FabSwingers.com forum: If only you were taller...

By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way I can see it in a positive light is that she wanted to compliment you but batten down the hatches straight away so you know her intentions are not to meet you.

I don't know any jokes at all let alone small jokes, sorry.

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

I'd go for my block button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the freaky giant "if only you were shorter"

(I'm teasing on the insult of course. Tall is

. Short is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry OP, us short people are always getting overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tell you a joke but it would go straight over your head

Jokes aside, I find it bizarre people message someone that way - it’s a compliment but a bizarre one delivered equally bizarrely. Move on from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I get it and I bet it kinda sucks. I admit that generally I do prefer very tall guys, purely for the fact that they make me feel tiny and feminine compared.

But yeah, some shit that people say can be very hurtful. I’d never say “if only you were taller or … I only date tall guys or … I might make an exception because”

It is shitty thing to say.

Then again, I’ve heard a few times the “if only you were cis”

Which kinda sucks as I can’t change that and I get rejected purely on that concept (which is fine but it does sting sometimes)

Anyway, I hate dad jokes so I am not gonna go there and spare you today

Keep your head high, handsome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens man, but it's rude, no different to mentioning someone's weight or ethnicity as a no no

Maybe she thought she was brightening up your day by saying your hot but instead of a nice let down she fkd it up

Block and move on

PS I'm your height

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You can wear my heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d tell you a joke but it would go straight over your head

Jokes aside, I find it bizarre people message someone that way - it’s a compliment but a bizarre one delivered equally bizarrely. Move on from that

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grow up

. Short jokes are beneath you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the strangest thing ever if you was just looking for a hook up - height doesn't mean much in the horizontal. It's a bit different if you was looking for an FWB who would regularly have to see you standing up or go to social events with you.

Either way her comment is a low blow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly its her loss. She thinks youre hot which would be a good start for a meet, but then she threw it away with the height issue. I understand ppl have preferences but if its something where someones just a couple inches from being "perfect", then i think shes just being TOO picky for her own good.

And the fact that being a few inches from "perfect" is enough for her to ditch any possibility of meeting, even if you had a great time together, then shes really the one who loses out. And sounds like she values physical attraction more than personality, and i know most of us on the forum agree that personality trumps physical features (at least in regards to height and size, faces are more important for most)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, I hate dad jokes so I am not gonna go there and spare you today

Keep your head high, handsome x

No dad jokes but then a dad joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda think, a similar height works better sexually...well, that's my experience anyway x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I like tall guys because I'm tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would height matter anyways, we would be laid down or be on my knees

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

OP why let it bother you

Your are fit hot handsome and can dance xxx

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

We’re all the same height when laying down

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I'm impressed someone had a valid interaction of some kind on here. I got a great message from a lady today: "Hi hun". That was it. See ladies, it's not just guys who send shit messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re all the same height when laying down

"
I have a sky remote to say that's not true ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

no man is perfect

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By *obsterMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

It's a common response I get, so my strategy is to avoid the giants, their heads are probably in the clouds anyway, and focus in on the more important attributes during chats. I'm only 5'4", and have met some lovely people on here, some of which have been taller than me, so don't let it be a barrier to fun and finding what you want on here. Remember, you can always wear heels if need be..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know how you feel O.P. The number of times i've had to start threads to talk about how hot I am is unbelievable.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It seems a bit of a rude way of saying that your pictures are hot but you're not for me.

5ft7 is a great height. You have all the leg room you need on trains

Anyway, do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was told I looked taller in my profile. I replied. You looked shorter. (5’8 is 5’i no matter which way you cut it). Don’t worry op, I’ve been rejected from the lollipop guild, so I don’t worry too much myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

no man is perfect

tis true but nor is any woman

but in the eyes of the right person you can be

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

no man is perfect

Noman is perfect Who? Who is this Noman guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

Your nostrils are massive?

What kind of stupid shit is THAT? Beautiful girl like you turned away cos of your nostrils?! Come on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You asked so I'm sorry.

You've got to hand it to short people...

Because they can't reach

Doughnut

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

no man is perfect

tis true but nor is any woman

but in the eyes of the right person you can be

Meant to put women too

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I know how you feel O.P. The number of times i've had to start threads to talk about how hot I am is unbelievable. "

I do that a lot, but mostly on a menopause forum.

Christ on a bendy bus I'm so bloody hot.

