough, we're going to stop serving you.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awwwww

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

southend

Thanx,do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you get in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once said cheers thanks a lot, which got me a slap safe to say I haven’t seen her since

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You spelt like wrong

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Thanks a lot!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeewwww

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Awwwwh, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all on this dreary Friday morning. "

I love... cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are you interested in changing energy suppliers "

Brilliant ha ha

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By *uicypeaches77Couple
over a year ago

Taunton

I like you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your sister more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ewes too. Baaa.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Aww Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Aw, it's so cute when friends say that to each other!

Or

Of course you do, I'm fucking amazing!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

Please pass the cheese.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I mean who wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nice dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the Doritos please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know grandma, but im still pulling the plug"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Can't say I'm surprised

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

And I tolerate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say I'm surprised "

Hahaha you’ve clearly used this one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fond of you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

So does everyone else x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you in my wardrobe?

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Like in a friends way?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Interesting choice

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sorry I didn’t feel they way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you do I’m flipping amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks pal! "

No quicker affirmation that you’re in the friend zone!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

The worst answer i believe would be F You

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Who are you ?

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Ok

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I just felt extremely embarrassed

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

I sometimes reply “thank you” to the Mr

But I genuinely mean thank you for loving me sooooo

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Morning all on this dreary Friday morning.

I love... cake"

...if they love cake then they are a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not you as well… join the queue

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

Washington


"Morning all on this dreary Friday morning. "
ok now what have you broken,,,

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Ok, can you get out the way of the TV as the footy is about to start

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

Well I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love me too.

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By *he MuffinmanMan
over a year ago

Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire


"Morning all on this dreary Friday morning. "

When my wife first said it to me a few months into our relationship I was a bit taken aback. My response was ‘that’s nice’ lol

Been together nearly 30 years and still love each other madly so couldn’t have put her off lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Not you as well… join the queue "

...or take a number?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cool

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can't say I'm surprised

Hahaha you’ve clearly used this one before "

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, what's your name again?

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I'm not surprised, I'm gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not you as well… join the queue

...or take a number?! "

That’s way too much effort on my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwh thanks MATE haha friendzone

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

.....

(rolling tumble)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er.......

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

Love ya too buddy.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

That's what your mum said last night.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Ditto

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

Of course you do. I'm amazing!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

As much as I love me?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

That rhymes with Isle of Ewe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck, you've crashed the car again!!!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I love you!

Oh that's a shame because, I can't afford lurve, it can be twice the expense for half the fun, but lust, now that's a different commodity all together, and comes well within budgets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

That's nice, dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took a shit in your wash basket"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I love spending time with you! "
I was just about to put this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I know you do’

My ex said this to me a week before she dumped me after 3 years. Broke my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New number, who dis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all on this dreary Friday morning.

When my wife first said it to me a few months into our relationship I was a bit taken aback. My response was ‘that’s nice’ lol

Been together nearly 30 years and still love each other madly so couldn’t have put her off lol"

You are so much in love you have a single profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get that thing away from my bum."
I love that, made me chuckle, thanks xx

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By *homcatMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

apologies I was looking at my cock when I said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…yes but where is the remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come again

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

not meeting, forums only

Why would you want to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say that exactly the same way as your mother

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

I love your dog

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pull the other one it's got bells on

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

to kink

Your only saying that, because he don't want you.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

I should think so too.

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

Oh............ que awkward silence

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