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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? " What a bonus!! Apart from the waking up early etc.. i guess back to bed?? | |||
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"I almost poured lemon juice into the pan of water my pasta was in, instead of drizzling it onto my sardines I went to put oregano in the fridge instead of the cupboard Instead of putting the hot water from the kettle into my mug for a coffee, i almost poured it out onto the frying pan with my bacon Stopped myself from putting my mug and teaspoon in the bin instead of rinsing it out at the sink Almost put the jar of coffee in the fridge The list goes on and on " | |||
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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? What a bonus!! Apart from the waking up early etc.. i guess back to bed?? " I was buzzing  | |||
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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? " As a young guy I worked in a factory My mate turned up for work on a bank holiday asked the fate guard not to say owt lol It was a good half hour drive home again for him lol | |||
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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? As a young guy I worked in a factory My mate turned up for work on a bank holiday asked the fate guard not to say owt lol It was a good half hour drive home again for him lol " Bless him...at least I was working from home | |||
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"Oh bless you! Go back to bed! "The day has gone nowhere..probably because I've been on fab | |||
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"I put the kettle in the fridge after filling it, I'm always doing this kind of thing" There have been times I've put something in the fridge that I shouldn't have...usually when I'm runaround | |||
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"I put a freshly cooked pizza in the fridge, totally forgetting that I’d made it for dinner. Wondered why I was hungry an hour later. " Wish I'd forgotten a fleshly cooked pizza....I'm hungry myself now | |||
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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? What a bonus!! Apart from the waking up early etc.. i guess back to bed?? " I did not want to get out of it ...it's too late now to go back. Or is it! | |||
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"I put a freshly cooked pizza in the fridge, totally forgetting that I’d made it for dinner. Wondered why I was hungry an hour later. Wish I'd forgotten a fleshly cooked pizza....I'm hungry myself now "That’s a whole different cuisine we’re getting into there. | |||
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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? " That did make me laugh OP…  | |||
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"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed. I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week. Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday! What a duh duh! I logged back off so fast! So what daft things have you done lately? That did make me laugh OP… "Well..that's good...it's good to laugh | |||
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"Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m eager crap at navigating myself around the dual carriageway or even the dreaded motorway (I avoid it like a plague) A 30 mins journey home ended up being an hour and a bit as I got lost and ended up on the motorway and started to shit myself. Thankfully got home safely in the end. It’s more the night time drives. Seem to be fine during the day. " Best stick to day time driving the
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"Draft thing I done is missed ypur profile. Dam fantastic arse. " Yep..here it is in all it's glory | |||
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"How quickly did you get back in bed?" I never made it back to bed...though I could easily have 40 winks | |||
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"I'm always putting the oven to heat up then forgetting to put the food in to cook. I go back after 20 minutes expecting to see something cooking in the oven and it's sitting on the side, stone cold." | |||
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"I’ve done that, been to work done the full day and not realised I’d booked it off for a hospital appointment until I got home and looked at the calendar. " Oh no...you missed your appointment too  | |||
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"Many moons ago, before all this internet and mobile phone malarkey, I rode ma motorbike about 20 miles to start ma shift on site. The gates were locked and I was an hour early, I had forgotten to change ma clocks/alarm "Oh bless you ..at least you weren't late | |||
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"I got up a winters morning in Scotland thick snow, dressed no buses, no trains walked 6 miles to work finally got to work and nobody around, why would there be it was a Saturday! Walked most of way back! I was in my twenties so can't blame age or even alcohol!" Oh noooo. I admire your dedication | |||
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"Got to work this morning super early, realised I'd forgotten my pass. As I was early there was no one in the office to let me in. Had to go back home for my pass. In the traffic I'd left early to avoid. "Oh noo...gutted, I bet | |||
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"When I worked in a school I went back after the February holiday a day early. I walked in and wondered where all the staff were." We sound very much alike
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"Could not find laptop. I'd propped it up against side of bed. Part of duvet was hiding it from sight. Doh!" | |||
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"Not recently, but when my first born was still a baby, he woke in the night needing milk and so I got up to make it. I was so tired, that for some reason I decided he'd like milk sandwiches and tried spreading milk on bread for him. Needless to say it didn't work and made a total mess. I quickly realised I was being a muppet and made him up his usual milk bottle. " A new baby will do that for you | |||
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"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum. Posh "Ive done that twice in he last 2 days as well | |||
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"I have fibromyalgia and ME this is brain fog at it’s finest. I do these things all the time. I put the milk in the cupboard the other day and it wasn’t until I needed something I realised what I had done. I often go into rooms forgetting why I was in there. I put things down forget they’re there. It’s also to do with my adhd I have such poor memory and concentration lol. I’m a full time klutz. " If I had that to contend with, I'd be all over the place x | |||
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"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum. Posh "When you come to visit I'll be sure to make the drinks | |||
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"Last week I went to work and forgot to put my trousers on That’s a 1st for me. Luckily it’s cold so I had underwear and thermals on, but working all day with no pockets and skin tight thermals? Got some weird looks " | |||
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"Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water
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"I put my phone on charge this morning but didn’t flick the switch "I've done this and the alarm didn't go off for work....phone was dead! | |||
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"Dressed up as an Elf..ran around work for 10 mins then still dressed as said Elf...went to the pub for a few " | |||
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"I failed spectacularly trying to make a cup of tea. 3 times I put the water in and was so confused why the tea bag wasn't spreading. Helps if you boil the kettle first!" It really does help | |||
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"Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water
The fuck is wrong with me?
Is there any hope "Probably not its only getting worse
Im waiting for the time where i stand at a crossing while the green man is lit.. only to then step out into the road when he goes red | |||
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"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum. Posh
When you come to visit I'll be sure to make the drinks "I'm not usually this bad at it..... But that may be safer | |||
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"Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water
The fuck is wrong with me?
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Probably not its only getting worse
Im waiting for the time where i stand at a crossing while the green man is lit.. only to then step out into the road when he goes red "Bloody hell, don't say that! | |||
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"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum. Posh
When you come to visit I'll be sure to make the drinks
I'm not usually this bad at it.....
But that may be safer "I want to spoil you anyway...coffee and cake for you young lady | |||
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"I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x" I was sent a video to my daughter in law. It was meant for a hot guy  | |||
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"What you done isn't daft. I've booked an entire week off work as annual leave before in the past and worked the entire week without realising "No way! What! I'd cry! | |||
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"I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x I was sent a video to my daughter in law. It was meant for a hot guy "I would hate if you sent that video to us | |||
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"What you done isn't daft. I've booked an entire week off work as annual leave before in the past and worked the entire week without realising "BTW...you win | |||
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"I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x I was sent a video to my daughter in law. It was meant for a hot guy
I would hate if you sent that video to us "That can easily be arranged  | |||
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"On a daftness scale of 1 to 10 I’d say you are probably an 11 bordering on 12 Anabelle. But we wouldn’t want you any other way "Aww bless you MWAH x | |||
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