Oh... actually I'm ok now.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A compliment on being hot then a clear “you’re not for me” type of message isn’t it? It’s a bit of a pointless thing for her to say because you can’t do anything about it. Folk are odd

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

Your nostrils are massive?

What kind of stupid shit is THAT? Beautiful girl like you turned away cos of your nostrils?! Come on...

who knows maybe it was some kind of fetish haha didn’t even give him the satisfaction of a reply he’s now in block box with all the other lovely people who like to throw insults

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

Damn... Her loss.... You're the same height as my hubby

Also I feel really bad cus on another thread I replied that I don't normally go for muscly guys but in his case I would and now I'm hoping I haven't offended him as that's not what I meant, it was a compliment that he was so attractive and his profile was so nice that I saw past that? Oh jesus does that even make sense now #panicking....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh good I’ve had my physical appearance designated on here, my ass is too big, my thighs are like tree trunks, my nipples are too big, I look like a boy…blah blah!

Jog the fuck on, there’s thousands of people on here why you feel the need to message someone and try to pull them apart is beyond me.

I come as I am, like it or lump it!

Rise above OP and for the record you could be 2ft or 10ft you would still be beautiful to look at xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Oh good I’ve had my physical appearance designated on here, my ass is too big, my thighs are like tree trunks, my nipples are too big, I look like a boy…blah blah!

Jog the fuck on, there’s thousands of people on here why you feel the need to message someone and try to pull them apart is beyond me.

I come as I am, like it or lump it!

Rise above OP and for the record you could be 2ft or 10ft you would still be beautiful to look at xx"

*oh god not good

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

Damn... Her loss.... You're the same height as my hubby

careful...ground is shaking beneath your feet now

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Backhanded compliment really. Laugh it off, block or don’t block but not worth the effort of trying to fathom their reasoning.

People always try to put others down, its what we do to make ourselves feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These giant Amazon Women always look down on short people.

Look on the bright side (stand on a stool if you can't see it) you could be short and fugly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Okay okay, not a joke really, but here goes:

"You're so short, you could save money and live in a doll's house*"

*Disclaimer: not my personal viewpoint

OP, I don't know you on a personal level but I do know that you are drop dead gorgeous. Absolutely amazingly good looking and your height to me (and I'm sure many others) has nothing to do with anything. I've dated men from 5ft 4 to 6ft 8, so I'm not picky on height!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like she did the right thing in having high standards

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad you have to go to through this man. I always tell people height matters to women (eve if most don't admit it) I don't have short jokes because I'm not into teasing people like that.

Keep your chin up OP and find the person who will appreciate you for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging only from your pics I honestly don't think you'll ever go short ( pun intended ) mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judging only from your pics I honestly don't think you'll ever go short ( pun intended ) mate

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh good I’ve had my physical appearance designated on here, my ass is too big, my thighs are like tree trunks, my nipples are too big, I look like a boy…blah blah!

Jog the fuck on, there’s thousands of people on here why you feel the need to message someone and try to pull them apart is beyond me.

I come as I am, like it or lump it!

Rise above OP and for the record you could be 2ft or 10ft you would still be beautiful to look at xx"

U are stunning x

like those people don’t even know what they are talking about.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Well to be honest if I come across your profile your height would be the last thing I would be looking at…… Because I’m a sleaze ball

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

As a short guy myself I’m in this with you lol. Had it loads over the years to be honest just makes me laugh.

I have to agree rather odd to send it as a message though.

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

if i was taller my weight would be perfect

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

5’7” isn’t even short! Wtf!

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By *lairekTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I crunched some data for a dating site once.

It's just a fact that a fair percentage of women stipulate height as a criteria.

So... Why aren't men's shoes with heels fashionable?

If women can add height via heels, why isn't it the same for men?

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

Damn... Her loss.... You're the same height as my hubby

careful...ground is shaking beneath your feet now

Feels like it too

I'm a massive overthinker lol and am fighting the urge to message him and apologise bahahahaha x

But seriously whoever that girl was it really is her loss x probs a fake profile anyway x

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. "
tuuuunnneeee lol

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

It just seems the height thing for guys is exceptionally cruel at the moment in how openly some women will mock men under a certain height, when if you did the reverse you’d be crucified, some women seem to be celebrated by saying anything under 6’0 is a child/friend zone/small dick energy etc

Just stay strong bro

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By *lairekTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

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5’7” isn’t even short! Wtf!"

