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Funniest thing you've heard in public

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a boring day so my mind has been in the gutter

As I walked into the supermarket today after work I caught the conversation of two women walking out

One said to the other " they both had two massive tools and one started at one end and the other at the opposite end they finished the job off in to time "

Thank god I had my mask on as I was laughing my head off...lol

What's the funniest thing you have heard out in public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a boring day so my mind has been in the gutter

As I walked into the supermarket today after work I caught the conversation of two women walking out

One said to the other " they both had two massive tools and one started at one end and the other at the opposite end they finished the job off in to time "

Thank god I had my mask on as I was laughing my head off...lol

What's the funniest thing you have heard out in public?"

Dirty mind!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I make no excuses for that ...lol

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Man being served at checkout not wearing mask on Tuesday. He says to cashier, there seems to be a lot of people wearing masks, is it mandatory now ? Next customer in the queue says, yes you fucking dickhead, don't you watch the news. Man went quiet and shuffled off.

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Overheard in Dunelm next to the curtain tie-backs:

“You can’t get those ones, they look like anal beads”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man being served at checkout not wearing mask on Tuesday. He says to cashier, there seems to be a lot of people wearing masks, is it mandatory now ? Next customer in the queue says, yes you fucking dickhead, don't you watch the news. Man went quiet and shuffled off."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overheard in Dunelm next to the curtain tie-backs:

“You can’t get those ones, they look like anal beads” "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in October a little girl outside supermarket saw an old lady getting on a bike. She says really loud “daddy that witch must have forgot her broom”. I nearly died.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in October a little girl outside supermarket saw an old lady getting on a bike. She says really loud “daddy that witch must have forgot her broom”. I nearly died. "

Lol the little uns are the funniest

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