FabSwingers.com forum: Withnail and I quotes

By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Love this film what's your favourite quote from it ?

I'll start off with

"I feel like a pig shat in my head"......with reference to a hangover for those who don't know...lol

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

This is a Camberwell Carrot.....

I'm going to have you, even if it means burglary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.... Danny

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Are you the farmer ?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!

This one.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Virtuosa

Look here my cousin in a QC

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!

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By *rsefuckMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I demand to have some booze!

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monty, you terrible cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean to have you, even if it must be buglery.

Monty being creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a Camberwell Carrot.....

I'm going to have you, even if it means burglary! "

The joint im about to roll needs a craftsman

I innvented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Monty, you terrible cunt!"
We got a mate called Monty, the mrs got blocked on Facebook for a short while after a misunderstanding over that quote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even sure I ever saw it all! But I know when they enter the pub you can briefly see Ric Mayal laughing for a split second...

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Brilliant tread!

Fork it!

Scrubbers!

Do not threaten me with a dead fish!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now"

So many good ones I'd forgotten! Really must re-watch it. X

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

They're selling hippy wigs in Woolworths, man.

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

I called him a ponce. And now I'm calling you one. Ponce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monty, you terrible cunt!We got a mate called Monty, the mrs got blocked on Facebook for a short while after a misunderstanding over that quote!

Still think it’s the best bit of movie profanity ever!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"This is a Camberwell Carrot.....

I'm going to have you, even if it means burglary! "

The camberwell carrot was decent , gear from his man ‘Juan’ !

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butcher's shops".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coward you are Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'My heart's beating like a fucked clock'

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I feel like a pig shat in my head'

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"'My heart's beating like a fucked clock' "

Very good one of my favourites

That whole scene makes me laugh time and time again...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it!

My thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful.

Oh! you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrot...Excuse me...

Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen the film myself, however, a friend of mine took me to where it was filmed as it was her old stomping ground.

Is it worth watching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen the film myself, however, a friend of mine took me to where it was filmed as it was her old stomping ground.

Is it worth watching? "

Yes! It's really good

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it!

My thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful.

Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

Well done very good

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now"

If you only see the film once, then that's the quote that sums up the film.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I've never seen the film myself, however, a friend of mine took me to where it was filmed as it was her old stomping ground.

Is it worth watching? "

Yes. 100%. It’s a cult classic.

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I think I will watch it again Saturday night and follow the drinks

All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.

Btw for the record I'm not 420 friendly just the drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been watching you. You want workin on boy."

"little tarts, they love it".

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

If I medicined you... you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls to Monty

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

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Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't hit me my wife is having a baby lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stout Wellington boots

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not a quote as such but I love the squalor of their living arrangements. The scene where they slather themselves in deep heat and writhe around the radiator is priceless

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange)

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange)"
it’s hard to see nowadays how things have changed and the ACO was banned for years. Maybe it had something to do with Fred Elliot getting beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus lol

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange) it’s hard to see nowadays how things have changed and the ACO was banned for years. Maybe it had something to do with Fred Elliot getting beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus lol "

"I've been beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus! I say I've been beaten to death by a huge ceramic phallus!"

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange) it’s hard to see nowadays how things have changed and the ACO was banned for years. Maybe it had something to do with Fred Elliot getting beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus lol

"I've been beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus! I say I've been beaten to death by a huge ceramic phallus!""
hahaha touché

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