It wasn't in medieval times, but in modern times both women and men have been getting taller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average height for a woman in the UK is 5" 3' so you're still taller than most women if they're bothered about that! She can go in the bin

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"if i was taller my weight would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro "

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Did the lady in question send her pictures?, you might not have found her attractive.. It seems to be an assumption on her part that if taller you would have said "ooohhh yes please"

I've had various back handed compliments..

You're fit for your age..

If only you lived closer..

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Oh good I’ve had my physical appearance designated on here, my ass is too big, my thighs are like tree trunks, my nipples are too big, I look like a boy…blah blah!

Jog the fuck on, there’s thousands of people on here why you feel the need to message someone and try to pull them apart is beyond me.

I come as I am, like it or lump it!

Rise above OP and for the record you could be 2ft or 10ft you would still be beautiful to look at xx

U are stunning x

like those people don’t even know what they are talking about.

Aw right back at you lovely! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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5’7” isn’t even short! Wtf!

It wasn't in medieval times, but in modern times both women and men have been getting taller."

Not me, I’m tiny!

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

nr Stamford

Our favourite is when we send a polite no thanks and say that they're not reall Char's type....and they reply asking what Char's type is. Like they are suddenly going to morph into someone new. Unless they're offering to become some kind of head hunter for us.

But OP...5'7" isn't short and even if it is, fuck 'em*

(Bry)

*or not in this case

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I know how you feel O.P. The number of times i've had to start threads to talk about how hot I am is unbelievable. "

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

My short guy joke

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

'Grumpy shagged a penguin."

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. tuuuunnneeee lol "

Wish I had a strap-on in my bag

And a blindfold for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike is 6'10............which I do find hot luckily enough, however hearing him having to tell people how tall he is every day, no matter where we are does get a little tire some!

So being short does have one advantage people don't ask you daily to confirm how short you actually are!

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I tend to get "you look smiley/nice/cute" followed by, "but not my type" on a good day.

I don't mind it because it is a fair point and in a conversation. I think it is worse in OP's case if it is out of the blue.

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh good I’ve had my physical appearance designated on here, my ass is too big, my thighs are like tree trunks, my nipples are too big, I look like a boy…blah blah!

Jog the fuck on, there’s thousands of people on here why you feel the need to message someone and try to pull them apart is beyond me.

I come as I am, like it or lump it!

Rise above OP and for the record you could be 2ft or 10ft you would still be beautiful to look at xx

U are stunning x

like those people don’t even know what they are talking about.

Isn't she just! Wow!

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

Her loss mate! Honestly, I get the same on here too. It’s frustrating at times and I respect people’s wants but as a man just because your tall does not correlate to being better in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is for arranging a sex meeting what does it matter how tall or short anyone is.. surely it's more about the sexual chemistry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like another fake swinger.. Has the profile, has the pics.. But just pretends..

Amuses herself by sending shit replies to others to make herself feel better,

you're hot BUT..whatever..

"If you were a bit taller.... you coulda been a baller! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s such a shame when 2 people can’t see eye to eye over these maters.

Does make you wonder if a man ever said to this lady “Sorry, your too skinny/fat/short for me” how she’d feel about it.

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By *lairekTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

"It’s such a shame when 2 people can’t see eye to eye over these maters.

Does make you wonder if a man ever said to this lady “Sorry, your too skinny/fat/short for me” how she’d feel about it. "

Short men don't usually get in the celebrity press, seen alongside super model women...

... Unless they happen to have the wealth of a Bernie Ecclestone.

That extra billion in the bank seems to add a couple of inches...

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Its simply a preference, everyone has one or two. Wipe your mouth and move on.

I'm short myself, and bald. Loads of profiles I've read on here would rule me out based on that. Nothing I can do about that, it is what it is.

If the roles were reversed and it was the blokes who were getting hundreds of women chucking themselves at them at a time, they would be just as picky and hold out for exactly what they were after.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"My short guy joke

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

'Grumpy shagged a penguin.""

Grumpy is a savage

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless "

Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow is 5'7

Zac Efron is 5'7

James McAvoy is 5'7

They are all perceived as handsome or good-looking and they all have spoken up about the heightism for the men in showbiz

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless

Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow is 5'7

Zac Efron is 5'7

James McAvoy is 5'7

They are all perceived as handsome or good-looking and they all have spoken up about the heightism for the men in showbiz

Preach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My short guy joke

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

'Grumpy shagged a penguin.""

! More jokes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy is ?? ?? ??

And taller than me (a bit) and that's cool.

Just own it.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless

Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow is 5'7

Zac Efron is 5'7

James McAvoy is 5'7

They are all perceived as handsome or good-looking and they all have spoken up about the heightism for the men in showbiz

Preach!

Or drooling over Daniel Craig as Bond when he's 5'9. Funny as hell when you point out these blokes who get their knickers wetter than a spastics chin aren't 6ft+."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom Hardy is ?? ?? ??

And taller than me (a bit) and that's cool.

Just own it. "

That was HOT HOT HOT

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless

Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow is 5'7

Zac Efron is 5'7

James McAvoy is 5'7

They are all perceived as handsome or good-looking and they all have spoken up about the heightism for the men in showbiz

Preach!

Or drooling over Daniel Craig as Bond when he's 5'9. Funny as hell when you point out these blokes who get their knickers wetter than a spastics chin aren't 6ft+."

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don’t get why people say things like this when it’s something you can’t change. I once got a first message and all it said was your nostrils are massive like why haha

I always forget to look at people’s heights on their profile it’s not something I ever really think about.

I guess at least she said it at the beginning rather than after you had been chatting to her for a while.

Try not let it get to you there are plenty of other ladies who think you are perfect

I so had to check your nostrils then. No idea what he was on about, maybe he misspelled boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry about it mate.

Now get back to work, them toys won't make themselves for Christmas

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless

Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow is 5'7

Zac Efron is 5'7

James McAvoy is 5'7

They are all perceived as handsome or good-looking and they all have spoken up about the heightism for the men in showbiz

Preach!

Or drooling over Daniel Craig as Bond when he's 5'9. Funny as hell when you point out these blokes who get their knickers wetter than a spastics chin aren't 6ft+."

Maybe it isn't your height that puts women off.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wouldn't worry about it mate.

Now get back to work, them toys won't make themselves for Christmas

Now this one was funny

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless

Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow is 5'7

Zac Efron is 5'7

James McAvoy is 5'7

They are all perceived as handsome or good-looking and they all have spoken up about the heightism for the men in showbiz

Preach!

Or drooling over Daniel Craig as Bond when he's 5'9. Funny as hell when you point out these blokes who get their knickers wetter than a spastics chin aren't 6ft+."

Straight into the block bin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with the vast majority wanting tall men... Has no one ever heard the term "tho he be little he be fierce"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I have a rack, in more ways than 1, though they probably won't help you with her.

Take the positive from it. Much about you is perfect. You got 5.99999 of the 6 lottery numbers

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

That’s ok OP. Means there’s more chance for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5’7 isn’t too short so long as you haven’t done what a lot of guys do and fabbed yourself up by two inches and you’re actually 5ft 5

Own your height… as they say good things come in small packages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting this thread started as "my perfect man would be tall and hot, you're just hot" to "women don't see short people as being hot". A subtle evolution of position.

I suspect some women generally like tall men. Maybe it's a safety thing or a self consciousness thing of being taller in heels And maybe they do use it as a filter in the same way as people use age etc.

And maybe they do look at celebrities (who really have a lot more going for them than just looks. They are top of the game when it comes to energy etc) and find them less attractive irl when they see the height ... But ... I suspect there are men out there who will "fancy" a TSbuntil they find out it's not quite what they were looking for ...

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height is only an excuse because there isn’t a spark

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Take the positives OP. We're the same height and I don't get any messages telling me I'm hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As another shorter guy, stay strong brother

It’s sucks that there’s such a huge thing on height these days. 6’1 minimum is a common addition to a woman’s long list of needs

Nothing on them for that either. I’ll dismiss girls under a certain cup size. It’s all preference.

Just stay strong bro

I think having a preference is fine so long as it’s respectful. Like saying nasty thing about height isn’t nice

Or breasts (like … she’s a flat chested bitch)

There’s respectful ways while keeping boundaries on what we might prefer

But anyway, attraction is a mix of things anyway!!! Jack Grealish is totally fiiiiineeeee and he’s not 6’4”

The look of disappointment when I tell women that Tom Hardy is 5’9 (probably 5’8 since Hollywood always adds an inch or 2) is priceless "

Hardy has said he’s 5’9 himself and I tend to believe him as he doesn’t come across as the sort of vain type who feels the need to ‘fab up’ his height

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Straight into the block bin...

Really, you had to broadcast it? Why, why do you presume I would have contacted you or shown interest? Genuinely curious. Blocked for what having a differing opinion to you? If so that is echo chamber and dangerous to not expose yourself to other opinions.

Perhaps it was the joke which I have shamelessly pinched from Jimmy Carr about a spastics chin? Comedy and humor is subjective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight into the block bin...

Perhaps it was the joke which I have shamelessly pinched from Jimmy Carr about a spastics chin? Comedy and humor is subjective. "

It is subjective that's true. More than one person reacted to that joke. Not positively.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

To be honest, I don’t know how you short blokes have so much time to Fab at this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for you there forum brother.

I’m sick of getting messages from horny chicks that only want me because I’m really tall, well defined, charming and extremely fucking handsome.

It’s shit.

Wish they’d all just see past all that to my squishy heart and caring side.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I feel for you there forum brother.

I’m sick of getting messages from horny chicks that only want me because I’m really tall, well defined, charming and extremely fucking handsome.

It’s shit.

Wish they’d all just see past all that to my squishy heart and caring side."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silliness. Imagine losing out on happiness for something so trivial?

Fuck it though, can't win em all and with a bod like that you'l be reet (I'm sure there's more to you than that though, but just pointing out positives)

In other news, while I'm trying to be a rockstar I've decided to do a mattress making course. Just so I have something to fall back on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I feel for you there forum brother.

I’m sick of getting messages from horny chicks that only want me because I’m really tall, well defined, charming and extremely fucking handsome.

It’s shit.

Wish they’d all just see past all that to my squishy heart and caring side."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel for you there forum brother.

I’m sick of getting messages from horny chicks that only want me because I’m really tall, well defined, charming and extremely fucking handsome.

It’s shit.

Wish they’d all just see past all that to my squishy heart and caring side."

One side of me is saying 'Aaaaaaaw!' the other is saying 'bastard!'

Both meant with the upmost of well wishes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Interesting this thread started as "my perfect man would be tall and hot, you're just hot" to "women don't see short people as being hot". A subtle evolution of position.

For me it’s simply because I like a man to be taller than me as I’m tall. Totally my issue not theirs at all. I won’t meet men shorter than me but there’s absolutely no need for nasty comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting this thread started as "my perfect man would be tall and hot, you're just hot" to "women don't see short people as being hot". A subtle evolution of position.

Can I sit on your knee and tell you what I want for christmas?

By the way, I've been a little naughty this year

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"You're pretty for a big girl... you'd be stunning if you were smaller" is one of many I've had

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Interesting this thread started as "my perfect man would be tall and hot, you're just hot" to "women don't see short people as being hot". A subtle evolution of position.

Can I sit on your knee and tell you what I want for christmas?

By the way, I've been a little naughty this year "

In that case you’d better bend over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've all got something like that that (unfiltered/rude) people say I suppose. "You'd be great if you were taller/thinner/curvier/funnier/less married

" I think we've probably all just hear those comments louder than the nice ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting this thread started as "my perfect man would be tall and hot, you're just hot" to "women don't see short people as being hot". A subtle evolution of position.

Can I sit on your knee and tell you what I want for christmas?

By the way, I've been a little naughty this year

In that case you’d better bend over my knee "

You may need help. Any elves with time on their hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

Such a low blow to use a physical feature you have no control over....Lucky escape I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're still tall to me because I'm only 5'2". I would try not to worry about what was said to you. We'll all never be right for everyone.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

If I was any taller I'd have to become a damn basketball player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I got a message earlier that said this " you are so hot...if you were just a bit taller you'd be perfect "

OK uhm, right, I mean... what exactly am I supposed to do with this info?

What even is she trying to say? Is she saying I should try my best to grow taller? Cause that's NOT HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS!

Is she telling me she only finds me attractive in pictures, because she doesn't have to see my height

Or is she trying to compliment me and insult me at the same time?

What could it be? I wonder...I might need scooby do and the mystery Inc. to help me get to the bottom of this.

Man, this is just as bad as some other comments I get, like " I usually don't go for short guys, but in your case I might make an exception " ...well aren't I fucking special

You social skills lacking bafooness!

I haven't replied to the message...I really can't be bothered today ( and the day just started) , so to lift up the mood, can you all give me your best short guy jokes?

Such a low blow to use a physical feature you have no control over....Lucky escape I think"

Another advantage of not being tall, easier to escape more situations!

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By *hornyx69Man
over a year ago

down south and up north

I get it all the time I’m only a short arse everyone’s taller than me.But what difference does it make once I’m taking them doggy.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

If I was a little taller I would be taller than Tom Cruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, I struggle with shorter guys so I do tend to turn a lot down on that basis. (I'm 6ft2) but I'd not be nasty or so direct about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel for you there forum brother.

I’m sick of getting messages from horny chicks that only want me because I’m really tall, well defined, charming and extremely fucking handsome.

It’s shit.

Wish they’d all just see past all that to my squishy heart and caring side.

One side of me is saying 'Aaaaaaaw!' the other is saying 'bastard!'

Both meant with the upmost of well wishes "

I get that a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vertically challenged here also OP standing at 5ft7. Don't be like me and think getting a Mistress to put you in a rack will make you couple inches taller

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I think everyone is entitled to there preference when it comes down to physicality. But agree OP she could have expressed it better and from the outset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, did you ever reply ?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

If only I was slimmer…

…and better looking.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"OP, did you ever reply ?"

I did not reply, but she did saw the thread and judging by her second message she was not happy

, and I'm an immature sensitive Snowflake for opening this thread...ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, did you ever reply ?

I did not reply, but she did saw the thread and judging by her second message she was not happy

, and I'm an immature sensitive Snowflake for opening this thread...ouch

Like I said earlier lucky escape! What a shallow a-hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not your height,it was just the easiest way for her to say she wasn't interested.

Just move on.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Its not your height,it was just the easiest way for her to say she wasn't interested.

Just move on."

Dude, she messaged first...I didn't even reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not your height,it was just the easiest way for her to say she wasn't interested.

Just move on.

Dude, she messaged first...I didn't even reply

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interesting.

I didn't take your original post as her giving you a huge insult. Maybe a poor neg, or a backhanded compliment.

Love to know the follow up message !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, I struggle with shorter guys so I do tend to turn a lot down on that basis. (I'm 6ft2) but I'd not be nasty or so direct about it!

You have an inch on me!

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is exactly what I was about to reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s why a leared to walk in 8 inch heels when I get hit with that one I normally come back with what size off heels will I need to ware then

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Short huh?

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I've had this a fair bit, see a few profiles saying taller guys only. Doesn't really bother me though, it's not like there isn't plenty of women who don't care. Rather be handsome than tall, if I could only pick one

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well at least you weren't too tall

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wonder how many tall men get told if only you had a lovely muscular body.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I wonder how many tall men get told if only you had a lovely muscular body."

Or few more inches either way

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Both the guys I met this week were 5ft 7.

Still taller than me.

They don't make diamonds as big as bricks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I got ..if only you didn't look like my uncle Pete

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"I wonder how many tall men get told if only you had a lovely muscular body."

Never heard a tall man say he was rejected for not having muscles...but, the reality is that all men can "get " muscles

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Tell them to jog on and your too busy ,dont they know its panto season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone over 5ft 2 is taller than me so it's not an issue for me

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

5’7 is quite tall but I’m 5’4 so I guess it’s relative.

Anyway, as my dad used to say, we’re the last to know it’s raining but the first to know about the flood.

Be happy in your skin

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"5’7 is quite tall but I’m 5’4 so I guess it’s relative.

Anyway, as my dad used to say, we’re the last to know it’s raining but the first to know about the flood.

Be happy in your skin

But would you meet someone that is shorter than you? See if a man would say " I am quite muscly so I don't mind a bigger/curvier woman as long as she is not bigger/doesn't weigh more than I do" ...wouldn't that be off putting?

The whole point if this is how people are ignorant in expressing their preferences

And no height is not relative, as it is measurable... and the average height for men in the UK is 5'9, therefore a 5'7 man is short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP hit the block button bro.

I'd rather someone just tell me that they're not interested in me or I'm not their type rather than specifically point out a trait of mine that is putting them off. I find that extremely rude and comes across as someone who's a bully.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Don't worry OP, us short people are always getting overlooked."

I like what you did there

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By *ussexcouple40Couple
over a year ago

Sussex

I think she is taking the time to compliment you, while at the same time not wasting your time by giving you false hope, and being decent enough to explain why for her personally you are not what you are looking for, but you would be for others.

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"I think she is taking the time to compliment you, while at the same time not wasting your time by giving you false hope, and being decent enough to explain why for her personally you are not what you are looking for, but you would be for others.

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them. "

Omg why don't people understand that I didn't contact this lady...she just randomly messaged me

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By *ussexcouple40Couple
over a year ago

Sussex

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them.

Omg why don't people understand that I didn't contact this lady...she just randomly messaged me

We do. So what I said stands. She was complimenting you without you thinking it was an invite, so you didn't waste your time.

This attitude is why men don't get women contacting them and also why they don't get replies.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’d be able to reach the top shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them.

Omg why don't people understand that I didn't contact this lady...she just randomly messaged me

We do. So what I said stands. She was complimenting you without you thinking it was an invite, so you didn't waste your time.

This attitude is why men don't get women contacting them and also why they don't get replies. "

It really isn’t. She was out of order.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them. "

No shes was rude

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By *ussexcouple40Couple
over a year ago

Sussex

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them.

Omg why don't people understand that I didn't contact this lady...she just randomly messaged me

We do. So what I said stands. She was complimenting you without you thinking it was an invite, so you didn't waste your time.

This attitude is why men don't get women contacting them and also why they don't get replies.

It really isn’t. She was out of order.

You don't know what her intentions were, neither do I.

We are both speculating.

I happen to think calling someone "so hot" and nearly perfect is a compliment. You don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of been worse could of called you a short ass lol

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them.

Omg why don't people understand that I didn't contact this lady...she just randomly messaged me

We do. So what I said stands. She was complimenting you without you thinking it was an invite, so you didn't waste your time.

This attitude is why men don't get women contacting them and also why they don't get replies. "

Are you for real?

she could have just fabbed my pictures without saying anything, she could have just said she finds me attractive but is not interested in meeting at the moment...there are so many other ways she could have expressed this....she literally said I would be "perfect" if I'd be just a bit taller. Why? Why say it like that? Anyway have your opinion...for me the whole message was unnecessary. I did not see it as a compliment

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Why can’t short people cook? Because the steaks are too high!

At my height, I’m pretty sure ive heard them all over the years haha

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else reminded of Pride & Prejudice? Darcy offering to marry Elizabeth in spite of her family. Same vibe

If someone wants you, they want/accept the whole you. Not "in spite of". Or "you'd be perfect if only.."

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"5’7 is quite tall but I’m 5’4 so I guess it’s relative.

Anyway, as my dad used to say, we’re the last to know it’s raining but the first to know about the flood.

Be happy in your skin

The whole point if this is how people are ignorant in expressing their preferences

And no height is not relative, as it is measurable... and the average height for men in the UK is 5'9, therefore a 5'7 man is short"

I tend to make my choices on here more by personality than looks so it wouldn’t be an issue to me and height is measurable but if people are judging by their own height it is indeed relative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, did you ever reply ?

I did not reply, but she did saw the thread and judging by her second message she was not happy

, and I'm an immature sensitive Snowflake for opening this thread...ouch

Uh oh.

They never like when you bring their wrongdoings to light..

Not sure how she displayed sensitivity with her message..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry OP, us short people are always getting overlooked."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe this is the reason men complain about women and couples not replying to them.

Omg why don't people understand that I didn't contact this lady...she just randomly messaged me

We do. So what I said stands. She was complimenting you without you thinking it was an invite, so you didn't waste your time.

This attitude is why men don't get women contacting them and also why they don't get replies. "

She's incredibly stuck up if she thinks every man on here would fuck her.

She told him not to waste his time when he didn't even contact her??! Oh such bollocks!!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Think I puts people of us as I'm shorter than wifey. All the same size in bed tho aren't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, did you ever reply ?

I did not reply, but she did saw the thread and judging by her second message she was not happy

, and I'm an immature sensitive Snowflake for opening this thread...ouch

Uh oh.

They never like when you bring their wrongdoings to light..

Not sure how she displayed sensitivity with her message..

Dunno about this lass as I don't know her so not my place, but what is it about the general use of 'snowflake' like it's a free pass to treat people like shit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Think I puts people of us as I'm shorter than wifey. All the same size in bed tho aren't we? "

Errrrr no? Mr KC is still a lot taller than me lying down. His feet dangle over the end of the bed; mine don't etc. But it's fair to say our pretty diverse heights don't cause any issues. Previous boyfriends were 5ft 4 and 6ft 8. Mr KC is 6ft 4. I'm 5ft 6-ish. Height simply isn't an issue to me, at least.

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